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FUBAR Observer

@fubarobserver

Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 11d

Had a cool visitor in the pollinator garden.

Monarch butterfly chills on a Utah serviceberry

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 14d

Dear Texas Christians,
If you're hoping to go to heaven, you should know that a vote for Paxton means you can't get in.
Vote Blue, or to hell with you.
Literally.
- Jesus

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 21d

Taylor Farms
It's the Shits!

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 26d

I'd seriously consider going to church if he pulled it off.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 28d

Check out the surface air temperatures in the tropics, uncharted territory all around. Nvts.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· 29d

Happy Bastille Day! Know Kings? No Kings!

The guillotine wants to know, are you guys ready for a trickle down that actually works?

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 9

No overlap, who knew?

Venn diagram showing no overlap between the groups; decent humans and ICE agents.
May every ICE agent have a good self-melting.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 9

Little something for the den.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 7

Who didn't speak with Mitch?

After he caught up with Rush and Reagan, I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. - Satan

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 3

Sunset didn't disappoint

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 2

Smoke plumes from some of the wildfires west of Hudson Bay.

Smoke headed north from a series of wildfires just west of Hudson Bay.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 2

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jul 1

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 30

Time to head for the heat, Mr Alito.

Buddy Satan thanking his dedicated minion, Samuel Alito, for his lifetime of service to the dark.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 18

Absolutely. I live a lot of my life based on the Bill Murray quote, "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person." This is Sonny.

Smiling Sonny living his best life in the shade.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 15

Jesus talking to Americans:
American Christians, I'm talking to you. You should vote, and when you do, remember this.
If you don't VOTE BLUE, TO HELL WITH YOU, quite literally.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 8

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 3

The dual Dan Sullivan duel in Alaska is legitimately hilarious.

There are two Republican Dan Sullivan's running for senate in Alaska, choose wisely.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 3

The lies of Weiss are coming to light.

I'm Andy Warhol and this is Bari Weiss 15 minutes

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Jun 1

At least the Hawleys will be together 🔥

Jesus: Oh my dad, I don't think Erin Hawley knows she can't go to heaven.
Hahaha, ah, hehehe

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 29

This F'n guy.

I always turn a blind eye, towards pedophilia. - Ken Paxton

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 22

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 21

Hard to argue with Lincoln.

The best way to tell Donald Trump, FUCK YOU, is to vote blue. - Abraham Lincoln

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 20

Cool visitor in the pollinator garden. Rocky mountain penstemon looking good.

Orange and yellow bumblebee enjoying the rocky mountain penstemon

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 15

Remember when Iowa sent Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst to the senate? Anyway, I'm hoping the severe weather threat in Iowa turns apocalyptic.

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 8

What do MAGA and Reform have in common?

A fuckwit arrives at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: You voted for Reform! Jog on ya daft cunt

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 6

I, Maye, have made a mistake

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· May 3

The Adventures of Thin Skin and the Long Arm of the Law.

Ronald McDonald being arrested across the pond.

"I said 86 the milk shakes. I did not threaten Nigel Farage."

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Apr 28

Lamentable immigration and customs enforcement.
LICE

FUBAR Observer@fubarobserver· Apr 21

Dear Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson,

Uncle Sam says:

Believed his lies?
Gave him your vote?
Want to apologize ?

Harm yourself.
Leave a note.