🍁danielle🐈‍⬛

@framedinnocence

weather enthusiast, news nerd, lover of food, atheist, cat things, birder.

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🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· 1d

Just say you have a small penis and get it over with

A bumper sticker that reads:
It’s a hybrid
It runs on gas and oil

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· 24d

Justice for cyclopses

A black cat with one eye and the top of one ear missing. She is on a grey blanket.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· 28d

Bella is 14 and arthritic so she gets occasional baths. She is now resting comfortably(and clean!).

A grey tabby with an incredibly pissed off face. She is wrapped in a light yellow towel and on top of another towel with colorful stripes.

A grey tabby laying on a green, blue and white plaid blanket.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jul 17

Wait I lied.

A screenshot of the notes app with my cats tail lengths. They are as follows:
Olive - 13.5 in
Bean - 11 in
Bella - 1.5 in
Teagan - 2 in
Abby - 12.25 in

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jul 12

🥳🍾

A picture of two shot glasses being cheersed with, filled with bourbon.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jul 5

I’m drunk (oops) much to my tiny dog’s dismay.

A selfie style photo with me scrunching my face and holding my black Pomeranian with a white face making a possibly horrified face. The background contains squished squishmellows and a light purple blanket. Photo is blurry.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jun 21

Happy Father’s Day to me 🫐

Brown parchment paper with eight blueberry scones on it.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jun 19

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

A black one eyed cat missing the top of one ear sitting on hardwood floor in front of a white closet door. She is wearing a rainbow tutu. Next to her is a big pink and gold crinkly ball with black feathers.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jun 16

Bean taking a much needed snooze.

A black cat sleeping on a bright blue squishmellow. There is a bookshelf in the background.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Jun 16

A lovely evening walk with dog.

A small black dog with a white muzzle and white right front paw. She is sitting on a brick sidewalk and looking off to the side while panting, in front of lilies and other various flowers in a mulch covered flower bed. There is a white and pink playhouse with a heart behind the flowers further back.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 26

Spent a lot of time with the kids this weekend.

Brigid: A small black dog with a white muzzle sitting on a light grey couch. She is a little damp from her bath.

Teagan and Olive. A grey long haired cat laying on her side right next to a short black haired cat curled in a ball.

Olive, one eyed black cat who is also missing a good chunk of her left ear.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 23

Went to a double header last night with my bestie. It was 56F and misting the entire time, I thought I might freeze. We had fun though!

Small black dog with a white muzzle wrapped in a white and green blanket. In the background there are some men and a baseball field.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 20

Abby walked around screaming with her pipe cleaner in solidarity with you. She sends her calming purrpurrs. Don’t pet her too many times tho or she’ll bite you. Abby things.

A photo of a black cat laying on the floor in front of a neon green pipe cleaner that’s twisted up.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 18

She’s looking cute at work tho.

A small black dog with a white muzzle wearing a bandana with a little snoopy lying on a pink flower.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 14

🍻

A photo of a dark beer in a glass that says Beales. There are taps in the background and various photos on the wall.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· May 10

At the ballpark today ⚾️

Picture of a baseball field with various players and a partly cloudy sky.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 30

The vet said I can’t bathe her yet so I gave her a sponge bath (minus her leg) in the sun. ☀️

A small black dog on a white towel with her tongue out a little. In the background there is bright green grass.

A small black dog with a white muzzle yawning on a white towel. There is bright green grass in the background.

A small black dog with a white muzzle on a white towel. There is bright green grass in the background.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 28

I made Oreo scones tonight and they are incredible.

Oreo scones with vanilla glaze on parchment paper with a bowl and whisk in the background.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 23

The face of a dog who’s starting to eat more regularly finally!!!

A small black dog with her face resting against a green and white blanket with a shamrock.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 22

Enjoying the nice weather on the back porch with an audiobook and hot toddy. Dog enjoying some fresh air as well.

A picture of a coffee cup with little grey kitties and purple and blue flowers with greenery. Out of focus, there is a small black dog with a white muzzle off to the left lying on a green and white blanket. The background is a green space and the sun shining through the trees and blue skies.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 21

Tomorrow it will be a week since the dog had her knee surgery. It still sucks, we have no schedule, eating is intermittent. I‘ll be in office tomorrow then off the rest of the week. Hopefully by the weekend she’ll be feeling more herself. 0/10 do not recommend

Small black dog with a white muzzle and white paw tucked under her face lying on a green and white blanket.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 18

The dog has had her first post op poop! 🙌 #bigwin

Text chain between my father and I about my dog pooping after surgery.

Me: COME IN COMMAND CENTER, WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE. WE HAVE POOPS. I REPEAT, SHE HAS POOPED.

My dad: COPY DELTA 1 1, PAYLOAD HAS BEEN DELIVERED.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 17

Dog knee surgery sucks ass in case anyone was wondering :(

A small black dog with a white muzzle looking high as balls

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 16

My baby is home from her knee surgery. I was told the vet techs carried her around a lot loving on her. She is happily snoring on the couch at home now. ❤️

A small black dog sleeping on a pink blanket.

🍁danielle🐈‍⬛@framedinnocence· Apr 16

My best friend had knee surgery today and recovery is going to be a lot harder than I had originally thought. She’ll be non weight bearing for 4 weeks. 😭 I pick her up tomorrow morning and it can’t come soon enough.