I hope the Count is going to condemn armed supporters appearing in Clacton:

Bless, doesn't Kimi look smart in his school blazer:

The count's battle bus spotted in Suffolk:

Mobile campaigners already on the ground in bye-election fight:

Let's face it, Binface will not be the first alien in our parliament. Though he may be the only one so far not to make a slipshod attempt to make himself blend in:

I'm not going to show the photo the Oxford Mail printed. Innocent until proven otherwise and all that, but oh dear:

Those damned alien religious types doing their godly domination thing in the public square:

Britain's new small boats immigration crisis gets underway:

Some nonce from Berkshire just moved into his new home on a trailer park in Norfolk:

Does there come a point at which the number of drugs you are taking actually qualifies as breaking your fast? Happy Christmas and Serendipitous Saturnalia everyone!

So finally, Thames Water has lifted their hosepipe ban. Time to celebrate:

Received an extraordinary letter from the British Red Cross today (see image) about the domestic policy of a British Labour government. I'll bet they didn't foresee having to write this. It appears we have to go back as far as Ken Clarke or Roy Jenkins to find a decent liberal Home Secretary.

Simply lovely, as someone says...

Nice one #Norris

Not been a member of the Lib Dems for a couple of years but I keep an eye out for what they have to say. Monday/Tuesday were the culmination of their annual conference so I expected to see at least *some* coverage of the UK's largest party. But no! Monday - Farage for 24 hours! #TheTimes

Map of the world, for about 98% of the history of Homo Sapiens Sapiens and in many cases/places until even more recently than that. Then in the last 2% we have become so divided that 1% of us owns more of it than half of the rest. Something went wrong. #respectnoborders

Notice what you can't see from space? Borders! #OneWorld

After a thousand years, the Cnuts finally made it as far as Hwicce

The flag of St Edmund the Martyr, an English king & patron saint before long before a French monarch foisted on us St George as a way of sucking up to another foreign prince. Because it is the flag of the county of Suffolk, we are allowed to fly it just like the St George's cross. #reclaimStEdmund

Wait till he sees what the Great Satan built in London: media.cnn.com/api/v1/image...

Apparently, according to The Sunday Times, people get signed off sick for this:

Crikey. You don't see that very often:

Oh-ho! Looks like an "unsettled" weekend for motor racing in Belgium coming up:

Joined up government. Why should some of the best paid careers get a tax cut?

Rumours of "County Lines" hosepipe dealers abound:

The Times seems to imply that these are Iranian Revolutionary Guardsmen getting "more oppressive" presumably by emulating their American counterparts!

There's a really simple rule of event planning: if you think it won't be heavily attended don't put out seats because then however many do show up you can press release it as "standing room only"

So do I understand...#labour government is caving into the divisive rhetoric from #reform ranters under #turqouisetaint #nigel by making care at the end of lives of British mainly pensioners harder and by taxing one of our most successful export industries to curb a few thousand temporary visas?