So sorry you guys I didn't mean to

This is the only kitten that will look at me without bolting 🐱

Eating a cold leftover chalupa for breakfast at my desk because poop doesn't tell me what to do

I'm the cute one giving the camera my blue steel

Fucking DYING that I just got this alert on my calendar. At some point years ago, before Elon was little Hitler, my partner must have been arguing that this would have happened by now and I knew it was an easy future win for me 🙃

I refuse to take orders from a dweeb of this caliber

This is a strange and obvious lie lol

"RFK was a Kennedy" ah yes political experience is hereditary of course

I'm so glad that this is going to happen again and again because of morons like this

Got way too stoned at my in-law's shindig and I started panicking and had to leave. Whoopsy daisy!

Okay so I missed the hand entirely and was zoomed in on this...am I going to jail?

Don't forget stupid people's favorite topic right now

Idk if you're familiar w Neopets at all but this is basically everyone's dream reward so 🙌

Eeeeeeehh I think its a little more disingenuous to focus on that amd pretend this isn't right there

Who is buying things like this? Maybe we deserve to burn.

I like this Jamlab guy. He looks AND sounds a lot like Trevor Moore. I bet he gets that a lot. Anyway he does a lot of anti-ai, anti-big tech type commentary videos and you might like them as well.

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Preparing for bird feeding tomorrow. Today I'm doing economy mix, black sunflower seed, raw peanuts, dried mealworms, and raisins. I also have shelled unsalted peanuts and canned unsalted peas to toss around as well. And suet. A million bricks of suet. 🔫🐦‍⬛🐦 bird gang rise up

This is his only tattoo and its on his butt

Lotta people showing their ass with this Platner stuff. Mostly men because men.

Follow up skeet was even worse imo

Put office cat on my thc oil I keep in my purse for work because we are professional here.

Fuckkkkk I can remember wearing these and getting drunk as hell. It doesn't seem like it was 20+ years ago. God dammit.

Not that anyone needed visuals but what a claim lol

This absolute asshole decided to park in the wheelchair access between 2 handicapped parking spots. No handicapped hanger. Just a main character of the universe that doesn't have to follow any societal rules they don't like.

My bootleg neopets site grundos.cafe did a 30-50 feral hogs joke ❤️

In a normal world this would be really deranged to say in public

100%, its like those kids toys they have now where putting things together is part of the process of opening the toy, but for adults. Posting a picture in case I sound insane 😵‍💫

This is primo stuff