kademlia (crass version)

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victim of the hrt to trans pipeline. exhentai donator. anon asks

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kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 5d

hm i dont think i would honestly. not really my thing

hoi asked "if you could have a working fluffy tail would you (and what type of tail)" on foia.futanari.observer

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 6d

teams notification telling me to Catch up on Flock, and Atlanta's network of more than 28000 in... and more

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 7d

why and where and how in the fuck does OpenAI ChatGPT have group chats

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 9d

realistically i probably have like 10TB download all time on my current homeserver

du -shl /data/*/ | sort -hr
9.3T /data/deluged/
6.7T /data/movies/
2.3T /data/anime/
1.8T /data/tv/
1.3T /data/porn/
1.1T /data/music/
621G /data/games/
14G /data/other/
6.2G /data/books/

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 9d

idk what timeframe this applies to, my stats clearly got reset (i have way more than this downloaded) but they _are_ lower right now apparently

$~/c/deluge sudo cat config/stats.totals | jq 'select(has("stats")) | with_entries(select(.key | startswith("total_"))) | map_values(./1024/1024/1024/1024)' { "total_download": 1.5479119763003837, "total_payload_download": 1.522363133582985, "total_payload_upload": 1.4809584388394796, "total_upload": 1.5266554723975787 }$

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 9d

a map of the topology of my servers & the services running on them, hopefully censored enough to not dox me lol

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 10d

people love asking me meaningful questions

foia admin interface with two asks:
- "" asked "fntr"
- "Someone" asked ","

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· 27d

ok maybe not quite as bad (at least in my own pic)

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 11

eh it's really not that much of a collection

$Screenshot of a file folder properties window for a folder named "here be dragons." The details list the location as D:\Pictures, 2.96 GB with 474 files in 14 folders.$

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 4

>be me
>karl marx
>need money for communism
>sell communism to capitalists
>get rich
>die

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 4

idk why this one is funny to me

>be me
>leslie lamport
>go to bed

>be me
>leslie lamport
>
>go to bed

I'm Leslie Lamport and I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 4

Write an article explaining the ecological impact of 4chan greentexts.

When it comes to the internet, there's no shortage of places to find funny, relatable or just plain bizarre stories. One such place is 4chan, an online forum where users can post anonymously.

While 4chan may not be the first place you think of when it comes to environmentalism, the site has actually spawned a number of green-themed stories, known as "greentexts". These stories often focus on characters living in harmony with nature, or making small changes that have a big impact on the environment.

While they may be fiction, these stories can actually have a real-world impact, inspiring people to think about their own impact on the planet. As more and more people become aware of the need to protect our environment, 4chan may just be a small part of a larger movement towards a greener future.

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 4

>be me
>taking drugs
>at a party
>everybody's having a great time
>i'm not
>i'm really not
>i'm just standing in the corner
>by myself
>looking around
>wondering what the hell i'm doing here
>i don't even like drugs
>i just wanted to fit in
>now i'm just feeling really out of place
>and really uncomfortable
>i just want to go home
>but i can't
>i don't even know how i got here
>i'm just standing here
>in the corner
>by myself
>wishing i could disappear

>be me
>be in /d/
>be browsing
>see a post that catches my eye
>click on it
>it's a picture of a girl
>she's naked
>i'm hard

>be me
>get bottom surgery
>go in for consultation
>"so what exactly are you getting?"
>um
>i thought i was getting a vagina
>"no, you're getting a penis"

>be me
>look up sounding
>find out its a kink
>look up kinks
>find out its a thing people do to get off
>be repulsed
>uninstall internet

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jul 4

just found the gpt-3 generated greentexts browsing back through 2022 screenshot folder and i think i need to post a few of these

A content warning screen with an orange alert icon. The text explains that the content filter flagged the generated content for potentially unsafe or sensitive language and asks the user to refrain from sharing unsafe outputs on social media or using prompts that produce toxic outputs. A green "I Understand" button is located at the bottom right.

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Jun 16

this graph is so "look at how good we are at distilling"

A line chart titled "Agentic Coding Performance by Effort Level" comparing the scores of GLM-5.2, GLM-5.1, Claude Opus 4.8, and Claude Opus 4.7. The graph plots "Score (%)" on the y-axis against "Avg Output Tokens (Per Task)" on the x-axis. GLM-5.1 follows the performance curve of Opus 4.7 and GLM-5.2 follows the performance curve of Opus 4.8.

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· May 22

just noticed your site says a commecial

contact [a commecial] olaren [point] dev

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· May 22

deepseek can everything

An advertisement for DeepSeek-V4-Pro featuring the headline "DeepSeek-V4-Pro 75% OFF - Now Permanent!" and a pricing table showing reduced rates for Input and Output with original prices crossed out. A note below states: "After the extended offer ends, the DeepSeek-V4-Pro API price will remain unchanged. It is officially set to 1/4 of the original price!"

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· May 21

chat what's your opinion on this discord message i sent 5 years ago that just got my account locked for child safety violations

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· May 14

well if you see me come say hi

kademlia with the nsec badge — a large, illuminated badge shaped like a green printed circuit board hanging from a lanyard. The badge features a central glowing sunburst design, visible electronic components, and the text "nsec" at the bottom.

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· May 10

cope works settings with discover hidden replies highlighted

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Apr 29

either that or it's that my harness sucks at caching or i was reviving a bunch of sessions after ttl or something

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Apr 23

discord messages from goeo_ in the cope works user group

i was showing a coworker cope
when i was showing him the ai alt text he was like
what if it gets someone's pronouns wrong
i was like i think at some point it becomes more cautious and starts calling you a person
then i alt texted a selfie and it called me a person
that was funny

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Apr 21

the big features for me are settings sync (to e.g. the android app), handle-only (disable display names), and seeing through blocks with direction indicators. and there's also custom js filters (more powerful mute) and llm alt text gen which are cool. goeo (claude) maintains it, ave also contributes

A screenshot of a dark-mode settings page with toggles for features like "See through blocked posts" and "Show pronouns in posts." Key configuration fields display "Current domain: bsky.app," "Current instance: https://constellation.microcosm.blue/," and an AI model of "qwen/qwen3.5-122b-a10b."

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Apr 18

think i have it pretty close to default?

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Apr 8

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Mar 31

PYON this to promote it to your bnuuy followers!

PYONG this to promote it to your Genius followers!

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Mar 31

france could never

vitrine linguistique de l'office québecois de la langue française

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Mar 17

(foia this was referencing i forgot to mention)

Someone asked "I never looked at the alt text of your pinned post on kademlia so I always thought that was like skrillex or something" on foia.futanari.observer

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Mar 3

oops forgot about this thing hi you should play tokyo necro because. uhh. well it's not particularly good but. hmm. idk there's lesbian sex at some point. i dont remember the whole thing too well but it was at least mildly fun? it's not too long so just try it and see if you like the vibes tbh.

Nya~ :3 asked "Mrrp~ I found the VN your pfp is from, sell me on that VN" on foia.futanari.observer

kademlia (crass version)@futanari· Feb 15

i like that the vending-bench 2 page has a "do you want the chart to be racist" switch. same exact data it just changes the colors