Moist Owlet (Antibacterial)
@g-sharp-major
Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.
And to think, she could have just gone with a boozy beef fizz.
It makes me think of this one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_o...
No cheating, the last saved celebrity is your therapist
Aight. So. We had two deer in the glade out back. We assumed it was the two does that we’ve watched grow up. But it wasn’t! It was two *bucks*! Still in velvet! MAYBE we were wrong and the two we’ve seen are only now showing antlers. Or we’ve got new visitors!
This is the ideal gay man. You may not like it, but this is what peak homosexuality looks like.
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
Greetings from the Eastern Reaches of Lake Cumberland.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you:
Even The Mighty Ducks were able to get one back against Team Iceland.