it's only fucking tuesday

“i don’t want to be friends with straight people anymore” cousin

the parallels are uncanny. #bb28 #bitzbrother

i'd like to see it too #bb28

guess that celebrity

Do you really wanna know where I was April 29th?

i know this probably wasn’t my doing but i am claiming credit @chubicki.bsky.social #survivor50

#survivor50

MARK EXPLAIN YOURSELF

GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE

WELL I WOKE UP IN A CAAARRRRR I TRACED AWAY THE FOG SO I COULD SEE THE MISSISSIPPI ON HER KNEEEEEEEEEEEEES IVE NEVER BEEN SO LOST IVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH AT HOME PLEASE WRITE MY FOLKS AND THROW AWAY MY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS i woke up in caaaaaaaaaar

imagine this final 5

CURRENTLY CRYING IN THE PIT (my couch)

it’s him

ladies and gentlethems, i give you - chef probst. yes, chef. thank you, chef.

tell me i am wrong.

the new besties

#rhapboston the besties

continued

nobody at the rhap meetup knows i’m number one in bracketology leagues

#LastFourWatched