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gargoyle@gargoyle030· May 17

Attention @davedraeger.bsky.social : Saw this at a local coffee shop and thought to myself, “Not wrong.” 😁

Note taped to a counter that reads, “Dave is fine as hell.”

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Apr 17

These folks fall into the “Tell me you’ve never read your Bible without telling me you’ve never read your Bible,” category. 🙄

Cartoon with Pope Leo preaching words of peace and MAGA supporters hurling insults at him.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Nov 2

@ninesnorth.bsky.social : Last custom patches I had made up were from Rogue Dynamics: www.roguedynamics.com/pages/custom... Excellent work, fast turn around, and the cost for a smaller order was good.

Custom shield-shaped patch with a brown bear holding a claymore on a green field under a white feather on a blue field.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Sep 7

Doctors I trust more than RFK jr

Howard Hesseman as Dr. Johnny Fever on WKRP in Cincinnati

gargoyle@gargoyle030· May 12

@minnesotagirl.bsky.social : I had good luck with a small order (30 patches) from Rogue Dynamics (www.roguedynamics.com/pages/custom...). Seemed to communicate well and did a great job with Velcro backed patches. Reach out with questions. 🙂

Patch of coat of arms with brown bear holding a claymore sword. Above the bear and sword is a blue field with a white feather.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· May 7

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.

Man (me, eh?) pointing at the Northfield, Minnesota city limits.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Apr 27

The sad truth is far too many “christians” would cheer.

Fake headline from The Onion reading, “Returning Jesus Christ downed by U.S. missile defense 30,000 feet before making landfall.”

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Mar 2

COL (Cat On Lap) is a legit reason for not doing things.

Photo of our gray cat, Kumori, curled up and sleeping on a towel, which is on my lap.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Feb 9

This. Stand up and be counted.

Quote by Ellie Wiesel - “Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.”

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Jan 27

Flowers.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 24

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Photo of the Three Stooges drinking alcohol.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 22

We doin’ cat photos?

Blissfully happy long-hair gray house cat, curled up on its “owner’s” lap.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 15

My dad’s mom was an RN, so I learned how to make beds with hospital corners. Hated doing it as a kid, but as an adult, it gives me an odd sense of satisfaction. While these aren’t perfect, I suspect she’d give me a pass since the blanket isn’t the best for proper hospital corners. 💛

Queen sized bed, neatly made with hospital corners.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 1

Oh dear. I should probably apologize to Mr. @georgetakei.bsky.social for the language in my feed, as well as the complete and utter nonsense. Surely he does not deserve this. But I am quite flattered, albeit wildly confused.

Screen shot showing that Mr. George Takei is, for reasons that escape me, following me.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 1

Yes, I’m religious and a man of deep, unshakable conviction and faith. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Photo of Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli from the movie “The Two Towers”.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Nov 5

Adorable pic of our cat, Kumori.

Photo of our gray cat, Kumori, half asleep on my lap.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Aug 4

If you see this, post something green (if you’d like).

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Jun 10

Quick question: Is there anyone under the age of 55 who has actually heard the term “oleo” and knows that it’s another name for margarine?

Crossword puzzle where the clue is butter substitute and the correct answer is oleo.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Jun 7

Hey @crockettforreal.bsky.social : Ran across this screen grab I took a while back from the Hellsite. It still makes me smile.

Screen grab from Twitter that reads, Fuck the problem, Marry the solution, Kill the self-doubt.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· May 27

I’m not even sure I could explain this if I wanted to…

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Apr 7

#HospitalCorners My grandmother would be pleased.

Queen sized bed neatly made with hospital corners. My grandmother was a nurse and appreciated a well-made bed with hospital corners.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Mar 31

Picture of the staff who runs this BlueSky account.

Larry, Moe, and Shemp (The Three Stooges) dipping large pickles into their drinks.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Mar 31

In other news, @davedraeger.bsky.social , a photo. Uncle Bob is second from left. 😉 From a recently “liberated” family album.

Photograph of the four original members of the Hi-Lo’s, including Robert Strasen.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Mar 23

Deep sorrow and sadness at Cash’s passing. Not that I don’t love all your posts, but I always loved seeing Cash. 💛 Sending cat picture in the hope it helps…

Half asleep white and gray cat, curled up on my lap.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Feb 18

Behold, a very happy cat.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Feb 5

Can’t say I know you, but if @scalzi.com vouches for you, I believe him. Plus, depression sucks. I feel that deep down. So another cat picture for you. And here’s to better days. 🙂

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Jan 16

The *other* furry little tyrant, aka Kumori.

Gray cat with green eyes on her back, resting on a tan couch.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Jan 16

The older of the two furry little tyrants, aka Sadie. 💛

White and gray cat asleep on a towel, on my lap.

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 31

As 2023 draws to a close, I leave you with the graffiti wisdom from my neighborhood. No idea what prompted this outburst, but here you go. May the new year bring you joy and happiness.

Graffiti on a utility box that reads “Weird bitches are sexy.”

gargoyle@gargoyle030· Dec 27

I’m lucky to have grown up around a father and grandfather who knew woodworking and power tools. I have a healthy respect for how terrifying they are and, as such, still have all my fingers. This I am most proud of: