Welllll wisdom teeth removal met my second weight loss goal so I’ll take it. Also, this shirt makes it look like my mirror is dirty 😂

Love a good trend and also I’m bored AF recovering at home

Wisdom teeth removal tomorrow: give me your show and movie recs pleaseeeeeeee And nudes.

Whooops

Another day, another bath bomb

No AC is a guaranteed no underwear

Shout out to this guy for coming out of the closet (😏) and keeping us from dying

Benefit of having a roof deck on Phillies fireworks nights 😍😍

My laptop died so I had to replace it. Is it just me or does this Frutiger aero-esque aesthetic scratch a millennial itch?!

Shadyyyyyy

My friends and husband are all golden retriever energy and bully me into being social so I end up at all kinds of shit. For instance, my friends got Andrew and a casino full of people to sing me happy birthday this year 🫠

How did the pharmacy miss all 30 of my damn pills? How did they pack it and realize it didn’t sound like a maraca?

It’s migraine day. Come keep me company (I’m also naked)

Don’t dream it, be it 😭😭😭

This ramen is healing something* in me *a slight hangover

I’ve been busy but here, have a banana latte as proof of life.

Civic duty done.

Part of my Toronto trip meant being a happy transit nerd

Hey Canada 😍🇨🇦

I’m alive and collecting old phones like it’s my hobby (it is)

One of the H Marts near me got remodeled and I got suckered into their hot pot kit 😍

Post your warning sign. Remove rubber 😘

A gay in a jockstrap? Groundbreaking.

Fair warning - I’m an emo ex Hot Topic employee turned therapist

Look at this beauty 😍

If I gotta go to the ENT at least this is my view.

I lived, bitch. (And I dyed my hair)