GanelonGamelan

@ganelongamelan

40+, over the hill. He/Him, but they is fine too. Aspiring writer. in tech support for life. Laid off, burning off my notice period, ACAB, BLM. 🍉✊

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GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jun 21

From Stonewall a Brick🧱, from Portland an axe 🪓! Respect our pride, or expect our wrath!

A picture of the stands at Portland Timbers game. Fans hold signs including a tifo (large scale display made of many fans holding many signs). The display is the character Mae from the game Night in the Woods, an anthropomorphic blue cat. She is wearing a Timbers jersey. Banners say : From Stonewall a brick
and
Portland an axe
Respect our Pride
Or expect our Wrath.
The display was for Pride month in 2023.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Feb 10

Thriving, I see.

Adorable stuffed toy cat with a yellow and purple with white polka dot jester motley. In sparkle effect text, it says "So true jestie".

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Feb 2

This Bonsai stuff is good. Has a tiny bit of cherry juice, pear and blue berry too, some how. some artificial sweetener ofc. For once my poor impulse control is paying off! 10 calories, but you know avoid if you can't deal with ace-k and aspartame.

Open dark can with cherries and peaches rendered on it. "BONSAI" it says in black writing on a copper ellipse. At the top of that ellipse in smaller letters "PERFECTLY SWEET" at the bottom "SPARKLING WATER BEVERAGE". The flavor is of course, CHERRY PEACH.the can is photographed close up, to obscure a messy room, perhaps.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 19

How I feel when Hornet...

A person sized cockroach wakes up in the style of Kafka's Metamorphosis, there is text bubble. The newly transformed horror is saying "girl, not this". The image is in the style of an old woodcut.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 10

Real shit?

Mao Zedong 毛泽东 in a black and white photograph. He is holding a cell phone, an anachronism in his hand. His eyebrow is sharp, arched. Nonplussed.

This is an image meme.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Dec 28

Like that Weather Factory Fascination shit: "Light LEAKS through the CRACKS. My mind is BRIGHTER than it EVER was. THE HIGHER I RISE THE MORE I SEE."

A face with light coming from is eyes, too wide. Rays of bright yellow, gold and white. The face is bisected, standing half in shadow, but the light is there too. Strange shapes cluster in the light.

To quote the game the asset is from, Cultist Simulator: Mercy is found only in shadow.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jun 8

I love this little mouse druid/wizard guy. He makes me feel better even when things are quite bad.

A felted statuette of a brown and fawn mouse. It's wearing a snug little knit skullcap, that comes to a whimsical point. There is a small bundle of red berries embroidered on it.

The statuette hooks a silver piece of plastic as a wand and a berry in its other paw.

Text says "I am plagued by concepts.".

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· May 20

Me too sometimes.

An image macro: A darling shrimp 🦐🍤, face angled up. Impact font above it says, "Me when IM huh???" In block capitals. Below in the same font "IM Wuh???".

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Apr 23

This gives me Extremely specific #sci-fi vibes. The AI is aliens!

A book cover with an alien hand on the front. The titular "Gripping Hand". Behind the three fingered hand a burst of light, perhaps a nova. Particles or planets seem to be torn between flying toward or away from the nova. The authors' names appear at top in goldenrod letters "Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle". The title is in bold capitals, stark white "The Gripping Hand".

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Apr 21

Steve Carel as Michael Scott from the US version of the office. He is saying, "well, well, well. How the turntables." This is a gif or jyf. It's low quality. The image moves just a bit.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Apr 6

An image of a stuffed toy cat in a round, plump and organic style. The cat is dressed in purple and yellow jester's motley. There are pink pompoms. In front of the image the text reads "so true jestie"in a sparkly font.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Mar 23

Post a warning!

The image is a magnet on a metallic background. The metal has bolts in it. The magnet depicts a robotic arm in a readable cartoon style in front of a bold red triangular sign.

The sign says "! Warning". Between the sign and robot arm text appears that says "Schedule Maintenance or the machine will schedule it for you."

The magnet is from

Https://bigbeaverenergy.com

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GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Mar 13

A faked photograph of Mao Zedong. He is holding a cell phone dubiously. His brow arches up, nonplussed.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Feb 28

Same feelin here.

A fuzzy image of a button. The button says "Yeag!" Next to a simplified icon featuring a woman/bunny wearing pigtails and a witch hat in silhouette. This image shows signs of being shared and saved several times, faded and pixely.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Feb 8

Post an image you saved that makes you laugh. This one gets me.

a book, in the style of children's books known as "Little Golden Books".

The book has a Klingon in pajamas riding a flying carpet. The Klingon has wide eyes and a stern face.

The book is titled, "Everyone I Don't Like is Without Honor". It is subtitled "a child's guide to Klingon politics".

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Feb 7

I have a couple, this Hulk is my favorite.

The Hulk (a marvel comic character) is laying in a field of light green grass. This contrasts with his dark green skin and purple pants. He says "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up -- everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!" .

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 28

Hunky Aragorn, son of Arathorn, informing Theoden that the beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid.

This is a still from The Lord of the Rings movie. In white block capitals, impact font at top of the still it says "THE BEACONS ARE LIT". The bottom text says "GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!" .

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 27

A grayscale illustration. A light colored anthropomorphic feline or mustelid looms in a window, looking in. Her eyes are intent, a bit hooded. Both her paws are pressed to the window. Her black shirts says SICKOS in capitalized white font. It is a crop top, exposing a modest amount of pale midriff. She has a speech bubble. She is saying "YES...HA HA HA...YES!" .

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 27

An illustration : A man is looking in on the outside of the window. He is leering inside. He has a 5 o'clock shadow, too straight teeth. He seems to have a underbite, though it could be the angle.

There is a word bubble. He is saying "YES...HA HA HA...YES!" His shirt is dark, labeled Sickos in a lighter color.

It is night, a waxing crescent moon hangs above all .

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Jan 6

For what it is worth, I am in for both.

Dr. Robotnik looking left, mouth agape, mid speech. He is bald with a comically large red mustache, a bright pink nose.

White impact font text says "SLAYING AS USUAL I SEE". The I see is at the bottom of the image.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Dec 24

Picture of Karl Marx, economist, promulgater of Communism. The picture is a humorous lampoon of the quote poster/wallpaper style.

The fake quote given is

"Why does the bigger social class not simply eat the smaller one?"Karl Marx

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Dec 18

Here's hoping for good luck no matter what Willem says.

Willem Dafoe, still from the movie The Lighthouse. A haggard man in period dress. A still with altered subtitles. 'Bad luck to post cringe' is what it now says.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 22

I believe in this unironically. Gender conceal parties.

Top: You are invited to a gender conceal party!

Below, text is present in front of each 3 elements.

Dark green Cloak: we will adorn our child in the cloak of mystery.

Purple Palm, open: Take sacred oaths of silence and burn their birth certificate

A viewer dramatically concealing their eyes, with a squat idol, light green to turquoise: Gaze upon false idols and weep.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 20

Massive dub for sure!

Youtube football (soccer) commentator Robbie Lyle in a fetching gray stovepipe hat smiling amused. He has round cheeks and a bald head with a broad nose. He is wearing a sharply collared gray suit and a scarlet necktie. The text in front of the picture reads "Had to dress up nicely to address this immaculate dub bossman"

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 18

The bird that guards my soul, blockatiel!

Close up of a jolly looking Cockatiel bird, canary yellow headed, cheeky orange spot beneath its eye. Light gray body. It was often used in a meme blocking unpleasant parts of pictures.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 18

Working on @swordsjew.bsky.social 's new book, Wild Faith. Getting me through the slow hours of my shift tonight.

Cover of a book, authored by Talia Lavin. Title in white text with a blood scatter gradient on the second word "Wild Faith". A red serpent is coiling through wild. Its flicked tongue is brighter red, a cross, instead of the usual fork.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 18

Makes me think of Fritz's in Kansas City, a diner type restaurant on two levels where you order food by table side telephone and it's delivered by a model train that runs along a track over head. Here's a pic from their website www.fritzskc.com

A boy and girl child sit in a red blue corner booth. They're both looking at the model train which is dropping a basket with their meal onto the elevator platform that will lower it to the table. The boy is reaching up in excitement.

There is a hung up telephone for ordering and a napkin dispenser on the table. The table is white light is shining in from the window next to them.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 11

You deserve it all ✊

A man in a fierce sequined leotard stalks off from his balding man servant and scantily clad red haired maid. He said "you shall receive it in abundance" in context, he is replying to the maid who said "I ask for nothing, Master". Gif from the movie Rocky Horror Picture show.

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Nov 9

Big moon is haunted vibes

Social media post.

NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early
Astronaut: moon's haunted
NASA employee: what?
Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

Posted by Dustinkcouch 29th October 2018

GanelonGamelan@ganelongamelan· Oct 24

Not so bright or early. The appointment took it out of me. Got it done tho!