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Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· May 8

Is this what democracy looks like?

Headline: A Michigan farm town voted down plans for a giant OpenAI-Oracle data center. Weeks later, construction began.

Headline: Around 42,000 people cast mail ballots before Louisiana halted congressional primaries to gerrymander

Headline: Virginia Supreme Court blocks Democratic congressional map, boosting GOP midterm hopes

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· May 3

I live in daily fear that someday 47 will say he likes to flirt with men or whatever and then his Wikipedia page will say "first out LGBT President of the United States".

Headline of AOC speculating that we may have already had a gay president

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Mar 22

Paradise season 2 episode 1:

Comic panel - an old woman lies in a bed with Link standing over her. She says "Zelda, I'm dying". He says "My name is Link." Comic by Safely Endangered.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Feb 4

Falling in love with another TV show with only 6 episodes

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 30

Fat Furry Friday 🐻

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 29

Name your fav dinner scene

The crew of the Nostromo sitting around the dinner table in Alien (1979)

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 25

Lara Croft is my dad

Angelina Jolie and Sophie Turner as Lara Croft

Theatrical poster for Tomb Raider starring Alicia Vikander

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 17

Do it it’s fun

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 16

Ben Franklin's fuckass fur hat (he was only wearing it because his scalp was covered in visible sores)

A cracked, old painting of Ben Franklin wearing a shapeless, ugly fur hat

A drawing of Ben Franklin holding a book and wearing that stupid fucking hat

Michael Douglas in the Apple TV series Franklin, wearing The Hat

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 14

Natasha Lyonne and Clea DuVall at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards 2026 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel

Natasha is wearing a silver dress with an open back. She is leaning on Clea's shoulder. Clea is wearing a dark, loose suit and has her arm around Natasha's waist.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 11

Him was fun. I liked Julia Fox and I loved the ending.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 11

Tonight's double feature: Him (2025) and Her (2013)

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Jan 6

Do you think William T Sherman and Ulysses S Grant and Abe Lincoln ever explored each other's bodies?

William T Sherman, Ulysses S Grant, and Abe Lincoln in discussion aboard a steamer called River Queen during the final days of the Civil War. Painting by George P. A. Healy.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 19

INNERCHILD - Joseph Lee

A painting by Joseph Lee. A young boy depicted in abstract painterly brushstrokes on a light gray background. His ears protrude from his head. His hair is flat to his scalp. His complexion is shades of beige and bright pink. His facial features are obscured by broad brush strokes. His ears are like quotation marks around his face.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 18

Do you think Lewis and Clark ever explored each others' bodies?

William Clark and Meriwether Lewis of the Lewis and Clark Expedition

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 11

Geordie La Forge is lowkey an incel

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 10

Introduce yourself with four spaceships (I lost my virginity with the Firefly DVD menu playing in the background)

Starbuck piloting a Viper in Battlestar Galactica

U.S.S. Enterprise NC-1701-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 7

Taco Bell

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Dec 5

Pluribus Season 1 Episode 6

JD Vance Begins to Suspect There Another Group Chat, above a picture of JD Vance looking dejected, above another headline, "JD Vance wrote in the leaked Signal group chat: "This chat's kind of dead. Anything going on?""

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Nov 10

I felt left out 💦

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Nov 8

Predator Badlands is excellent! Elle Fanning eats. Danny Trachtenberg is on an epic run.

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Nov 7

A young Martin Mull suggestively holding a banana and two apples

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Nov 6

Meanwhile in Michigan...

A traffic sign reading "Exit 69: Big Beaver Road"

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Nov 3

Predaturemberg double feature this weekend?

Movie poster for Predator Badlands, in theaters November 7

Movie poster for Nuremberg, in theaters November 7

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 31

I put on my robe and wizard hat 🧙‍♂️🪄🔮

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 24

Today is my 40th birthday and I woke up fantasizing about your fat cock #fcf

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 20

Just had an amazing weekend and there’s another one just around the corner. Hope everyone has a great day ☀️

Me in pink shorts, a blue tank top, purple backwards cap, rainbow sunglasses

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 12

Seated (mostly just for Greta)

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 4

In Final Fantasy Tactics, every character has a different playstyle and thus different "tactics”. Mustadio’s tactic is “gun”.

Mustadio in Final Fantasy Tactics. He’s holding up a gun and saying, “This is a weapon called a pistol.”

Gay Wizard@gay-wizard· Oct 4

In 1997 I was 11 years old and I had a crush on Mustadio and I did not understand those feelings 🥰 #finalfantasytactics