You know, having almost 200 months left to live isn't that bad.

damn, Valkyrie Profile is woke

People don't believe me but Penny Arcade used to be really good and funny like 20 years ago.

activated Oomf Mode in Gradius III

actual case study in Soul vs Soulless

When you talk to me, remember that you're talking to the 97th best Gradius II: Gofer No Yabou player on Steam. Show some fucking respect.

this is what they're doing to me tomorrow

christ, Steam sales used to be way better lmao

I'll have you idiots know that I'm the 18th best Defier player on Sektori! Happy valentine's day

Citizen Kane is a good movie just because it perfectly describes this type of rich guy, but ofc Trump and Musk are far more cartoonish and ridiculous than anything that could happen in a movie.

I'll have you idiots know that I'm the 67th best Redeemer player on Sektori!

I REALLY liked ZeroRanger.

I'll have you idiots know that I'm the 14th best Redeemer player in the world on Sektori.

It's gonna be a fun weekend.

Beat Ninja Gaiden 4. 10/10, easy game of the year no contest. Up there with NG2. Arguably Platinum's best action game. God, I was wooping and hollering at those last stretch of final bosses. Game is no bitch on Hard mode! Got an OK rating.

I just fucking beat #Balatro on my first fucking try! Just booted up the game for the first time and cleared a run thanks to some incredible luck. I have never and will probably never do that again in a roguelike. Jesus christ what a rush.

#TYBG

that's one of my favorite twitter accounts

Twitter has gotten so fucking bad. This account making fun of a Babylon Bee writer is already suspended. Twitter is such a safe haven for the far right that they can just say this heinous shit without a peep from moderation, but you will be perma-banned for daring to make fun of them for it.

I hope Godzilla Minus One doesn't suck cuz honestly this new design for him goes hard.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE IN ONE HUNDRED CHANCE OF THAT SPAWNING GOT IT ON MY FIRST TRY FF12 rules