O-livia 🐶
@frogger2official
face-melter, stupid dog with hands, poly, pretty, washed 💕🐜 @miss-fern.bsky.social
Getting my head stuck in these bc I’m just feeling really dramatic today
Girl who just finished practicing the footwork for her Polly pockets today 😤😤
POV i have a disease that makes me confuse vibrators for batons and you’re into batons but you know it isn’t a baton but also I’m pretty so you let me hit you with it anyway
I’m cranky because I haven’t been dicked down in a while and I’m about to make it THIS GUYS problem (kidding joking I love this dog so much)
Call me kurtjmac because I’m in her far lands?? I guess?? I don’t know. Whatever.
They’re saying I’m winning the “discord screenshot diff” award. I’d like to thank trash cans for letting me get rid of that ugly ass Rocky horror poster, and estrogen.
I read this wrong and thought that dudes were being socially obligated to learn about this guy
I have absolutely no idea who any of these characters are does this make sense
Using the car wash attendants as a barometer for whether the collar in public is a good idea
My actual real deal transition goal is to be able to shave my head and look like her… I love her….
Been interested in the whole like “car seat headrest doesn’t swear anymore” stuff which is whatever BUT I happened to run into an all timer lyric that has been making me laugh all day