Garnet Snowfeet

@garnet

Queer horse. Trans (she/her). Pan Lesbian (you heard me). Poly. Certified Weird. 💠🏳️‍⚧️ Mommy and puppygirl wrangler. Queen of the Typos. ⚠️Warning: Occasionally horny on main, so minors DNI. I'm old. Please stop asking for "age in bio". Just let me pretend.

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Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· 9d

Life as a single mum is exhausting... But promises are promises

Screenshot of a calendar

At 17:00 is Engineering Leadership Forum
This clashes with a tentative Incident Review starting 17:30
The incident number in the title has been redacted

From 18:30, the event reads: "Make my daughter wet herself in her cute new overalls"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· 11d

I don't know what's worse, Amazon manipulating my decisions by pretending a good review is worth more than a bad one, or the fact I barely even notice anymore I hate this timeline

Screenshot of an Amazon product reviews overview

There are "2 global reviews" for this item

51% of these two reviews are 5-star, the other 49% are 1-star

Once again, there are TWO reviews...

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· 17d

Me, when @horny.choco.one 🍑❤️‍🔥

A supermarket checkout screen
Among the purchased items, one is highlighted in the picture:

"Sweet Buns Ass..."

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· 17d

How we're doing tonight you ask? My lava lamp's got your answer right here!

A lava lamp in its warming stage

The purple wax has melted into what looks like a fist with two upheld fingers

It looks like the universe will have to try harder if it wants to kill the lamp's owner

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· 22d

Things you don't want to see during a memory price crisis 😔

A terminal window running fsck
There are many errors
Eventually, the ominous line: "This does not bode well, but we'll try to go on..."

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· May 24

Today, I sadly lost my most important emotional support plushie In the middle of Confuzzled On the day of the Big Night It hurts like hell It took me all day, but I clawed way back Thanks to my wonderful partners and their support, I had a good time Here's to you, Fex See you on the chromostream

A close-up of a corgi plushie being held to cover my face
He has a green mohawk and a grey hoodie

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· May 15

Mommy's got plans for a fun night in with her babygirl 😊

On a chair, a collection of:
* a bag of alphabet cookies
* the children's book "The Dinky Donkey"
* a pink diaper
* a magic wand

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· May 15

Fixed it, but that snap is barely holding on!

A close-up of her diapered crotch. The diaper is clearly soggy and swollen. The onesie is stretched tight enough to challenge the corner snap.

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Apr 12

This reminded me of a poem I wrote for someone very special while we were dating Maybe it'll resonate with some of you and your long-distance relationships

Distance

The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

Wide and deep and unforgiving
A nasty gash across my heart
That leaves me hurting
Leaves me yearning

Makes missing you
Impossible to bear

The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

And on the other side
Your touch
Those tender fingers, softest skin
The warmth of hand on hand
Of sweet embraces

On the other side
Your voice
Confident and proud
Or soft and afraid
But always beautiful

On the other side
Your warmth,
Your wicked smiles and innuendo
The safety that comes from knowing, understanding

On the other side
Your kiss

The cruellest thing on planet Earth is the Atlantic Ocean

A sea of tears of my own making
As I look up at the moon
And I remember

I always will remember

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Mar 19

Something tells me I'm not quite awake this morning. Not sure what it is, though...

A bowl, filled with coffee, next to a mug full of breakfast cereal

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Mar 18

You're so real for that, atoms... Don't you hate it when you get double-frustrated?

Clipping from Science News reads, "A strange new quantum state appears when atoms get 'frustrated' - A newly discovered 'double-frustrated' material could give scientists a powerful new handle on exotic quantum magnetic states."

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Feb 24

You've got to love the NHS and their cheerful optimism sometimes. 😔 At this point it honestly feels like they actively despise everyone who walks through the door

A narrow hallway, windows on one side, bars across the window sills. On the other, a purple door.

A sign on the door reads, "Have a sit (sic) and I will call you"

On the opposite wall, there is another sign: "Please don't sit here"

There is nowhere else to sit and little room to stand.

A close-up of the door with the "Have a sit" sign

A close-up of the opposite wall with the "Do not sit" sign

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Feb 15

Somewhere in the 1980s, with their own hands, someone drew this beautifully ditzy doe face. And it does more for me than anything AI has ever produced.

A TV screen showing a closeup still of Jerrica Benton from the animated show Jem and the Holograms.
She looks stunned, but in a wonderfully silly way.

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Feb 3

Last night, surrounded by all my partners, my dom collared me We signed the contract, they put it right up on the wall If it weren't for the weight around my neck and the marks all over my body, I would not believe it really happened I am the happiest girl in the world. I love them all so much

A heavy day collar worn around a naked woman's neck, featuring pendants in the shape of the triple goddess.
Her upper body still shows pen markings denoting the prime cuts.

A frame on a wall, displaying a sheet of paper.
The actual text is blurred, but two different styles of hand writing are barely fiddle

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 18

Another one of those conspicuous loads of laundry... 👉👈🙂‍↕️

A drying rack with a pair of doe-print panties, a single pair of socks, two large towels, and literally nothing else...? 🤔

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Dec 14

Bathroom? What bathroom?

A purple banner with the image of a pen and black text in script font: "Write an erotic story in only three words"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Nov 13

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Oct 29

If you come across this post, post your Sona not smiling. Well, we all knew how this was going to go... 🎨 Raveneevee (FA)

A drawing of Garnet, an anthro Clydesdale, stopped dead in her tracks, wetting herself while still holding on to the door in front of her.
She is decidedly not smiling.

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Aug 28

A short animated gif of Corporal Hicks from Aliens lamenting, "That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jul 26

Whoever you are, in my book you won Trans Pride in London today. You are a hero. I salute you.

In a crowd of trans rights protesters with flags and placards stands a figure wearing a chain mail cowl, carrying a battle standard made of a trans and a rainbow flag. The standard is battered and battle-scarred, holes burnt into the fabric. But they stand undefeated, holding it up as if to rally their troops.

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jul 1

I could not imagine a better outfit for dilating in than this new t-shirt by the amazing @artistic.choco.one Despite everything going on right now, I am proud of who I am and how far I've come.

A woman on a bed, naked from the waist disc, legs apart, holding a vaginal dilator in place.
She is wearing a grey t-shirt with a printed design: a cool-as-fuck bunny girl with shades, wearing a collar and tag that reads "1312". Text around the outside reads, "Too transgender for the law".

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Apr 17

Don't make me tap the sign...

A photograph of the infamous historic Daily Mail front page with the story headlined, "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Apr 3

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 27

Well! There was a time when I actually was a wolf, but since that's out, hmm... I think I might be a reindeer? Definitely an ungie! 😊

An NGL question reads: "If you weren't a horse, what species would you be? (wolf are verboten tho)"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 13

This one's easy: Omorashi is easily my biggest and longest-running kink, but it's rare enough that I've never consistently had anyone in my life who'd indulge me. On a side note, wetting myself has become a whole new level of excitement after bottom surgery. 🫠

NGL question reads, "What's a kink you rarely if ever get to practice, but enjoy regardless?"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 13

The answer is boring, sorry. 🙂 There was a time when furry friends called me Gargath, or Gar for short. When I started to transition, I felt guilty a lot for imposing on others and didn't want everybody to have to give up that shorthand. I simply wanted a name in liked that started with Gar...

NGL question reads, "How did you come to choose Garnet as a name?"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 13

This question is certainly bigger than fits into a tweet, but I wanted to address it anyway because, whoever you are out there, you deserve at least that much. I know that because nobody is irredeemable. 1/3

NGL question reads, "What do I do when I completely hate myself? I genuinely cannot see whatever it is anyone else sees about me"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 13

This is a tough one. I'd have to say some sort of support class, probably a healer, cleric or cyberdoc. I don't like having to take charge and I get a lot of satisfaction out of helping others.

An NGL question reads, "Lock a system, any system - What's your preferred class? Cyberpunk rigger? Shadowing shaman? DND ranger?"

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 13

Am I the only one who finds this language menacing...? Living in Britain already feels like being stuck in a mental institution. Now we're being administered things against our will, too.

Newspaper clipping with highlighted text reads, '...Starmer [...] vowed [...] new push to "mainline AI into the veins" of Britain [...]'

Garnet Snowfeet@garnet· Jan 12

Whoever you are, I thank you ❤️ I'm getting better at feeling it, too, but it's a long road... Unrelated, but I also really appreciate your use of the Oxford comma 😊