FunnyFeminist

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Politics with a touch of humor & personal stuff (but not too personal) Jersey Strong 💪🏽 Mets ⚾️ US/ISU ⛸️ super fan Adding to my block list is self-care

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FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· 18d

A meme of Patrick telling a story to SpongeBob that goes like this: “It’s called the ugly ICE agent. Once there was an ugly ICE agent. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jul 16

Watch out for this guy. Seems sus.

A screenshot from the linked article in the original post with the following quote: Sponsored by Rep. Glenn Cordelli, a Tuftonboro Republican, HB 324 was championed by parental rights advocates as a means to give parents more control over school instruction and to remove graphic depictions of sexual activity. Earlier this year, Cordelli attempted to illustrate that point by reading aloud on the House floor portions of a novel describing sexual assault.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jul 4

People are leaving 1-star reviews on Google. This one is my favorite.

A 1-star Google review from Lynn Arnold says: “The truck ran over my motorcycle and the driver got out and threw it into the recycling truck. He got back in, shot me the bird, and said ‘This is our America now.’ He spit gravel in my face when he sped off. I couldn’t identify him because he was dressed in drag.” The review received 15 reactions and includes a red heart, prayer hands, and fire emojis.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 29

New good luck hairstyle?

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 29

Another culture fix ✔️

The marquee of the play John Proctor is the Villain” on the Booth Theater

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 20

Ariana Grande smiles as she holds a sign that says “we been knew.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 19

Epic handshake meme, in which the Mets and Yankees are shaking hands with Losing.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 18

A social services worker holding Maggie Simpson, who has a sign that says “I’m a stupid baby” taped to her belly. Another social services worker looks concerned. The words “Stupid babies need the most attention” appear at the top.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 15

Celebrating 22 years of not talking to my father at my happy place, which is incidentally also my sad place. At least the sausage and peppers are always good.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 14

I grabbed a copy of Frankenstein from work so that I can read it (for the 5th time) in preparation for Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming film, and … 🤨

A hardcover copy of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein with what I can only guess is the Creature, naked and oddly positioned.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 13

This is definitely the concert of my 90s teen dreams (and my present-day 40-year-old dreams, let’s not even play).

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 7

The Epic Handshake meme features two muscular arms in a strong handshake. One arm says “Mets fans,” one arm says “Nats fans,” and the part with the holding hands says “Bryce Harper’s injured wrist”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 7

A close-up of Cynthia from Rugrats, a doll with four tufts of blond hair and an orange dress

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Jun 6

Homer Simpson says “Brilliant. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 30

Four still panels from The Simpsons. Bart and Lisa are lying in hammocks covered with US Army blankets. Bart’s breath can be seen due to cold. Lisa says I feel like I’m gonna die, Bart. Bart says We’re all gonna die, Lis. Lisa says I meant soon. Bart says So did I.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 30

So you agree federal employees work hard

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 23

It’s a rainbow 🌈 😊

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 23

Me and my radical besties picking RFK lookalike beans as we serve our sentences at the wellness farm

Various characters from The Simpsons wearing beige tunics and shoulder bags as they harvest Lima beans in a field

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 22

A clip from The Great Gatsby film. Daisy Buchanan walks into a house with the words His Name is Ferdie on the bottom.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 17

More culture 🎭

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 16

Mr Burns sitting next to Homer Simpson holding a bottle of champagne in a log cabin with the words “but I’d trade it all for a little more” on the bottom

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 15

Homer Simpson holds Lisa Simpson’s hand. The caption reads, “Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.” Lisa appears unconvinced.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 11

An image from The Simpsons. A yellow hand holds a red and white carton of malk with the inscription “Malk Now with Vitamin R.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 10

Bart Simpson looks disappointedly at his trophy shelf, which features an honorable mention ribbon, a participant ribbon, and a trophy with a plaque that says “everybody gets a trophy day.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 10

How long before this guy is named US Surgeon General?

A thumbnail of a video containing an advertisement for GundryMD featuring quack doctor Steven Gundry. The image shows a picture of a bowl of hard boiled eggs next to a mid-shot of the doctor, a White man wearing blue scrubs and thick black glasses. The video is called “Top Doctor: If You Eat Eggs Every Day, This Is What Happens.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· May 9

About to get some culture

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Apr 29

My ride’s here.

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Apr 29

An illustration from The Simpsons that shows Homer Simpson’s hand holding a gold badge that says “CCP” and an identification card that says “Colgate Cavity Patrol.”

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Apr 28

Aaaaand we’re back.

An image of the score of a baseball game between the New York Mets (record 20-9, 19 runs, 21 hits, 0 errors) and the Washington Nationals (record 13-16, 5 runs, 12 hits, 0 errors)

FunnyFeminist@funnyfeminist· Apr 6

It’s been heartwarming to see people from across the country holding signs quoting @booker.senate.gov from my home state. I was lucky enough to see him at the Hands Off rally in Montclair, New Jersey.