Frank Humungus

@frankhumungus

Maker of things. Genuine weirdo. Warrior of the wasteland. Grower of peppers. Wrangler of cats. Recovering musician. Hopefully future cancer survivor. Ayatollah of rock and rolla. Reluctant Texan.

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Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· 9d

My man’s got a bad case of diminished gluteal syndrome.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· 12d

I recently got a free medication cart to use for storage. The only place to put it was occupied by a shelf with my spray paint on it, so I put the paint in the big bottom drawer. Surely I don’t have more than 48 cans? I have 50. Looking forward to Halloween decoration building will put a dent in it.

A drawer on a cart with 48 cans of spray paint in it.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· 17d

We are all, as a nation, Killer Croc failing to get the Batman.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· 18d

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· 21d

Yeah, sorta.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Jun 26

Well, we also know he’s deeply insecure about his baldness.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Jun 25

I’ve been listening to Skrew’s catalogue this week. A band I loved in the 90’s and haven’t heard in years. 1st album is still amazing. 2nd album is not as good, but still solid, which means I do believe this is the very worst album cover for an album I would actually listen to.

The atrocious cover to Skrew’s 2nd album, Dusted. I don’t have the energy to fully describe it. Just trust me, it’s bad.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Jun 22

My absolute favorite show for the one season it existed. It’s the Incredible Hulk, but instead of turning into a green body builder who scares the bad guys, he turns into a werewolf and eats the bad guys. And his transformation starts with a bleeding pentagram on his palm. And also Chuck Connors.

Poster for the show Werewolf featuring the lead character, Chuck Connors as the werewolf who made him who he must hunt down and kill to stop being a werewolf, and Alamo Joe Rogan, who is a werewolf hunter hunting them both, along with the werewolf with bloody teeth behind them.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Jun 17

I have this little guy on my bathroom counter, and this is all I think of every time I see him.

Black cat figurine on a bathroom counter.

The cover of the Sister Machine Gun album Sins Of The Flesh, which features an Egyptian black cat statue.

The same album cover picture recreated with my stupid cat figurine.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Jun 3

Guess what we’re having for dinner? It’s pork, not beef tho. The superior bulgogi.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 28

This is where my head goes every time I hear it.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 25

These are supposed to be erasers. This is bullshit. They do absolutely fuck all to remove graphite from paper. Their only purpose is to torment me. “Go ahead, put me in your mouth,” they whisper to me. Liars. Liars manufactured by liars.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 16

You ever notice it’s the least masculine motherfuckers around that are obsessed with shit like this?

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 13

It’s fascinating to me that anyone can take this man seriously. One has to assume mostly bots and professional trolls, but there’s a few real ones out there, and I have so many questions.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 9

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 6

I am continually amazed the people follow Stancil because they genuinely love his insight and analysis. Dude was arguing the “vibecession” was bullshit and the economy is great, actually right up to the war in Iran.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 5

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 3

TFW you’re super nervous about addressing the rhythm nation.

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· May 1

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Apr 27

#BasedHumungus

Lord Humungus says: Congratulations to the dementia patient for finally getting a would be assassin that didn't vote for him

Frank Humungus@frankhumungus· Apr 26

I’m on some Ron Swanson shit. I wanted a piece of furniture that didn’t exist. I Made it. I DO NOT know how to make furniture. A skilled wood worker with a shop could bang this out in a weekend. It took me a month. But I sure do like it.