Fulkery Monkery
@fulkery
Not worth it
“We’re gonna get em out, and then you’re gonna get em pregnant.” Actual line from He’ll Comes to Frogtown.
Great News for the Royal Society of Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Bet this leaf had an interesting life. Without ever having to file taxes.
Stop saying “makes me nauseous.” I know it’s conventional now, but it really means “makes me become something that nauseates others.” Just say “nauseates me.”
Well, collapse sounds downright romantic when you break it down like that.
I know I’m supposed to be paying attention tot be redhead that brought him breakfast, but those are either the thickest pancakes or the widest biscuits ever, and now I can’t stop thinking about them.
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
So then she texts back and says, she says “okay nice video but where’s the sound?”