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emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 3d

honestly getting more and more disappointed in the quality of merch here...my cat knocked my speak now hair clip off my dresser and one of the flowers just, popped off? it isnt even glued particularly well upon closer inspection. just the tiniest dab of glue holding these flowers on

Taylor Swift speak now hair clip with one of the flowers popped off

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 11d

why does the background on his announcement from today look a little bit like the fate of ophelia dressing room

Screenshot of Travis Kelces tiktok. He is wearing a black and orange sweatshirt and baseball cap in a dressing room with a row of lightbulbs and red curtains

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 11d

got high and have decided to play 50 rounds of Mario party wii by myself

carved yellow face with an ominous smile

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 12d

what's even the point of going to the thrift store anymore

thrift store black and yellow sneakers with a price tag of $432.99. Next to it is another black rectangular object (i didnt even see it until looking at this photo not sure what it is) which is marked at $104.99

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 17d

just tried to use the mens room bc the line was shorter and when I got in there it was just a single urinal

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 17d

concert tonight but I have a full days worth of plans beforehand so im just hoping my hair and makeup survive 12 hours until the show starts

Selfie of emzie in the bathroom. She has pink and black split dye hair and a black outfit. She has her hair down bur with two small braids in it. Her eye makeup has black stars on the outer corners and white stars on the inner corners

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 17d

just got compared to Ramona Flowers again

cat looking wide eyed in security camera footage

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 18d

cant even take me to the bar bc I will do drunk tarot readings for everyone there

View of emzie from the back doing a tarot reading at the bar with green lighting. Em is pointing at one of the cards (and probably saying some kind of nonsense)

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 22d

finally started playing Deltarune this week so here is a quick sketch of my fave character 💜

Sketch of Susie from Deltarune holding an axe behind her shoulders. She is wearing cargo pants, boots, a belt with a heart buckle, drawstring hoodie, vest, and spike studded bracelets. An official Susie sprite from the game us in the top left corner for reference.

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· 23d

if you are mean to me she will go bite your ankles

Close up of cats face. The cat's tongue is barely visible in a little taco shape

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jul 18

just found the most insane way to use a microwave

Tiktok comment section screenshot. The original post reads:
"Laying in bed thinking about why the number 9 is even an option on a microwave. What sick minded individual has ever used that button."
First comment, by Liam:
"You guys arent just pressing 99:99 just stopping when you feel like it? Like you just set it to 99:99 and then like once every three months you gotta reset it back to 99:99"
Reply by user Lesbian (not irl) MatPat:
"What"
Liam replies:
"Like start it at 99:99, stick your pastrami in there for like 3 minutes and 30 seconds, pop it out at 94:61. After a couple months you finally hit 00:00 so you set it.back to 99:99 and repeat"

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jul 11

not team mystic myself so I dont really want this but I caught a shiny Pikachu with a team mystic hat!!! if anyone playing Pokémon go wants it let me know if will trade you ♡

Pokemon go screenshot of a shiny Pikachu with a team mystic hat on

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 26

throwback to when the library was giving out free Yankees tickets to senior citizens so I put together this disguise only to be thwarted by their ID verification to prove I was over 65

Emzie in an old lady disguise! She has on a big sun hat, sunglasses, and a black mask. She has a collared floral button down dress on and a massive light pink purse.

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 21

I love the vocabulary builder function on my kindle for this reason, I can revisit all the words I checked definitions of and review their meanings if I feel like it. This is a normal part of reading and is usually kinda fun!

Picture of a kindle screen with the vocabulary builder pulled up. The words on the screen are:
Puerile
Dilettante
Isometric
Concatenation
Abattoir
Carbuncular
Ersatz
Lasciviously
Sulcus
Lisspmr
Palliative
Fricatives
Parang
Drughers
Sobriety
Chores
Perfunctoriness
Aether
Cirrhosis
Mucronate
Mimetic
Mellifluous
Abutting
Crewed
Invective
Papular
Yogic

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 19

this is about my mom's vintage Harley Davidson heeled boots that she gave me btw. this isnt my pic but this is what the shoes look like smh

Black Harley davidson boots with a block heel. There is a circle buckle on the side of each boot

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 15

officially have the first ten strands done for my canopy bed beaded curtain project and even with just these im obsessed, it is looking so dreamy 🔮🕯🌌

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 11

saying this shit as if she hasnt been a Knicks fan for ages

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss sitting courtside at a Knicks game

Taylor swift in a Knicks jersey and orange hat

Taylor swift in a knicks jersey holding a basketball and posing with two players on the Knicks team

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 10

I love gatekeeping my favorite diner bc its mostly filled with old people and its cheap af and I would like to keep it that way

picture from inside a classic 50s themed diner. full of vintage memorabilia

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 8

highly recommend you and your girlfriend take pics with a uhaul truck in honor of pride month

lesbian couple posing for a picture in front of a uhaul truck.
lesbian on the left has a black tank top that says "fcuk on the beach", a magnifying glass necklace, backwards black baseball cap, jeans, and sunglasses. They also have various tattoos on their arms.
Lesbian on right has pink and black split dye hair in bubble braids, heart shaped sunglasses, a denim skirt, orange, pink, ans white striped tank top, and a rainbow scarf tied to her skirt. She is holding a beer.

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 5

everyone's been having a competition today to see who can piss me off the most but im still surviving

Selfienof emzie from inside a car. She has on a pink dress, large earrings, and pink heart shaped glasses. She also has black and pink split dye hair

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Jun 4

This is Cordelia, she was found running around on the streets and after I adopted her she now spends most of her time wreaking havoc or napping. shes the best

Beige, white, and grey kitten curled up taking a nap

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· May 23

shes a funny little thing !!

Grey, cream, and white colored cat staring off at nothing

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· May 21

jacket pins

Denim jacket with assorted pins on them. They are:
- large green pin with a moth on it and the text "talk to bugs, not cops"
- orange pin with text "I fart on fascists"
- vintage clown lapel pin with pearls and a blue and red ribbon
- NSFW lesbian pin
- white pin with text "whats a nice kid like me doing in a place like this?"
- hot pink pin that reads "queers to the front"
- yellow and blue snail on a purple background pin
- kid pissing on ICE pin

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· May 17

I overspent at the faire yesterday 🩷 but it was worth it

selfie of emzie with pink and black split dye hair put into messy bubble braid and tied off with pink ribbons. She has hot pink graphic eyeliner and eyeshadow on and a hot pink spaghetti strap dress

Mirror selfie of emzie at a faire with people walking around behind her. she has pink and black split dye hair put into messy bubble braid and tied off with pink ribbons. She has hot pink graphic eyeliner and eyeshadow on and a hot pink spaghetti strap dress. Is carrying some bags.

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· May 13

kids are so funny

Note handwritten in a child's handwriting. It reads:
I am so angry with you. You see you are not a art teacher anymore because you wont let me use the clay. From now on you are going to jail!

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· May 7

missing my girlfriend (they are at work) so I painstakingly cut us out of construction paper to keep me company until they get home. nobody show them until I get the chance to ok thx

two people made out of construction paper. the one on the left has short brown hair, grey eyes, and black and silver glasses. They are wearing a red tank top with a white emblem on it. The one on the right has purple and brown split dye hair, red heart shaped glasses, round pink glasses, and a pink top with red polka dots on it

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Apr 28

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

little kitten in front of a spooky forest background. Text reads "i might ve a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure"

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Apr 26

updated list of all the artists i have seen live

A- Aaliyah's Interlude, Adrianne Lenker, Angel Olson
B- Breakup Shoes, Baby Tate, Beach Bunny, beabadoobee, The Beths, Boyscott
C- Charli xcx, Cimafunk, Catalina Garcia, Citizen
D- Destroy Boys, Doechii
E-
F- Florence + the Machine
G- Gracie Abrams, Goodkid, Ginger Root, Griff
H - Horsegirl, Haley Heynderickx
I- Interpol, Illuminati Hotties
J- Japanese Breakfast
K- Kandy Muse, Kendrick Lamar
L- Lola Young
M- Melanie Martinez, Monsier Periné, Mannequin Pussy, Mahmood, Mustard, Mitski, Max Garcia Conover
N-
O-

P- Phoneboy, Pitbull, Peach PRC
Q-
R- Remi Wolf
S- Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, Slayyyter, Still Woozy, Sofia Isella, Sidney Gish, Suzanne Valley, SZA, Shakira, Summer Salt, Sex Week
T- Taylor Swift, Tinashe, Troye Sivan, Tanukichan, Turnover, The Last Dinner Party
U-
V-
W- Wallice, World Trade
X-
Y-
Z-

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Apr 24

listened to a video of myself talking and realized I do actually have a jersey accent

Man with short hair smiling with a pink heart filter on him

emzie 🇨🇺@garfieldgrrrl· Apr 24

im worried personally