Garry Messick
@garrymessick
Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly. (*I made that up.)
Federal agents recently told a New York woman to delete an Instagram post she made that called for the indictment of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who killed Renee Good. BTW, that’s a picture of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, below, who killed Renee Good, and who should be indicted for murder.
A line from the original run of Twin Peaks. It’s true, of course. But now we also have unprecedented government corruption that makes no attempt to hide itself, thanks to you know who.
If Trump thinks he’s Jesus, maybe they should nail him up and see if he comes back in 3 days. I think that would be a worthwhile experiment.
The latest musings from the stupidest motherfucker ever to sit in the Oval Office: 1. Gavin Newsom is dumb because he has dyslexia. 2. Newsom, being president of the United States, should not have a disability that makes him stupid. 3. Cuba is great, because it’s not in a hurricane zone.
I can’t imagine why Noem or anyone would be “really turned on” by Trump, but Corey Lewandowski must by way jealous.
The death toll from a U.S. strike on an Iranian girls’ school has reached 85.
Wow! What better recommendation do you need to check out the sketch comedy podcast American Doom, available wherever you get your podcasts?
The Senate will need a veto-proof majority to get the files released, and I don’t know if that’s possible.
From Mike’s translation of the Bible: “Blessed are they who ignore the starving multitudes whilst refraining from wringing the weasel, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.
Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?