Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky

@gabeynotgabby

Comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. See my dumb show this August at da Edinburgh Fringe:

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 17d

He is full of bad behavior and should be reprimanded swiftly IMO

One Photographer Andy Glass doing very rude hand gestures to an ulinnocent selfie taker

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 17d

Tell one Photographer Andy Glass I send my regards

The poster flipping off one Andy Glass, behind the glass ironically

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 18d

The above tweet where food is replaced with a whole bakery nouveau bagueette w butter for dinner

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 18d

The above tweet but with 30-50 feral hogs where food was

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 25d

Anyone else see it?

Jimothy taking a long stride, tiptoe-ish-ly

Jean-Ralphio doing the dont be suspicious song

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 26d

"They" say when you're posting about Your Thing so much you go "god, I'm so annoyed at this, I'm sorry I'm posting about this all the time" that's the amount it takes for other people to juuuuuuuuust take notice so... July 25th, last pre-Edinburgh preview: www.kenyonhall.org/events/gabey...

Dumb poster for a show called Check Out This Potato That Looks Like a Beluga Whale with me (Gabey Lucas, ew) at Kenyon Hall July 25th. There's paint n crap everywhere!

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· 27d

AI could never

"For what it's worth, I live in California, and I'm not eating lettuce but being liberal with other foods. I don't have time for weeks of exploding diarrhea, but my guard is a little more down than it would be if I lived in Michigan"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jul 10

I take it back, generative AI drop-shipping is good, actually

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 20

when I've got the puck w/ 10 minutes left & could either A) make one (1) easy pass or B) throw that sucker over three (3) opponents' sticks just to keep everyone on their toes

Cal Raleigh going "i like sauce in general"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 13

We all prepare for Super El Niño differently

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 12

Angry Moose is back we ride

Danielle Serdachny with very real not MS Paint'd sunglasses

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 10

it's so over we're so back it's so over we're so back

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 8

I wish all emotionally unwell sports fans w a casually loose grasp in the realities of the business a very chill the fuck out

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 6

Found the increasingly elusive Good Part Of The Internet

A wikihow article "part 2 of 2: slamming your tim tam" step 1: "create the openings through which youll slam"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Jun 3

I love the Spice Girls

A five pack of bandaid packs titled clear, plastic, sheer, flexible fabric, heavy duty fabric

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 31

Found a good Honey Bucket today

Some dummy taking a selfie with a honeybucket

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 30

Neither seen nor heard

Buster bluth hiding excelently, like a milford man

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 29

Jenna Maroney on the set of tue music video shoot for her dance jam, Ballz. The FBI says it was responsible for a 73% peak in summer sex crimes.

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 22

Ya know what. I take it back, the internet WASN'T a mistake.

R/Historians scree shot of the post "how far back in history could i make funyons" followed by "when did europeans have the technology to create the holy hand grenade od antioch"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 21

Mostly tho it's just really validating to see proof: elite professional athletes: theyre just like us

3 morons taking postgame shotstick shots. Behind them is a handmade poster for a local youth team, who would presumably disapprove.

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 21

See, dudes rock

Darkangelo of the Montreal Victoire feeding... someone... beer, whos unidintifiable from the beer streaming over their face

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 21

Desbiens while Ottawa was doing their stupid sexy cycle:

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 7

Is this... *gestures vaguely* ?

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 7

You mean... a sandwich?

A reddit Panera ad for "Salad stuffers. Half salad. Half bread. The perfect bite."

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 5

I have just been alerted to the burger king logo customizer and

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· May 2

*squints* when did that last point of contention need to be codified

A sign saying "no pets allowed on school grounds. No dogs, cats, or pot bellies pigs"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Apr 30

Kids just got dunked on by Whoever TF Lyndie Lobdell Is

Twitter interaction: "so many torrent players injured they picking anyone in the promos. Wtf you mean mtl facing 'lyndie lobdell and the seattle torrent' who tf is that."

With a reply from lyndie lobdell gking "idk who tf that is"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Apr 28

"She'll always be the Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play to me."

J Peterman from Seinfeld during the "She'll always be Burma to me" scene

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Apr 27

Wanna see an #EdFringe sausage get made? Specifically, wanna see the worst but possibly most fun-in-a-weird-way version of this particular sausage? Tomorrow at 7:30 on Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington, Cascadia, Earth, DM me for details.

A poster saying "Gabry Lucas performa an extremely informal work-in-progress hour(ish) in Kevin Haenn's apartment & invites yoh to watch.

There will be jokes

There wikl be stand-up.

There will be PT-mandated butt exercises.

This Tuesday April 28th somewhere on Capitol Hill DM for details"

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky@gabeynotgabby· Apr 25

Dang conference realignment really has gotten out of hand