Gareth Corn
@garethcorn
The Father of Internal Bushings. D2DF. Pi1. Stars superfan
Thanks to an unbelievably generous hookup from @suge-white.bsky.social, we got a chance to try out some new spices. Tonight was Soul on grilled chicken breasts..it was awesome! the boys inhaled theirs. Thanks again, bud!!!!!!
Me trying to get 40 elementary kids to stop screaming “COACH DEEZ NUTS” at the tops of their lungs
only $100K?!? this is like if Young Biff Tanner only putting $2 on the horse race after Old Biff gave him the almanac
Totally normal to have 10 annual physicals a year. He’s in great shape. Absolutely
The dog in this movie gives a 100x better acting performance than Amy Adams in Cape Fear
“Yes. I would also like to know where I may purchase illegal weeds. To smoke.”
Me when the boys and I are getting candy bars at the gas station to sneak into the movies
It’s been several months since I’ve heard Gordon talk about this song. It’s taken that long to get it out of my head. Now the entire cycle repeats itself
One of my best friends ever at work was a custodian from Mexico. She gave nicknames to everyone, and one guy she called “Bimbo.” I asked why and she said “because he’s a big, puffy hunk of white bread…like the Bimbo snacks at the gas station.”
Things I’m surprised at now that I’m an adult: that quicksand, electric eels, and piranha aren’t everywhere and that there are a shocking number of ppl with the last name “wiener”