Kirby Keger
@funnypolitics
Uninfluencer…take my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend. “Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️ 📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
Could it be when Henry (played by 60-year old Ted Knight) & Muriel (played by 47-year old Nancy Dussault) Rush add baby Andrew in season 2 & 3 of “Too Close For Comfort”? Seemed plausible…
Chuck & Richie… It only lasted one episode (Happy Days S2 E1 “Richie Moves Out”). Richie feels that he doesn't have enough privacy, so he decides to move in with Chuck. He quickly discovers, though, that bachelor life isn't quite what he expected it to be. (hilarity ensues…)
“This Nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.” —John F. Kennedy Happy Independence Day!
Pygar: You're soft and warm. We're told earth beings are cold. Barbarella: Well... not all of us ❤️
#KITH are the “Ham of Truth” personified! “It’s the truth. Look at that ham. It’s flavorful, it’s juicy, it’s well prepared. It’s the universal truth, that’s F’n good ham Dad!!!”
Death of Ben Sullivan in the “My Screw Up” episode of “Scrubs”. Tears…tears…tears! 😢
Best: The Cunninghams. Howard & Marion provided some true “Happy Days” for Ritchie & Joanie! But I do have some questions about whatever happed to older brother Chuck!?!?! 👀
Claiming the event sounds “too creepy”, the Groovie Goolies are out for Freedom 250!
JUST IN… Fresh off a 3rd place finish on the Pete Sterne Amateur Hour, the “Silver Platters” have pulled out of Freedom 250!
A sadly perfect album to sum up the week, month, year as we rapidly continue our once preventable, now seemingly inevitable descent. 🙁 #Ramones #TwentyFourHoursToGo #paved #goodintentions
Headline To Nowhere: 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐬 “𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬” 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭
Headline To Nowhere: 𝐎𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐈𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰
“We saw your smoke. What have you been doing? Having a war or something?" 😢 Sad, but appropriate read right about now… #BlueSkyBooks
Headline To Nowhere: 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐳𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐚: 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐬 “𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰” 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞
“After you catch the train to college I’m gonna change out of these work clothes and go to the city council meeting. I have a lot of things to get off my chest.”