Gabe Evans' Cow
@gabeevanscow
Just a lonely cow, belonging to cosplay cowboy Gabe Evans - a serial liar representing Colorado's 8th congressional district (until he gets voted out in 2026). But not by me...y'know...cuz I'm a cow... MOO!
Great reporting - way to keep after him. He really is a snippy little bitch, isn't he? He's also a weasel...
It's pathetic how Gabe Evans talks about "expanding access to healthcare in rural & underserved communities" when he voted to reduce Medicaid and Medicare - which will cause those same rural/underserved communities to LOSE hospitals and doctors. Hypocrisy - thy name is Gabe... Moo! #CO-08 Greeley
Going thru Gabe Evans' Xitter timeline is like wading thru a hypocrisy swamp. He pretends to embrace the Hispanic community when he has been a cheerleader for ICE's war on brown people. @mannyrutinel.bsky.social will be a much better representative for Colorado's Hispanic community Greeley #CO-08
Gabe Evans really has no sense of irony... Ballsy for him to pretend those all are all things that Dem socialists will do, when he, Trump, and Republicans have ALREADY done it to us. Gabe gleefully voted to reduce Medicaid and SNAP. There Gabe - I fixed it for you Moo! 🐮 Greeley NOCO #CO-08
My owner - Gabe Evans - talks a LOT about being an ex-cop. But he has never condemned the Jan. 6th insurrection (140 cops injured and several died). Nor did he condemn Trump's pardons of the 1500+ violent felons who injured/killed those cops. Instead, on Jan. 6, he... #copolitics Greeley Moo!
In the video, he talks about including nuclear in the mix. However, he neglects to mention that the "small modular reactors (SMR) option is just as expensive as the "wind/solar/battery only" (WSB) option (image below). He wants to make us believe that he's supporting a "balanced" approach... 🧵 2/5
As a cow, I'm used to a lot of bullshit. But as Gabe Evans' Cow, I have to deal with a HUGE pile of it - most of it from his own mouth. Y'day, he posted that "Colorado's own Energy Office found that Dem's energy plan for the state costs ratepayers an additional $17 billion" NOCO #copolitics 🧵 1/5
More Gabe Evans double-speak: "High input costs and market disruptions" But really - "Trump's market-destroying tariffs, inflation, & terrorizing immigrants"? They are "giving" farmers $12 Billion in aid (socialism) to offset the $44B they lost due to Trump policies. MOO! #copol NOCO Greeley
Another hypocritical post by Gabe Evans. Congratulating Space Force but conveniently forgetting to mention that HIS president, the Pedophile-in-Chief, is moving SF to Alabama. Gabe - what are you actually DOING to keep SF here in CO? Moo! #coleg NOCO #CO-08 @mannyrutinel.bsky.social #GabeEvans
Today's award for being disingenuous goes to Gabe Evans, who posted this on Xitter. Xcel has infrastructure problems but not because of Dems. Most areas where power was turned off were due to wildfire concerns - caused by climate change-denying oil & gas Repubs like Gabe Evans. Moo! #coleg NOCO
My guess is that Scott Bessent is sending us "illegal" cows back across the border to South America.... Moo!
In a world of chickens (like Gabe Evans) - be a COW! Moo! #CO08 Greeley Northglenn
Gabe Evans talks a lot about his former life as a police officer (see below). However - we know from past reporting that he has embellished his past quite a bit. Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true. #GabeEvans #CO08
Gabe Evans on his vote to have DOJ release the Epstein files. Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so. Not exactly a profile in courage, is it??? Moo! #copolitics #CO08 NOCO
There's a new cow in town... Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social ) Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson. (Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow) Moo! #copolitics #coleg Greeley NOCO