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Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs 18+ || Minors DNI

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· May 8

Picked this one out all by myself in 1983 at age 5. Boy George was my gateway drug to David Bowie.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· May 1

IT'S MAY! GO fans will be well fed this month. Not to make this about me, but let's do it - May will also mark the 2nd anniversary of "Don't Dream It, Be It." Just a few days before the premier in fact. Nearly half a million words later, it is still going strong. It was my first fic in 30 years and

Aziraphale in season 2 of Good Omens. He is standing in the record shop. He is wearing his tan jacket, his light brown velvet waistcoat, his blue button up shirt, and hi Tartan bowtie. He is lookong upwards and has his alpha ds behind his back. His expression is pleasant and kind with a cute little smile. The sunlight from the window slightly illuminates his left side and his hair.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 30

GOOD OMENS FANS willing to help with shipping to other countries, please post here. There are Good Omens fans outside of the UK and US who need help with shipping items to their countries. If that is you, post here. If you are willing and able to help, also post here. Let's get ourselves organized

Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens looking out a window with a big, bright, beautiful smile on his face. He is not wearing his sunglasses so you can see his beautiful yellow snake eyes. The word "Packidge!" is in bold letters in the lower left corner. Misspelling is on purpose.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 30

I'm an American Good Omens fan living in extreme poverty, at risk of eviction in May, can't afford to eat. So, I won't be buying anything for myself on GOHQ. I don't want to hear shit about "discrimination" on a BETA site about destinations and how I should apparently not be sad as an American.

Aziraphale from season 2 of good omens. He is wearing a white robe with a ornate golden collar. He has a smile on his face with his head cocked to one side. The words bitch please are written In Black font.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 30

The Good Omens fandom is directly responsible for this image and my experience this past weekend. These are socks. These are socks with dicks on them. These are socks with dicks on them that were sent to me by a Good Omens fan from alllllllll the way in Scotland....

A picture of two feet with socks on them. The person is standing on a purple and green or. They are wearing green pants. The socks are tan with multicolored penises all over them. Yes, dicks. Peens. Wangs. Cocks. One-eyed wrinkled-necked trouser trouts in a variety of flesh tones.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 29

I have a couple. Allow me to show you some solicited cup pics. All of them are Made in England. The plain lace one without painting is around 100 years old. I probably have less poisoning from all of these, but at least they are pretty. Sorry for shitty camera quality.

A white teacup and a matching saucer. The teacup is done with a scalloped edge and so is the saucer. There is a print of raspberry leaves and a couple of pink blossoms on it.

Two teacups side by side. The one on the left is white with yellow flowers and green leaves on the outside. You can see a peak of a yellow flower design on the inside of the cup as well. The other one is playing with an embossed lace design.

Two teacups and saucers side by side. The sets on the left is not matching. The saucer is white with little pink roses. The teacup is white, with a gold rim. It features a painted design with pink and white roses and peonies and blue forget-me-nots. The sets on the right is matching. It is white was a gold rim. It features yellow and purple pansies, dark pink roses, and blue forget me nots.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 28

It's not just you, Hedda. You're in good company.

Screen shot from Good Omens fanfic "Don't Dream It Be It." It reads:
They dipped in and out of many shops, primarily because Crowley had to pee. They, well mainly Aziraphale, felt guilty for using the shops for their bathrooms, so they bought things from each one. They ended up with candles for Christmas, more lemons, cookie cutters, eclairs - much to the angel’s delight - and Boba Tea, which Crowley immediately choked on because he drank it too fast - Aziraphale was happy to finish both of their drinks.

“Looks like one of us does better with handling balls in their mouth,” Aziraphale giggled to himself.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 19

Crowley in season 2 of Good Omens. He is wearing a red fez cap. He is wearing sunglasses. He is waving his hands around a crystal ball.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 18

User Sinan-Ginger Hope loves rapists. You should probably block them.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 18

I have someone for your blocking pleasure. Screenshot will be texted in the comments.

The word "Blocked" in the font used for Good Omens. White letters appear on a blue and orange hued sky background with clouds.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 18

I don't know who made this, but I found it deep in my saved screenshots and I believe it was clearly prophetic.

An image of Aziraphale from Good Omens. He is wearing a brown trilby hat and is standing in an elevator with silver walls and lit up white ceiling. He is photoshopped into grey long sleeves shirt that says "Big Dick Is Back In Town." His mouth is open as if to shout something or catcall the local demon.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 16

#GoodOmens3Spoilers #GO3Spoilers

Extreme close up of Crowley's beautiful face from season 2 of Good Omens. You can see a tear lining the lower lid, about to fall forward, in his right eye. He has yellow snake eyes. Very sad yellow snake eyes. He brow is furrowed. Because he is sad.

Crowley from the season 3 Good Omens trailer. Super close up. Crowley is crying. His gorgeous snake eyes are full of tears and his mouth is down turned in one of those weird frown smiles. One gets the impression this is a happy cry. One hopes.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 15

Will you look at her? Absolute DRAMA QUEEN. Laying on her back, on concrete, legs open. You know she is waiting for Aziraphale to flutter down from Heaven, land on top, and get her pregnant. I don't make the rules. It is what it is. #GO3Spoilers #GoodOmens3Spoilers #GoodOmens3 #GoodOmensTrailer

A scene from the Good Omens 3 trailer depicting Crowley laying on the ground in what appears to be a back alley. He is surrounded by litter and is laying on top of a sleeping bag of some sort. He is wearing his sunglasses and all black clothing. There is a plant in a pot next to him.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 15

Got my GO earrings, snake eye glasses, snake necklace, celestial rings, a black and floral top - I AM PUMPED. I am also employed, which means I will be with a client when the trailer drops. I can't concentrate. I'm early, so I pulled over into a shopping center to answer emails

Selfie of a person with magenta hair that is very short and in a mohawk and very rude curls. They are wearing cat eye sunglasses, earrings in the shape of Crowley and Aziraphale from good Omens, a black top, and a snake necklace. They are sitting in their car. They are sticking their tongue out.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 15

My GO3 Bingo Cards. All in good fun. Thank you @softcrowley.bsky.social for the template.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 14

COULDN'T COULDN'T COULDN'T COULDN'T COULDN'T COULDN'T

Aziraphale from the shoulders up in season 1 of Good Omens. He is wearing a white jacket, white button up shirt, and white bowtie. His eyes are looking off to his left. His expression is concentrated, perhaps slightly perplexed.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 10

It really sucks to be on the bridge between my very genuine lack of fucks for what people think of me and the need for validation over something I don't even think I'm good at. It's fucking annoying. Saw shit that rocked my self esteem more and I think I am going to fulfill my FTH fics and

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 2

I am going through it, fam. With writing. Or publishing. I have so much to just simply post and...my brain won't. Writing up a storm, too. Remember last week, I spoke of imposter syndrome? It has a tight grip on me this time. I know it doesn't matter, but all my mind will do is compare...

Aziraphale from Good Omens. He is look down with an expression of worried concentration. He is wearing his usual Sandy colored jacket, his light brown waistcoat, his blue button up shirt, and his Tartan bow tie. He is in his bookshop and you can see a small glimpse of books on a shelf behind him. There is sunlight streaming in from a window out of the picture and you can see some beams of lights going across his torso.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Apr 1

The only A.I. you will ever find in any of my fics is Aziraphallic Insemination. You're welcome.

Aziraphale from Good Omens. He is sitting in a chair in his bookshop. His desk, which has books and papers all over it, is behind him. He is wearing his light brown waistcoat and his blue button up shirt and his Tartan bow tie. He is wearing his Gray cardigan. The sun is streaming through a window off screen and it is lighting up his hair, which gives him the effect of having a halo. He is wearing his cute little spectacles and his eyes are closed. His hands are up in a dresser as if he is conducting music in the air.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 31

Found it. Here's a trailer. Posted this October 2024 and the next day (or so) the GO3 announcement dropped. I was so giddy that this was red, yellow, blue, and white. 😂

Screenshot from a Twitter post dated October 23rd 2024. It shows a photograph of a highway with a tractor trailer. The tractor trailer is red and it says the word Crowley on the side in white. It also says Crowley on the back in vertical letters in blue.

The text of the tweet says - I was thinking about good Omens and this past me the way I screamed on 202. 5 minutes later, I was in my client's house do you want to know what my client loves? Angels. Angels everywhere in the house.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 31

Fine! Here! 1986, seeing Labyrinth on the big screen. I was 7. I stood in the middle of the aisle because David Bowie had my soul when he appeared on screen. Saved my life. I.do.no.draw so you must know how much I love the GO fandom to do this. @priswaldorf.bsky.social @lava-girl.bsky.social

Absolute shit drawing of a child standing in the middle of a movie theater aisle, with David Bowie as Jareth on the big screen in Labyrinth. Done in coloured pencil and one shitty crayon. "1986" is written on the lower left corner. ERiC is written on the lower right corner.

David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth. He is standing in front of open French doors with the night sky and some plants behind him. He is wearing all black with a cape and a high collar. His clothing shimmers. He has his hands on his hips. His hair is blonde and spiky and long. He has a stern look on his face. Green and white curtains are flowing around him from the open door.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 28

I'm not saying I have insider info...but...in my universe...

Screenshot of an excerpt of Good Omens fanfic "Blood of Life and Redemption." The text reads:

harvested by Crowley and the children. They’d been dried and crushed by Aziraphale.

He reached a high shelf in a cupboard and pulled out a Kit Kat, handing it to Tartan.

“Ooooh! Ta! I didn't know we had these.”

“Secret menstrual chocolate stash. You've been officially initiated.”

Tartan laughed and broke off a piece to share with him.

“May I ask how you're feeling?” He sat down.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 28

Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens. He is in is book shop and peering out from between bookshevles. He has a happily surprised look on his face. He is wearing his sandy coloured jacket, his light brown waistcoat, his light blue button-down shirt and Tartan bowtie.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 27

That picture doesn't go up high enough in the frame, I think. It is this.

Aziraphale from Good Omens in his bookshop. He is holding a magnifying glass over a book and looking down as if to read it. There are lamps and an open window behind him. He is wearing his usual sandy colored jacket, light brown waistcoat, light blue button-down shirt, and Tartan bowtie.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 27

Do you ever lie awake at 1:00 am because you had a very long work day and can't unwind, so you start to think of how Crowley named himself Anthony because it means "priceless one" and he chose it to self soothe himself after he was rejected by his family.....? Because I do.

Crowley, season one of Good Omens. There are flames behind him as he stands in a burning bookshop. He is not wearing sunglasses, so you can see his snake eyes. His hair and face are wet. He has a look of sorrow/worry on his face.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 27

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 24

Somewhere around this time, two years ago, I was ruminating about writing a fic, but was way too nervous to try and my confidence was very much underground. Two months later, I published the beginning of DDIBI with the intention of it being 10 to 15 chapters, which I would finish and vanish.

Aziraphale and Crowley from season one of Good Omens. They are in the Globe theater and dressed in early 1600's period clothing. Aziraphale is in blue, silver, and white with some gold flourishes. He has a white ruffle collar around his neck. Crowley has long hair and a goatee. He is wearing sunglasses. He is smiling. Aziraphale has a pleasant look on his face.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 15

Chapter 65 of DDIBI is up! Some friendship fluff with Crowley and Mrs. Sandwich, some bookshop love, more Mr. Brown. A new shop owner. And a pup cup for Crowley! Next chapter or two, DDIBI will officially be at half a million words. archiveofourown.org/works/557992...

Screenshot of excerpt from Good Omens fanfic "Don't Dream It, Be It."

It reads:

Dust motes shimmered like glitter in streams of light throughout the shop. They were responsible for reddened demon eyes, but it looked pretty otherwise. The energy surrounding him felt peaceful and nurturing. Being in the bookshop felt like a hug from Aziraphale. Much like Crowley’s Bentley, this shop was imbued with the essence of Aziraphale - inviting, soothing, protective, and sturdy. The very structure of it was imposing, with its guarded facade and shelves filled with knowledge, yet the air inside held a gentleness to it. Just like Aziraphale.

Crowley thought of how this shop had always been a refuge. His safety was always guaranteed here. This shop sheltered him from heaven, hell, and everything in between. It wrapped him like the wings of his angel, allowing him moments of freedom and true vulnerability. Even when that vulnerability led to temporary heartbreak, Crowley was safe to express it in these walls. Here, he could always be himself with his sunglasses and his guard down, his own softness treated like a treasured gift and surrounded with love.

Close up of Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens. He is in his bookshop and there is a lamp behind him. The photo is from his shoulders up. You can see the color of his light blue shirt sleeves, his Tartan bowtie, and his Brown waistcoat. He has a bit of a prissy look on his face. The words "very nice" appear in bold white on the photo.

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs@funkyearthchild· Mar 5

Wouldn't be me if I wasn't late for #ineffablefamfeb Using prompts Sensing Ovulation, Trying to Conceive, and Angst in this one. Please, please mind the notes. It'll get fluffier, but starts with angst. @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social Rated E. MIND THE NOTES archiveofourown.org/works/806528...