Gaffy is MEATY

@gaffy

I make stuff, including writing the MBC adventure From Out The Meat Pile Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects

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Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jul 12

This fucker speaks to me

the word FLACK in a big pink circle, next to a masked clown in a hood. It is presumed he is FLACK

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jul 10

Me, on my way to GM some #VastGrimm

A discord screen cap showing me saying "I have MTNDEW"

The next line says "AND WEED"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jul 7

You don't understand Mörk Borg, it's that simple. The jams are a reason to make art, I guess that concept is beyond you. Not surprising since you're the same guy that called open ended rules lite combat bad. I started making those projects that would be considered "half assed" from the outside in.

A screen grab of Dave's post about MB

"But if there was a turning point, I think it was the seemingly endless waves of Borg-themed game jams on itch.io. What began as a celebration of the game’s open creative spirit exploded into an avalanche of submissions from self-styled game designers. The jams exposed the movement’s first real weakness: volume. Once thousands of (dare I say it, half-assed) Borg-branded projects were competing for attention simultaneously, simply calling something “Borg” no longer made it stand out. It became harder to separate the truly inspired from the merely derivative, and the novelty that had once made the label so exciting began to wear thin."

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jun 25

The pointing joyjak meme over the advertisement for the newest Mörk Borg Cult release which has my name on it. They are pointing at my name.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jun 7

I may have mixed up Fighting Force with Final Fight... I have failed you @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social

Famous shot from Dexters lab where he looks upon a photo of Einstein in his locker and sadly declares "I have failed you"

I have replaced Einstein with a very flattering photo of Matt McMuscles

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jun 7

It's a good thing @thaumavore.blue has a following and is making his zine for Pirate Borg; because with the the context of his zine, the conversations the community has had about real world atrocities gamified for Mörk Borg, and now this shit. Unsubbed and I hope Korea Borg flops. Fucking Tourist.

A thumbnail of a paywalled video called "Here's how I took Mork Borg combat to the next level" the thumbnail itself has the text "Wait... Borg combat SUCKS!"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 28

@dodoot.bsky.social thank you for such a beautiful little game. My kids are enthralled. It's the first actual video game my daughter's gotten into.

Two children at a computer playing Kabuto Park

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 9

Pawel Kicman(Heltung-Storytelling) saying fuck yeah with an image showing the new release by Nohr "Salt, Spit and Silver" is in the number one spot on itch's physical games tab. Lancer is 2nd then Runner of the Wastelands and finally CAIN

Gaffy responds If Cain tops Lancer does that make Tom a switch?

Gif image of Guile from Street Fighter the animated series being pelted with trash

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 2

Send this to your GM when you go full murderhobo (Also go follow @mohawkjohnson.bsky.social )

Moehatesmedia holding two robot dinosaur bubble guns with a fanged smile face mask and horned beanie on. He is scowling behind text that says "I am not concerned about the ramifications"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Mar 16

This annoys the shit out of me, could bluesky not be bothered to tell me it's a private account or something. JFC. App is trying to gaslight me in real time.

A screen grab showing the previous post had been reposted

The screen when I click it says no reposts yet

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Mar 10

"historical fiction based setting" Am I the only one tired of the 5e crowd using MB as their weird side piece for playing in fucked up periods of history? And of course it's also compatible with 5e, it always is.

Patrick from SpongeBob with a goofy goober hat covered in ice cream looking very very annoyed

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Mar 6

Me fighting the urge to make Mush Borg

An old cartoon still with some strange sonar effect coming off some nerds hand while he looks to be in pain. Probably Norman Osborn from an old Spider-Man cartoon or something similar

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Feb 28

After the new album's aesthetics, I 100% believe the band has been playing Mörk Borg. After finding out the front man also like heavier music, I'm more convinced than ever.

Banner for the band's site using eye piercing pink and yellow, it's promoting the new album LISTEN UP.

Yellow jacket with "100%" on the left arm in pink multiple times, the front says NEW FOUND GLORY in pink over top a block of text with what seems to be people jumping through the air.

Cover of listen up, same colors as before but with a simple pink arrow pointing up with a crown of people at the bottom, one high up in the air. LISTEN UP is written via a dynamo label

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Feb 24

"Show me a piece from last year or so that you are most proud of!" This didn't immediately come to mind. But after seeing another map I found it, I remembered working on this over a nice coffee and feeling proud. WigglyPaint dungeons could be fun. #TTRPG #MörkBorg #OSR #dungeonart #dungeonmap

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Feb 22

Stat my child for your favorite system. If someone already did a stat block for the game you picked, pick another.

The head of a Kidrobot Kif figure stuck on the legs of a Funko Jack Skellington. It stands majestically in front of a stack of coasters and counting blocks.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Feb 12

Artists, quote something silly!

A pumpkin-headed butcher holding a cutting board with chunks of meat in one hand and a big knife in the other

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Feb 12

I have the actual original pressing of it and it's a hell of a time. My cousin's girlfriend was smashed to death by a swamp troll. We had hell of a time

Cover of Putrescence Regnant, an official Mörk Borg album crawl. It is blinding yellow with a mutated gator person in the center with a sword in their guts

A shot of the map and rolling charts, no I will not type them out, go buy the damn thing

The album sleeve which is also a class, the adventure book which fits in the bi-fold, and the gross and wicked yellow vinyl record

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jan 10

human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you - Cover for an adventure that's part of a community zine currently tangled up in the backlog

"ESCAPE THE MAW" Written in snipped newspaper lettering.
The shape of an 8 toothed circular mouth with blood soaked teeth is in the center. "RUN" written across every inch leaving little room.
"A MEAT GRINDER FOR A FRESH BATCH OF VICTIMS"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Dec 6

Upcycling junk for map making because I'm not @salvaterra.bsky.social

The cardboard innards of a Hot Wheels advent calendar flipped upside down, the edges have been colored with black paint.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Oct 12

I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck

Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It

All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Oct 2

Got it done it time for day 1 Licking the frog #frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg

The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck.

LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks
Immediately gain d2 omens
Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick)
On a success(d4):
1. A random ability increases by d2
2. A negative ability mod is now positive
3. HP increases by d4
4. Double an ability mod of your choice

On a Failure(d4):
1. A random ability decreases by d4
2. Become infected and take d2 damage
3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators
4. All ability values lowered by 2

Pass or Fail,
The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent

Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Sep 10

That fucked me up

Zach from Extra Fabulous comics drew himself as SpongeBob on orange paper. His mind seems blown.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jul 20

Working on a new thing and working out ideas for art, I'm still a fan of this PubDom comic edit I did for Lord of Acid

A Sci-fi gunslinger with two different kinds of laser guns wired to his hips. He is covered with holsters and pouches, his space helmet is magenta with a cyan skull image on it. There is other text surrounding the subject, but that isn't what this is about.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jun 9

And a friend!

Little wizard dude with a shiny orb topped staff and a lightning in their other hand. Also they have a cool blue pendant and a maroon hood up

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· Jun 9

Shout out to @jpcoovert.bsky.social for including a cute lil post card adventure and a big funking piece of graph paper with the order Now to practice and then bastardize what I learn to make gross dudes for Mörk Borg.

2 zines from JP Coovert's Flik Silverpen series, Drawing Dungeons(it's cover has a dungeon floor plan with drawings or RPG minis on it) & Drawing Heroes(shows a troupe of all kinds of heroes, including an ogre and a witch. On top of both is a cute post card adventure titled The Ogre King of Hollow Hill

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 31

Ground Control To Major Tom Ground Control To Major Tom Take your dried wurms And put your Helmet on Gaffy is back with another "How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker" but for my personal favorite @morkborg.com made by the wonderful @briancolin.com VAST GRIMM

Cover of TTRPG Vast Grimm. A purple circuit board with VAST GRIMM written on it in white. Foreground has a large toothy wurm, like a lamprey with glowing glue eyes

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 24

Here's the Cover

"Crack Open A Cold One"
"A troll guided grave looting supplement"
The image is a women wearing nothing holding up a skull topped ornament with long flowing tassels.

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 22

Join the Queen of Cups discord server, where we have very normal and constructive discussions about making Roleplaying games

A screen grab from a discord chat. Gaffy said "The two Sexiest Weapons are a flail and a 6 Shooter"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 12

I have no idea why I ever open Threads. I don't follow them, the people I follow don't follow them. Threads just suggested this to me. I hope Zuckerberg gets his head stuck in an old-timey black powder canon.

Threads screen grab
"Picked for you"
Someone with an anime PFP saying "I'm pissing so hard rn"

Gaffy is MEATY@gaffy· May 11

I ain't fucking around #Fortmaxxing #TheFortMaxxingJam @morkborg.com @vastgrimm.bsky.social @limithron.bsky.social @makedatanotlore.bsky.social (I couldn't find DiS's account)