Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Jun 4 I did it! Behold, the real dream team
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Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Jun 3 Okay, Kareem, KD, and Harden getting me closer
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 25 Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 22 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 22 Tickets purchased. Gary turned off the eco mode in his hatchback and drove it to the theater like it was the goddamn Millennium Falcon.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 5 My point is… I got it right!
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Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 5 Nope. I’m wearing a helmet.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 5 Went to the desert, licked this funny toad, and now seeing double.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· May 5 Look, it was just like bullseyeing womp rats back home. Gary shut his eyes, made a wish, and blew up the fucking Deathstar.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 22 Figured it’s about time I reveal the man behind the Muppet and post a picture of my real self.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 19 If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 19 This would explain all the strange occurrences in the abandoned cubicle next to the copy machine
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 17 post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
Gary’s best boy and partner in crime. You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 16 EVERYONE POST THEIR FLYEST FIT RIGHT NOW.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Apr 13 So they want to worship an orange muppet?
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Mar 29 Both men’s and women’s brackets. Much March Sadness.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Mar 14 Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.
Looks sweet but foul-mouthed and loves chaos
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Mar 10 It’s early. She’s still in bed.
Gary Muppet@garymuppet· Mar 8 Well, Gary had had enough. But instead of going to bed, he stepped into the quantum leap accelerator and vanished.
