GarthVanBell

@garthvanbell

He/Him/His 💀🧊963🧊💀- Iyslander Northern Nevada #KGLW weirdo #TheWheelOfTime Book & Show nerd Software Engineer Nothingmancer

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GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· 15d

I have dreams about O2ing one to yard, playing one from hand, then playing the one from yard, then Tap Lessons Past’ing the one just played back into my deck.

King Harlus from Mount and Blade exemplifying his position as the Butterlord

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· 21d

Who told you my Iyslander deck list name?

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· 23d

I found the backrooms

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· 25d

It was great meeting James White, having a brief convo, and thanking him for #fabtcg What a nice fella!

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· 25d

80 locked for #fabtcg Calling Las Vegas. Excited to be on Jarl

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Mar 6

Dang dude! Same! I’ve got 12 hours, 15 hours, or 8 hour drives if I want to make the ones near me!

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Jul 10

This is me pups Luna and Charlie

A black and white husky dog with heterochromia standing in front of a chair and door on a laminate floor. She has a tiny Cowboy hat on her head

A Labrador/border collie/pit mix with a jacket on in the snow squinting at the camera

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· May 28

This number is much higher than I actually expected it to be!

User stats detailing when they joined FaBrary. This user joined on September 8th, 2022 with 98.32% of users joining after them

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· May 8

Without context, post a random picture from your camera roll

A skeleton lying on a garage floor with a red cloth emerging from its ribs

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· May 6

True story

A meme featuring ps2 kratos with his arms spread on a dark background. It reads “James White. Give us back Iyslander and my life is yours”

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Apr 23

Four Cards to get to know me. I miss Iyslander, guys. As any of my locals can tell you, I’m really annoying about it

Iyslander, Stormbind from the TCG Flesh and Blood.

Channel Lake Frigid, an Ice Action Aura from the TCG Flesh and Blood

Ice Eternal, an Elemental Wizard Iyslander Specialization from the TCG Flesh and Blood

Frost Hex, an Ice Wizard Affliction from the TCG Flesh and Blood

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Apr 22

You can have your dishonors when my wife comes home

Iyslander channeling the Ice Aether and screaming at the camera

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Apr 6

Garth! The lad loves swingin big hunks of metal around.

A hunter in armor with a greatsword standing next to his palico and seikret. The palico is outfitted with caped fur armor and has a large sword on its back. The hunter’s armor is plated steel, but has fur accents around the greaves and his collar.

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Mar 18

“All aboard the Gravy Boat to the BONE ZONE”

Gravy Bones, Shipwrecked Looter hero card from the TCG Flesh and Blood.

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Mar 13

A pic you’d use as an album cover

A bi( fake skeleton standing 9! A lawn next to a tree in front of a house with gray paneling and black trim.

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Feb 18

#FabTCG #ArmoryReport As Cindra R1: 💀 vs Nuu: CyB is really a card. Gravekeeping needs to be in, I think. R2: 🏆 vs Boltyn: Hit the nuts, ended 29-0 R3: 💀 vs Boltyn: Triple Lumina’d from Triple Beacon. Not a whole lot we can do without knowing that they have that. Hard to be mad, tho. GEM pack

Full-art Marvel Uzuri from the TCG Flesh and Blood

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Jan 21

My cousin gifted me some of his old discs to learn on and not have to worry about beating the hell out of as I repeatedly wing them into the ground/trees/etc. as I somehow learn to control these things 🤣

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Jan 21

Had a great time this long weekend visiting my old stomping grounds in the Bay Area. Wild to see how much has changed, and surprisingly how much hasn’t!

Natural bridges with the waves crashing on the shore

Trout Gulch crossing and clock near my old elementary school

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Dec 28

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

A man squishing his face down and angling the camera unflatteringly

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Dec 18

My #fabtcg 2024 in retrospect. I played a lot more Nuu, and honestly did much better, than I thought I did. I think I need to stick with Assassin for a bit, I really enjoy those play lines. Thanks @deviled3ggs.bsky.social for the fantastic graphic!!

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Dec 4

I am unsurprised by the top two, but I think my sleep playlist skewed my 3-5 and my top songs haha. #kglw #spotifywrapped #amigothedevil

A Spotify wrapped with King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Amigo the Devil, Max Cooper, Aphex Twin, and Dan Deacon as the top artists. The top songs are Xtal, When I Was Done Dying, Alrighty Aphrodite, Order from Chaos, and Impermanence.

A Spotify wrapped tile designating the user as a top 0.5% listener of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Dec 2

And it’s been in the mid 20s all week! Definitely Jarl time 🥶🧊 #fabtcg

The Jarl armory deck from flesh and blood held in the neon glow of an LGS

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 28

First thanksgiving I cooked for the family turned out great. Everyone had enough to eat, and the turkey turned out juicy

Looking down upon the turkey I hath wrought

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 27

Jarl vs current non-MST Aggro. Sticking CLF for 2 turns twice and 3 turns once was really gross. Pummel’d an Oaken Old, as well. #fabtcg 🥶❄️🧊

Someone saying “good game” and their opponent responding “no”

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 27

This is fun, I like picking these

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 25

So proud of our hometown hero repping Ira. Wyatt cleaned house at 9-3. Barely bubbled 9th at the young age of 14. Got a photo of him and his coach today. Better watch out, this kid is a terror. #fabtcg

A proud coach throws an arm around his young prodigy

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 23

Alright but first these breakfast sandwiches are ridiculously good #portland #calling #fabtcg

An absolutely ridiculously good looking breakfast sandwich with melting cheese, eggs, and ham

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 23

Partial crew having a great dim sum night! Absolutely delicious #fabtcg

Five large gentlemen beginning their quest to conquer a mountain of dumplings, sake, and beer

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 22

This is the stupidly large big set up combo I mathed and @deviled3ggs.bsky.social turned into a lovely graphic. If you take out the two turn setup and just do it in one it’s still like 58 damage?

A graphic describing an arcane one turn kill combo involving energy potions, healing potions, Aether flare, and forked lightning

GarthVanBell@garthvanbell· Nov 20

First time scratch making Green Bean casserole. Didn’t want to clean up the mess from frying onions, so it’s bereft of the topping crunch. The cream of mushroom was deliciously easy to make. Turned out well, I think. Gotta prep before the fam comes over