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Bye Cursor 👋 I want a code editor with AI features not an AI platform with code editor features... back to VS Code

TIL people drink mugs of bouillon. The depravity of our species never ceases to amaze me.

Hey, DuckDuckGo, do you hate money or something? I use ddg search and duck.ai every day, I love them I noticed the "free" badge appear today and I was like "I wonder if I can pay a bit to get a bit more from this?" However apparently you can only subscribe if you use their browser - how about no?

I have a fidget spinner on my phone - a pop socket backspin. Was unwell yesterday so vibe coded this weird little web app for anyone else who fancies spinning their phone and making things look like they’re levitating.

Here’s my absolute stinker from a couple of weeks ago

Every time I see the name of this pop up fairground I’m bothered by its name. Like it’s clearly a portmanteau of “fun” and “underworld” and not just a general world of fun otherwise that would just be “funworld”, yet they have no reference to demons, drug lords or people shouting lager lager lager

Top of their update email. Man, I hate Vercel.

For some reason if you search on Google the word “maps”, you get a Google Maps link to “Club Pilates” in Dallas. Whoever’s doing their SEO needs a raise.

The optimal amount of pizza to eat as a programmer. Also I will never quite fathom the calorific density of pizza.

Making blends of ales for your guests? Ale cocktails? This seems like a forgotten beer trend that would entertain people, am surprised you don’t see this happening in craft ale bars.

I firmly believe Cheese Moments were discontinued specifically to demoralise the working class. Also I'll die before I call them "Cheese Flavoured Moments". I get it, there's no cheese - but guess what? They also aren't capsules of time. Cheese Moments is clearly in reference to a feeling.

It's Delia's subtle disapproval of reckless behaviour such as flipping pancakes which makes me always come back. Does it put me off? No. Does it make it feel more fun? Yes. Yes it does.

Sure, big tech is intent in literally killing us all, however - Llama just invented this game, knifey spoony, I'm going to play with people at the weekend

Dream blunt rotation

Every time I see people still promoting using X as a supposedly neutral communication platform I wince. Is the answer that much of the tech-sphere are totally fine with fascism? Or is it just apathy and ignorance?

I think verdict is - they samples a bunch of shit and didn't really give a toss about the production rights. Good old 90s.

Not sure when I got old, but the fact this is one of my most viewed web pages recently I think is evidence I have reached that stage. I recommend never using a Peugeot pepper grinder unless you want all other pepper grinders to be ruined on you.

Well there you go

Impressive how a single typo can undermine your entire understanding of reality. I had a medium-scale existential crisis from this.

Well then. I guess that’s a “yes”?

Llama is so much more fun than ChatGPT. I use it on DuckDuckGo every day. It’s ready for slander and highly irresponsible advice.

Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you

Enjoying playing Lok today. It takes a special kind of developer or designer to cite their font inspirations. Perhaps a relic of its history as a printed puzzle collection!

If you ever needed evidence that the IMDB community rating system was absolute nonsense

There’s a big old toggle!

Anyone short of Xmas gift ideas, why not get your friends a child launcher?

Well Zen has successfully differentiated itself from how all the other icons in my dock look. Also enjoying the arc-like design changes. I have to say, it really is going from strength to strength. Long live firefox!

Whilst discussing appropriate (or inappropriate) toppings for mince pies with colleagues, Primula came up in conversation this morning. Someone described it as cheese toothpaste so I felt compelled to make this

Scalping on trebuchets? Is nothing sacred?