Mahlie

@froggieweather

Hi I'm Mahlon (pronounced /ˈmeɪ̯.lən/) 28/white/bi/jewish they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (♉️☀️♍️🌙♏️⬆️)

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Mahlie@froggieweather· Jul 14

I was mad at my man the other day over something relatively minor and I could tell he was still beating himself up over it the next day so I decided the best way to defuse the situation was to send this pic and start typing with a vampiric accent

A picture of a baby monkey edited to look like Count Dracula standing in an elaborate manor.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Jul 6

Digital art of a small white cat with a big smile on its face and rosy cheeks.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Jul 5

The new ARTMS concept photo is killing me why do they look like the white ppl pulling up at the authentic taco truck meme 😭😭😭

The text "White people pulling up to the authentic taco truck like:" above an edited photo of a UFO with four Nordic aliens of varying appearances.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Jun 26

Finally saw a healthcare worker who didn't dismiss my pain or tell me to go to the ER and actually listened to everything I had to say

A blonde white woman in her late twenties or early thirties wearing a black camisole and cream colored sweatpants is holding an iced matcha latte and has her eyes closed in satisfaction. The text below her reads "Girl who is 'going to be okay'".

Mahlie@froggieweather· Jun 21

So I'm doomed to this fate then...

A digital drawing of a dog with the head of an anime girl looking down and frowning while her leash is being held by her owner next to her.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 28

Danggg you're telling me even the birds gotta wait in line to speak to a doctor?

Three carriers varying in sizes are lined up on a linoleum or vinyl floor in a veterinary's main entrance.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 18

Directive 8020 spoilers but I had to make my own version of this meme

An edited tweet that reads "My Corinth CEO told me aliens keep eating his expeditions so I asked how many crews he has and he said he just makes a new ship and clones a new crew afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding crewmates to aliens and then his original crew started crying".

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 16

An edited still of family guy where Chris and Peter Griffin are in the family room, but Peter has long hair and Chris has a pacifier and they both have anime eyes. Underneath it is the text "there was a healing".

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 10

Searched my Google Photos and found more

A screenshot of a tweet by someone with the name "Gorgoo the god of blood". Their tweet says "Doordrash driver grabbed my lower belly fat and called me a fat boy". Under that is them replying to their own tweet saying "Yes", which has a picture of a Twitter user by the name of "TheMindOfPpigg" responding with "did you get hard".

White text on a black background that says "They say u attract what u fear Ahhhhhh fat boys I'm so afraid" followed by four woozy emojis.

The words "i want that fat boy" in the 3D impact font.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 10

Bf just sent me this

Art of a shirtless fat guy in boxers with the caption "do you think I'm too fat?" sent to a person in the panel to the right who is drooling and blushing

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 9

Meet my chud son

A tamagotchi paradise jade forest edition is lit up showing a tamagotchi with a pig snout, white body, and black ears and limbs.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 4

I have acino di Pepe (little ball pasta) and I thought if I combined it with sauce and meatballs it would look awesome but this doesn't even look like pasta anymore

A bowl full of red sauce and tiny little balls on top of two meatballs.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 4

Look at this sea lettuce growing off of a bull kelp I saw at work this morning isn't it cool

A large green bucket filled with various types of algae and two swell shark egg cases.

Mahlie@froggieweather· May 2

I'm in charge of making the Wednesday PowerPoints and I'll be damned if I give that bastard George Clooney any attention so Archie and Baekhyun it is

A PowerPoint slide titled "Famous Birthdays" for Wednesday May 6th. Under the title are pictures of Prince Archibald of Sussex and Baekhyun of EXO.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Apr 27

I got the three piece meal at Jack in the box and the lady gave me four

A tabby cat with a halo above its head is sitting on a cloud with its eyes closed. Behind it is a rainbow that ends where its body begins. Above it reads the text "G-d bless my beautiful chungus life".

Mahlie@froggieweather· Apr 7

Elephant seal invaded our great tidepool off the back deck at work yesterday

An elephant seal in a rocky tidepool pokes its head out of the water while swimming towards the camera.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Mar 27

My boyfriend introduced me to this awesome band called the strokes and I started getting into their music, I sure hope they aren't disbanded-

Tenna from deltarune looking sad and standing on the shore of a beach with the word "MAN" above him.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Mar 20

Hey I think you spelled that wrong but don't worry I got you

The post above, but edited to say "NOT okay!" in the second sentence.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Mar 11

Bf gave me his final fantasy shirt to wear when I came over after work and he's a 3XL so I look like I'm two apples tall

A white, transmasculine person with short purple hair is wearing an oversized final fantasy-themed t-shirt that says "black magic" in pink font with the black mage above it.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Mar 10

Menopause so bad it made me cry at work and go non-verbal

A collection of reaction images in various stages of despair or grief

Mahlie@froggieweather· Mar 6

How it feels to talk about being sick with my coworkers or guests because none of them want to acknowledge COVID

An edited photo of an elephant in someone's living room. Below the elephant there is text saying "Address me" in a white font.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Feb 23

Doe in da driveway

A doe walking across the asphalt of a downward sloping driveway surrounded by trees on either side.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Nov 1

Belloooo

The poster is posing in a mirror selfie. They are wearing a white long sleeve shirt and white bubble skirt, both adorned with small black Pom-poms. There is a picture of a sea bunny next to them and the text "I'm a sea bunny (minus the rhinophores)".

Mahlie@froggieweather· Oct 9

Yes thank you Bailey I want your kitty kibble tongue to groom my freshly showered forearm

A calico cat leaning down to lick the upper arm of the person who took the picture.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Oct 3

A member of their staff posted this and it's just so obvious how biased they are.

A screenshot of a post from @why.bsky.team posted on October 3rd, 2025 at 12:08 PM that reads "Yeah I don't care where you're from, spamming is spamming."

Mahlie@froggieweather· Sep 29

Oomf's kitty kept shoving her face in my crotch

An image of a calico cat shoving its face into someone wearing grey sweatpants.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Sep 22

When I trust you we can do it with the lights on When I trust you we'll make love until the morning Let me tell you all my secrets and I'll whisper til the day's done

Jotchua, an Internet famous meme of a golden dog, bound to a cross in the woods with the word "AAAAAAAHH!!!" above him.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Sep 4

Hey

Squidward Tentacles dressed like Mike Hatsune, with cyan pigtails, grey sleeveless collared top and cyan tie, cut-off sleeves, hair ties, and headphones. His left arm is bent and resting on his hip.

Mahlie@froggieweather· Aug 13

Whaddahell... What I do...

The what I do lady posing outside with the text "what I do 💜" under her head

Mahlie@froggieweather· Jul 26

There's only a bit of time left!