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@ftzpltc

Just a loathsome dung eater. Also art guy, game guy, wannabe writer, wanna be lots of things tbh.

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Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Jul 8

Is there any way that I could convince you to run as Count Milkshake? Would only take a lick of paint.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Jun 20

Finished my Child run on Pronoun Palace. I hope no one knows what any of that means.

A screenshot of the video game Pronoun Palace - best described as a cross between Boggle, turn-based RPG combat, and Nineteen Eighty Four, in which you one of five playable characters goes on a quest to regain their pronouns.

The playable character known as the Child has just played the words "boner quota".

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 30

Pictured: Tony Blair, emerging from his cum-cocoon to grace us with his wisdom.

The severely emaciated Cillian Murphy zombie in a field of rapeseed in 28 Years Later, literally being every British person in summer.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 30

And the Scorpion literally reads the fable of the scorpion out loud to the frog over and over again throughout.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 23

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 13

Sure it is. Sure it is, Katie.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 4

Back in I wanna say 2005, me and my friends were planing to go on a pub crawl in Scarborough, all dressed as Jimmy Saville. In retrospect, I'm quite glad we didn't. I don't really know how culturally significant prom is, but... do you really want to look back on it and remember a dead rapist?

Prom photos in which a teenage couple are clad in stars and stripes attire and carrying a TRUMP flag.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· May 1

Pictured: Matt Gaetz, supposedly confessing to multiple murders.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 28

"I hate paedophiles" "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK CHRISTIANS!"

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 22

A panel from the television sitcom The Simpsons, in which the character Lenny is huddled in his spartan domicile, clad only in his undergarments, holding a spoon, at a dining table. On the dining table is a bag of the cereal Heritage Os, but it is probably too small for most people to recognise. So consider that a little accidental Easter egg for the visually impaired.

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Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 11

Not always: sometimes it's their shit wives.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 9

This guy comes into my flat now, and I don't want to deter him but I'm not going to be living here much longer so I probably should.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 8

mfw when a country actually arrests one of its own people for war crimes.

Jordan "friendlyjordies" Shanks screenshotted at an inopportune moment that makes him look like he is achieving orgasm. He was talking about Ben Roberts-Smith's arrest for war crimes so it's only slightly disingenuous.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 7

In an effort to balance out depressing political commentary, LOOK AT THIS FUKCEM BORB

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Apr 5

"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both."

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Mar 27

My contribution to the #DLSS5 debate, thank you for your attention to this matter.

On the left, there is a monster from the intentionally retro-graphics video game Iron Lung, with the word "Standard" above it.

On the right, there is a monster from the movie version of Iron Lung, directed by and starring Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach, which has much higher visual fidelity than the video game, and which I have also edited to appear to have huge breasts, with "With DLSS5" written above it.

This meme is intended to parody the side-by-side comparisons of graphics with and without an AI effect created by Nvidia, which often had the appearance of being modified to appear more conventionally attractive, in the manner of previous "designed by gamers" memes.

It is impossible to convey via text alone how immaculate those breasts look. I did a very very very good job editing this image. I know this is a visual gag and you're probably visually impaired, but you'll just have to trust me. Them knockers is rockin'.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Mar 13

Dude sired a Le Tigre.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 27

The most succinct take on the Gorton byelection, I think.

A reddit comment reading:

"There are thousands of Muslim women who desperately want to vote for Nigel Farage but their hardcore Islamist husbands are forcing them to vote for the white woman from the pro-trans party led by a gay Jewish man"

This is sarcastic.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 25

I feel like such a boomer laughing at this but fuck it.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 21

Wild to think that this demonic little cyst has a kid.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 16

#StarfleetAcademy has more meme potential than people realise.

A variation on the "they don't know" meme template, in which Darem from Starfleet Academy wistfully laments "they don't know about my two vibrating fish buttholes", while Caleb and the Betazed lady from Starfleet Academy say "yes, we do", and Kyle and Jay-Den from Starfleet Academy say "you sent me like 100+ pics of them.

The image of Darem is from the background of a conversation between Jay-Den and Kyle, in which they are flirting cutely. He looks like me when I see literally anyone else happy, because he wanted that sweet Klingon double-dick but couldn't get it because his flirting game was weird.

If you don't watch this show, you should start.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 9

bebby!

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Feb 1

His only real get-out-of-jai-free card is that it sounds like Epstein was so sick of his shit that he got his wife to tell him the parties weren't happening anymore.

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Jan 25

Holy shit, look at this:

Special Pleading Service@ftzpltc· Jan 24