Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink. Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS. Opinions here are mine alone. Chronic Shitposter
Oh it's a great word to use in context! My gripe is more with how Hone counters have already been used and in a VERY different context with Uvilda. If this card didn't exist, neither does this thread. There are interesting design spaces to explore there, and the new counter use could stop that.
Now there is precedent of changing a counter name with Shield Counters and Palliation accord. IMO this was a great decision. Change 1 obscure card from 15 years ago to a new counter to get a very thematic name... The problem is, "Hone" isn't exactly evocative like "Shield" is.
So let's talk about words and their baggage in MTG. Over the weekend, WotC showed some cool new cards from The Hobbit set. Great! We love new cards! I play Mono White Frodo as a "Mathoms commander" or Equipment that costs 2 or 3. Much to my delight, a new Sting in the Mathom cost was shown!
You are correct! WAR Samut has a static that passively gives your stuff haste, and technically Sarkhan Vol did it as well, but that card probably shouldn't be in a Superfriends deck. All other instances of it on walkers either make a creature with haste or steal something and give it haste.
Shits fucked when Toronto was looking like Vince Gilligan Mexico yesterday:
I see your office swag and raise you: more office swag.
Just because it's a test card or silver border card, doesn't make these not "Real" cards. This is not a real card:
He's just kinda there. Maybe he clobbers sometimes... Maybe sometimes he tired.
I reaaaaaalllly hope so dawg. Last thing we need is the story going full Fortnite. It would probably kill a lot of people's interest in the story and game.
Probably Bow in Pauper right? It's just too easy to put the infinite together.
Today was a perfect 3-0 with Mono White Naya Heroes in 2HG. Double splashed for The Incredible Hulk, got to cast him once! Highlight was casting Sentry and having my teammate remove The Void the same turn. Turns out a 5/5 Flying, Vigilance, Indestructible is enough to solo a team, when supported.
Last night's build was a Rakdos splashing a bit of blue Robots and Villains deck I called "Bad Robot." I wanted to reverse this and go Blue Red splashing black for villain payoffs, but all my blue cards were Heroes. Ended up 1-2, but know I could have done better. The artifact deck is very strong.
Vibes were amazing. I specifically mentioned in my rules spiel how excited I have been for this set, and how much I love Marvel, which definitely improved things imo. People were showing me their cool team ups and shit. Also taskmaster sucks. Don't sleeve him up. Never got him to clone anything.
Neato Draft deck I made pushing the limits of the format? 🦗 Throwaway joke about 4 buses getting trapped in a roundabout? Best performing post on my account.
Can you do a Zoo Keeper+Pet Avengers Brew? I'd think you probably want some kind of Haste package in this like Siege or something.
For our first entry in the eternal thread: Lorehold Soup? Really strong little Lorehold shell with loads of recursion, ramp and a P1P1 Ark of Hunger. Splashed black for Arcane Omens and managed to Twist for 4 with Potioner Trove's help. Ended up going 2-1 losing in the finals to a good Sultai pile.
I do this enough now. It's time to make an eternal thread of my Draft shenanigans.
Thursday Night? Trophy Night! Got lucky on a few opponents getting mana screwed. The highlight was "accidentally" attacking with my Sanar into a Tackle Artist. Of course they blocked, I cast Quandrix charm's 5/5 mode. Would have been lethal if they let all my attacks through. Won the next turn.
"Yeah drink that orange shit, you little scrawny bitch."
On today's edition of "Prismari Soup": Tome Storm! Opponent swung out last turn, killed my soloist and Red Archaic. Cast Prismari, then Chase inspiration*2 , Cast Flashback*3 -> Ancestral Anger x2+Tomblast, Cast Anger*4, draw 4 cards, Play land, Tome Blast 5 times for exactly 10?
There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable Cards, to see if they could become something more... SHOW ME YOUR DREAM TEAMS!!!!! I call mine "Cosmic Justice"
I hope it has the Transguild Courier tech of being colorless, but all colors for flavour reasons.