Haggard Pedestrian (@gaudeeznutz) · DIRTY

Haggard Pedestrian

@gaudeeznutz

I formerly drafted grocery stores & currently wonder what I did to fall so far from god’s graces. Giving the best by date a run for its money. Expect skeets concerning Walla Walla. I use this account to complain

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Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· 14d

my cousins keep sending me this like I’m gonna listen

screenshot of a post from somewhere with an image of a ripped humanoid folded over with bussy fully out and poppin. the caption says “Doing this pose strengthens your back, tummy, hips and legs while improving blood flow and digestion.”

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· 15d

can I get a yas slay werk kween

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· 17d

alright, who applied the sepia filter to outside

photo that looks like a sepia filter was applied, but it’s actually wind-blown smoke from fires to the west. the air was finally below 50 AQI this morning, but not anymore :(

Also I can stare at the sun and not go blind right now

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· 19d

providing pertinent review comments

annotation on a drawing set that says “FILL AND GROUT HOLES AFTER REROUTE (JEFF ENTER WHAT YOU WANT HERE)” I provided a mark-up that says “Jeff, please enter what you want here, or delete this note”

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· 28d

use other can

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jul 11

website is in the account’s bio

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jul 5

fixed it

some neonazi put a patriot front sticker on a road sign, which is ugly and gross

I put a sticker of Anita Bryant after getting pied in the face overtop of the sticker so anyone who didn’t see the first sticker can’t tell what it is, which is funny and my patriotic duty

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 30

still gay

pride flag over downtown Walla Walla. in the foreground is a retaining wall that’s painted in a rainbow gradient

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 29

gays and gals, good night

vividly orange-pink sunset covered by the blue-gray clouds beneath

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 27

still gay

pride flag over downtown is still flying high and has been getting plenty of wind these past few days. I hope walla walla stays gay forever

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 22

also

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 22

let it be known that I saw a dam today

sign that says “I’m not always an asshole. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.” The sign has a cord made of twine that is stuck to the gray wall by a yellow piece of tape

Monolith joint, bay 2 on left, bay 3 on right. There is a fire extinguisher in Bay 3. There is water leaking through the bottom of the joint onto the green terrazzo wall base

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 22

gays and gals, good night

walla walla solstice sunset, as seen as golden orange cast upon a wall in the shape of a window. in the window frame is a lampshade and the outline of a plant. also seen are the pullchord and rotation wand to the blinds. The orange glow reflections onto the perpendicular wall. good night

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 21

Now who put a photo of the Griffith Observatory as a photo for the Vista House on apple maps?

First photo in the “about” section on apple maps for the Vista House, which is perched atop a cliff at the opening of the Columbia River Gorge, is actually a photo of the Griffith Observatory, which is famously in Los Angeles, California. The second photo is actually of the Vista House, looking eastward into the Columbia River Gorge.

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 14

my liege

photo of Dick Advocaat, the coach of the Curaçao national team. die deutsche mannschaft scored just after the 5 minute mark, and mr advocaat is not happy

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 14

been a long time supporter of die deutsche mannschaft, but I have to cheer for Curaçao today because their coach’s name is Dick Advocaat

photo of Curaçao’s starting lineup. The coach’s name (en Español, Director Téchnico) is Dick Advocaat

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 13

he really waited until the last possible second to ruin my perfect day of score predictions 😭 (happy for gio tho)

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 10

mfw the sea lions are corolla-sized

marie gluesenkamp-perez reacting to some kind of interview in 2024. Her eyes are bulging like the other interviewee said something stupid and offensive (he probably did)

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 6

does your pride festival have a magician???

Magician at Walla Walla Pride to bring all the whimsy and magic

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 6

Walla Walla is BIG GAY today

massive pride flag above the old Liberty Theater in downtown Walla Walla. It is a beautiful gay saturday

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 6

unfortunately not gay little shorts weather for walla walla pride

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 5

I’m going to be so normal about this

the love of my life, singer/songwriter ryan beatty released his first single since his last album “Calico” in 2023. You can hear the Maggie Rogers influence on this. At the top of the album artwork for the single is the phrase “sweet fortune”, which is assumedly the name of his next album. Now I have to live at least as long as it takes for the album to come out

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 4

girlfriends

photo of the evening sky featuring Venus and Jupiter, who are dating and are girlfriends

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 4

good sunset 2nite

walla walla sunset. The lowering sun catches the low-hanging clouds and casts rays of lights into the bottom of the graying clouds above

same sunset but 5 minutes later. No rays of light but the high altitude precipitation shines red in the middle of the photo. The clouds on the horizon are breaking up to reveal a yellow sky far in the distance

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· Jun 2

getting the “be a referee” tramp stamp

photo of UEFA champions league referee from behind. Just above the hem of the shirt, at the small of his back, is “BE A REFEREE” in large bold text. Looks kinda like a tramp stamp

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· May 31

so satisfying to see the glimmer of the needle while appliquéing in the sun

two hands hold fabric and needle. A teal fabric with a floral pattern is appliquéd to a pink fabric with leave and butterfly patterns. The needle, with a bite of both fabrics, shines at it’s point from the sunlight

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· May 30

today Walla Walla is GAY

Proclamation from the Mayor of Walla Walla, Gustavo Reyna, designating June 2026 as Pride Month in Walla Walla

In the background there is the Pride Inclusion flag on a banner lining Colville Street. In the foreground is a cropped mural to show the words Walla Walla

Big gay Pride Inclusion Flag banner on Main Street, taken across the street from Hot Poop. There are banners all the way down Main Street.

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· May 25

lest you forget there is a bird jail

photo of birds in bird jail. The prisoner’s name is listed on the enclosure as “Created Pigeon”. The system is unjust, as no trial date will ever be set

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· May 22

let it be known that I saw a dam today

shadows from powerlines cast upon the face of the dam

storage shed. the rustication pattern casts a sawtooth pattern onto the sectional overhead doors. In the central support that separates the shed into two bays, there is a sign that says “caution hot work area”

interested in what kind of hot work happens in this area

flammable
keep fire away

picture of the spillway gates from the foot of the dam, taken through a field of uncapped rebar

Haggard Pedestrian@gaudeeznutz· May 21

let it be known that I saw a dam today

photo of a “NO EXIT” sign. The sign is sitting on the floor leaning against the wall, positioned to the left of a wall mounted door stop. The no exit sign shows a black pictograph of a man with a cowboy hat walking towards a door frame, with a large red circle with a slash around it. beneath the pictograph it says “NO EXIT”

photo of a wing wall with terrazzo wall base that wraps around the wall. The dividers in the terrazzo frustratingly do not align with the edge of the terrazzo wall base divider.

photo of a door and frame on the reverse side. there is acoustical foam mounted to the face of the door. the hinges create way too much space between the door leaf and the frame rabbet