Zander
@gassiestshark
23 years old and I like men fucking farting
Oh cool, hot dad! I should follow them so I- WHAT DID I DO???!!!???? Was it the farting…. :( I’m sorry I’m such a HIMBO GASBAG!!!
Today’s episode of How Petty is Zander? I remembered this dude who used to talk to me, seemed cool, then blocked me out of nowhere. I block everyone that blocks me here idgaf, I will search up your username to personally deliver a “girl FUCK you too”
I’m talking *GGRROOAANN* OOOUUGGGH FUUUCK MY GURGLEGUT IS SHAKING THE GROUND… *thud!* *crash!* *shatter!* OH GOD THINGS ARE ALREADY BREAKING, IMAGINE HOW BAD IT’LL BE WHEN I START FUCKIN’ FARTING!! *GGUURRRGGGLLBBLLRRAOOAR* AGH FUCK IT’S COMING IT’S COMIING…! I’M SORRY I’M SUCH A HYPERFARTIN’ HIMBO!
And the video that started it all… can you tell I love fat gassy zards yet
Might as well post the Other Big Zard animation Moobs made for me - in this one, you took the himbo Zard to a mountain resort, where he cleared out the whole buffet. He was just about to confess his undying love for you when his gut starts grumbling something fierce… and he… can’t… hold… it…!
Animated by @mloobis.bsky.social Don’t act all smug and confident when you clear out a dozen plates on a date - especially not when your facade can be easily broken. The shy himbo can barely hold back the results of his own gluttony! I don’t think Charizard here is getting a second date…
It really was all furries who made up the core population for the first couple million users 💅😭
This is the biggest he’s ripped that I’ve got in art, but do know he’s ripped plenty a fart capable enough to destroy skyscrapers! He doesn’t stink much (at least not totally overwhelming) but he makes up for that in sheer force and quantity~
I think you can to some extent- though it might depend on other user’s settings. Here is a shark