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joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· 20d

wip wednesday 😈

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Jun 27

hehehehehe someone boutta get crazy on the island 🤭😈🥴

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Jun 25

she’s coming guys i promise, just wanna make sure it’s the end these two freaks and all you freaks deserve (she’s also becoming an even bigger boy than tav is 😅🤭 who could’ve guessed (all of us, all of us could’ve guessed))

snippet:

Tav isn't thinking straight. It's a dream, it must be.

His eyes slip closed.

"Nnn nnm," Simon tuts. "Come on, pet, haven't you been gagging for this. How you gonna go and shut your eyes on me?"

"M'dreamin'," he slurs.

"Aww, John…" That voice is so fucking sinful, the mocking sympathy only making it more so. "You're not dreamin'. Just open your eyes, sweetheart. Look at me."

Tav can't.

He can't because if he opens his eyes this whole thing is going to flit away like a fickle mirage. Tav was trapped in the blinding heat of the desert and deprived of water for so long all his pathetic, starving mind can do is offer him pitiful illusions of Simon in his room, playing with himself, telling Tav things he could only have wished for in his darkest fantasies.

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Jun 25

close ups

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Jun 25

yup. #joesart #johnsoapmactavish

john soap mactavish getting fucking freaky in the gym. he's rocking a curly 'stache and a messy mullet. in case you were wondering, he is not extra hairy, this is canon hairiness, i don't make the rules ok, ghost told me this is what's going on under there. he has a 'bleed from within' home-cut muscle tank because i know this fine piece of meat enjoys aesthetic screaming. as you proceed even lower you will see the jock strap with 'suck it' on it cause this is a classy gym and he decided to dress it up a bit. like father (captav) like son, there is ball slip, which is apparently becoming a joe guarantee. he's currently putting on his lifting wrist straps about to deadlift +2x times the weight of a specific ghost-faced british lad with a face that screams "later i'll be toppin' yer mam and yer da"

if you find yourself thinking, gosh joe, who's fault is it that this horny monstrosity exists? it was murphs. she didn't mean to, and no one could have predicted /this/, but here we are

oh, and nip slip and some slutty piercings, (visible: ear and tongue; not visible: dick, cause... look at him. it's obvious).

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Jun 21

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 31

@sultrysunset.bsky.social 🫡🫵😘 #joesart #soapghost

comic of non-op trans ghost in a black tshirt and lingerie, and soap in a large “riley” sweatshirt

dialogue reads:
ghost- johnny, wontcha join me
soap- think i can spare a few
ghost- good

page two

dialogue reads:
ghost- can’t ya just take it already. quit playing with your food, greedy boy
soap- mm— not yet. can’t help it, ye look too good
ghost- mmm there we go, tha’s it, johnny—just like that

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(7/7)

Dialogue reads:

Ghost- "Take it off."
Soap- "Y'sure?"
G- "Yes."
S- *At some point I stopped believing-- saw it as just a crutch. Couldn't take the heart ache of sitting there, hoping and praying for the stars to align.* "Mm... fock-- feel so good, doll."
G- "Tighter Johnny-- please."
S- "'Course, anything y'want." *Ran off to the military to scare away the pain--*
G- "Bloody 'ell, that fuckin' mouth."
S- *To ignore the dull holes in my heart. What a feckin' fool I was.*
S- "Christ Si, lookit ya-- so beautiful."

Dialogue reads:

G- "Jo'nny, ha-- I feel so good..."
S- "Jist like that, hen--- I gotcha."
G- *I never second guessed why all i ever knew was black and white. It just made sense--*
G- "Mm'ight, luv."
S- "G'night, Si."
G- *Colour was too beautiful for someone like me. I never let myself believe anything else.*

Dialogue reads:

G- *You made it so i'll never not believe again.*

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(6/7)

Dialogue reads:

Ghost- *Everything reminds me of you. Or maybe that's an excuse I tell myself. Maybe I just want to be surrounded by you. Guess none of them were my favourite.*

Dialogue reads:

Soap- "Hey, L.T., mind if i join ya?"
G- "Reckon I couldn't stop ya even if I wanted to, now could I."
S- "Think if you really wanted tae you would've stopped me on that tarmac. Guess Ah figured ye would. I have nae doubt one word from ye would've been 'nuff to send me back, no questions asked."
G- "Don't flatter me, only Gaz can do that."
S- "Could've still made a case
G- "Reckon I… didn't wanna. I was scared shitless, Johnny, I didn't— I just…
S- "M'glad ye didn't. I'm so fockin' glad, Simon. Was ready to crush it all down. But, christ, I dinnae ken what Ah would've done if I had tae get back on that plane."
G- "So, you have a favourite colour?"
S- "Nae. They're all pretty in their own right... but this is my favourite blue."

dialogue reads:

G- "Nothing compared to mine. Now I'm wondering what colour your lips are."
S- "Think you can just look at them, ye dafty."
G- "Mmm, might need to get a closer look."
S- "Then do it."
G- "Still can't tell."
S- "Just kiss me already--"

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(5/7)

Dialogue reads:

Ghost- *How do you make me feel so warm when you are by my side.*
Soap- *How have I made it this far without you at my six.*

Dialogue reads:

G- *How have you made me want when I've spent years beating it out of myself*
S- *Why does my name burn red any time it falls from your lips.*

Dialogue reads:

*How come I want to show you every single piece of me... even the ugly ones."

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(4/7)

Dialogue reads:

Gaz- "Fuck, tav, good to see ya mate!
Soap- "Way to long! Ye look good.
G- "Not as good as you it seems. Looks like ya just saw the sun for the first time.
S- *Think I have*
G- "Here, I'll show you to the nosh."

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(3/7)

Dialogue reads

Price- "I found us a fourth member."
Ghost- "I thought you already found one."
P- "Didn't pass the gaz test."
G- "'N that is…?"
P- "Need to know."
G- "Who'd need to know more 'an me."
P- "Name's John MacTavish. He'll be here in five to test the waters.
G- "'N I'm just hearing about this now."
P- "Why'd you think i was bringin' you out here?"
G- "Afternoon stroll-- makin' sure I get 'nough vitamin D. I Dunno."
P- "We both know you're not vitamin d, sun or otherwise."
G- "Fuckin' twat--"
P- "Laswell pulled some strings to get him 'ere."
G- "Remind me not to thank her."
P- "Wouldn't put that in stone just yet."

dialogue reads:

Soap- "Captain price, it's an honour to be here."
P- "M'glad I could finally snatch ya up between stations. You're a very coveted man, MacTavish."
S- "Please sir, it's a dream to be offered a spot with you. 'Ave heard great things about that dick tickler of yours 'n it certainly lives up to the rumours."
P- "You wound me, sergeant, it does more than just tickle them.
S- "Love ta see it, sir."
P- "Heard you go way back with Gaz. And this here ray of sunshine is here is your Lieutenant, Ghost."
S- "The Ghost— shite, nice ta finally meet the legend in the flesh. Name's Soap."

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

(2/7)

dialogue reads:

Price- "Which one's your favourite?"
Ghost- "Hmm?"
P- "In a sunset, which colour's your favourite?"
G- "An icebreaker? Really, Price."
P- "What else're we s'pose to do-- sit here, starin' into each other's eyes."
G- "Hard pass."
P- "Grand. So which one's your bloody favourite, Simon?"
G- "Christ, I dunno. Why's it even matter?"
P- "God forbid I take an interest in the lads willin' to follow me into battle."
G- "You've seen me drop trow and take a shit, I think you know plenty."
P- "Something a lil' more personable, ya muppet."
G- "Price, let off yeah. Said I don't have a favourite."
P- "Everyone's got one... unless ya can't see them."

dialogue reads

G- "Never said that."
P- "Sure-- But then again you're bein' a lil' bit of a cunt 'bout it. y'know, there's nothing wrong with not seein colou--
G- "S'nothing to be wrong wiv, sir."

Boss- "You're just like me, kid. No one will ever love ya cause you're too broken. 'N you'll never love anyone 'cause your parents beat it out of you. Here."
Lil Ghost- "Don't smoke"
Boss- "Y'should-- it'll dull the pain of it all."

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 24

so excited to present to you all my gift for the amazing @toomanybats.bsky.social for the #themugexchange while i'm posting it here i've also posted it to ao3, which is in my opinion the ultimate viewing experience, but pick your poison archiveofourown.org/works/85303931 #joesart #soapghost (1/7)

dialogue reads:

Granda- "Ye ken how lucky y'are tae have a soulmate, my wee spitfire."
Lil John- "But Granda, I cannae see all the pretty colours."
G- "Aye, not yet-- but when y'meet that special person it'll be like seein' a fae born right before yer very eyes. Ye just have tae trust me, John, okae?"
J- "...Okae. I just-- ma drawings are so boring without colour."
G- "Of course they arnae, Lammie, they're beautiful. A right proper artist ye are."
J- "...Really?"
G- "Really."

dialogue reads:

J- "What colour is that?"
G- "S'brown."
J- "What's brown like?"
G- "Och, ye cannae describe a colour tae someone who's never seen one. Just like ye cannae describe love tae someone who's never felt it. It's... beyond words. The meaning for both is found only in the deepest part of yer heart."

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 3

some of said odd sex positions

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· May 3

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 28

of course!!

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 28

meme of man kicking another off a cliff. the man kicking is me, ai is the unsuspecting man on the cliff about to get his shit absolutely knocked the fuck out FUCK AI, BE A DEGENERATE AS ALL HUMANS SHOULD BE INSTEAD

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 27

wip on a monday cause why not two big men and their bulges 🫡

a close up of two men walking (who are they idk 🤭) in military gear. both are slanging hogs

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 19

bwahahah, riley: “the fuck i cant”

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 18

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Apr 8

in the meantime here's a stray price

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 29

...

i'll take what i can get
chapter 3: i need everything you have and more

note reads: gosh what type of crazy freak would write a 10k ch for their sperm bank au

here y'all go

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 23

ALSO THIS ONE WITH HIS THICK BACK AND HIS THICK NECK AND HIS WAIST AND THAT CHEEKY LITTLE MUSCLE ABOVE HIS ASS AND THE FRECKLES AND HIS HAIR ON HIS NAPE 👄👄👄👄👄👄🫦👅

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 23

“said he liked this one”

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 22

anyone want second helpings (link below 🫡)

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 18

the only close up you need for this one

tummy. lude outline of cock. ball slip. hair.

if you never see me again i am nose deep in his musk

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 18

*bites fist* #joesart #captainmactavish

captain john "big ass balls" mactavish at a beach. he is in a tight little black speedo with a little skull patch on the hip. he is tummy, tits, and thighs out, plus a slip of ball because that's just what happens when you're slanging a fucking HOG. he's got a beer in his hand and his aviators on and he is living his best life whilst riley is over in a corner trying not to jump his bones right on the sand and strategizing a way to bottle tav’s sweat. don't forget the "simon riley" collar bone tattoo, this man is simp

joe 🤠@fockenwimdy· Mar 18

ding ding ding, dinner’s served (don’t look at how quickly i wrote this, i was possessed) #joesfics #soapghost