I think you’re forgetting the Supreme Court’s rock solid counterargument:

Nature. Lots of folks talking about it. You wanna know what comes from nature? Onions. God put 'em here for us to eat, and He choked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium. And that's real good for your colon. But I like 'em because they taste good. Like America used to.

Ah, so he has no choice except to be forced into the US Senate. Big “Mayor Homer Simpson” energy.

“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?”

Same energy

This was one of the killers on his death unit, I presume? Those poor kids. No idea what they were getting into.