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📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· 22d

Simon, BIG miss thing energy

Simon, black tuxedo cat who shamelessly loves, and is loved by, the camera, WALKS UNDER LADDER to pose against a freshly painted wall. The vibe: Icon. Screaming. Facefaceface.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Jun 3

Oh wow MERJE strikes again

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· May 23

a missive from the very rural south

Norfolk Southern grey freight train with FUCK I.C.E. roller painted onto the side in carolina blue
;)

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· May 17

CATS: Chaotic Animals That Sleep #cats #catonallmystuff #wtfdude

Grey and white tuxedo cat passed out on top of my desk. Never one to keep a tidy desk, this means said cat is sleeping on no less than 3 pairs of eyeglasses, one watch, the years bills to date, and has tucked into an adjacent pile of notebooks and printer ink. Well done, you absolute psychopath.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Mar 9

The kitten taught the much bigger cat how to jump on top of the kitchen cabinets. So clearly some sort of line has been drawn. Late night trips to the fridge have become markedly more fraught. #yoooocats #saboteurs #theworldiknow #collectivesoul

Peewee, the big grey tuxedo cat, looking down at me with wanton disregard, from atop the kitchen cabinets. Which are like, high.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Feb 20

Had to cut my #juggalord #braids off today. 🪓 #2WHOOPS

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Jan 20

They put me in homosexual jail (online driving classes bc im fast)

my homosexual ass stuck in online defensive driving class bc my station wagon is too fucking hot to handle. a sad macbook screen showing “Lesson 4: The Choices We Make”. Side eyeeeeee. ABOLISH ICE. DEFUND THE POLICE. ACAB. I was speeding tho.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Dec 23

Whilst picking out some gifts for my nieces today, the nord sled lord said, here homie, get you a lil sum sum too #volvo240 #volvo850 #wagonssss #nordsledlord #hotwheels #stationwagons4lyfe

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Dec 20

dont know dont care just glazing the vibe #doodcats #catlyfe #bros #humanaffiliate

Two young cats- a younger black kitten, and an older, plumper grey gentleman - sitting side by side on a green couch with their human affiliate.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Oct 25

A real warfighter, i see.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Oct 20

After the protest this weekend my youngest niece asked if cats like democracy. We said yeah, even tho family consensus was that cats were probably anarchists. Whatever political ideology they may hold, my nervous system is really grateful they exist & that a few of them live with me. #cats

1 y/o grey and white tuxedo kitten cuddles 3 month old black and white tuxedo kitten REAL hard.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Oct 12

oomph #church #thecount

record cover for Count Basie Jam Live, Montreux ‘77 ft Roy Eldridge, Benny Carter, Zoot, Vic Dickenson, Al Grey, Ray Brown and Jimmmmmmmmmie Smith, man

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Sep 24

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Sep 12

I’m afraid my kitten has psychically absorbed this week in America. But maybe that’s just his face.

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Jul 10

tfw i have been absolutely locked into this record for like the past two months. At least my monotropism fucks.

CD booklet for Taj Mahal’s “Mo’ Roots” (1974)

📠 just the fax ma’am@futurelandsouth· Jul 7

The level of bullshittery over on reddit is absolutely heartwarming, .025% of the time. But goddamn, when its good, its great. 📷 www.reddit.com/r/centuryhom...