Gennyfer

@gennyfer

Maine is my home. I think I’m from Philly. Was born in NY. No DMs unless I know you. Ridiculously happily married. She/her pronouns but they/them will not offend if it’s easier. #AuDHD #CPTSD

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Gennyfer@gennyfer· 6d

Because Margaret Atwood may have been slightly off. They want us all to be blow-up dolls. The scariest thing I’ve seen as Halloween season arrives is one of our most beloved feminist icons given marlago face in Spirit Halloween.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· 6d

As a fungi enthusiast and slime mold obsessed nerd I love being able to use picture identification after hikes. Also identifying plants in my yard so I don’t remove things I want to keep is great. But I just found out my son is a blue pine tree. His name is Forrest but this was unexpected.

A cropped picture of a torso of a seemingly human person wearing a red and black plaid shirt with a black tshirt underneath crossing their hands in front with the image search results underneath.

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Pine
Genus of plants in the conifer family Pinacea

Blue Pine
Species of plant

Gennyfer@gennyfer· 12d

Great shot, they kind of look like sea horses in an undersea bed of seaweed. Here is my shot where when I zoomed in later I realized I’d captured proof of where they got their name. BOO! 👻

A cluster of ghost pipe plants with pale pink stems and white bell like flowers in the iconic ghost in a sheet costume shape, some having a few petals flaring out like wings. As these pigmentless parasitic plants decay rapidly to black. One of the blooms has started the decay process iconic with two black dots where a trick-or-treating child would cut eye holes. I did not notice this until looking at the picture in indoor lighting later.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· 12d

This breezy listing has some contradictory verbiage, but the price is right. “Condition may not support habitability” and yet “Total interior livable area: 1,828 sqft Finished area above ground: 1,828”. Link 🔗 below

A picture from a Zillow listing at 13318 Hartford Rd Rast Cleveland OH for $10,000.

The building is lumped over missing significant structural pieces like a roof windows, the vines may be holding it up.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· 12d

Gennyfer@gennyfer· 24d

Does my use of the word “google” in this insta comment or just being her parent make me old? I kinda feel old either way. Hey kids sit on your own cars to take rainy night THOT pics in sandpaper clothing. Do we still say THOT? Inquiring moms wanna know? How cringe am I? Is cringe still a thing?

gennyfer Google: how to buff your mom's new truck's paint when you scratch it with your glitter dress

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Jul 12

A week after putting this photo shoot prop blanket down @elena-albino.bsky.social was the first to spot one of our black cats on the blanket. She did not have her phone in hand so I got first pic!! Hoping for a double next.

Andromeda the black cat, cozily ensconced on a throw blanket adorned with many black cats gazing from large glowing yellow cat eyes.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Jun 28

There are blankets and weighted blankets. There are lapdogs and…

A young blonde woman with darker roots wearing a black Tshirt sitting cross legged on a dark blue upholstered recliner one black clad knee showing with a large golden retriever snuggled like the “just a baby” he is on her lap.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Jun 22

My quick hike last evening to see the beaver damn my daughter was sure was happening (it was not) at least showed me some of these pretties. The last is the other side of the log.

Multiple Ganoderma tsugae shelf fungus on a fallen log.

Ganoderma tsugae shelf fungus on a fallen log. It’s very shiny shades of orange red and pink. This one is curled up and less shelf looking.

Ganoderma tsugae shelf fungus on a fallen log. Coral, orange,yellow bands ending in a pristine white band.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Jun 9

If aliens come to harvest us for food we’re gonna give them food poisoning. Exhibit A:

A gaudy red white and blue box with an eagle wearing black sunglasses in a circle on the top left corner. The words XL*flushable wipes on the top red band. The asterisk points to white lettering at the portion that says for flushing see bottom panel. As I’ve looked into this issue, if you have a septic tank it’s bad to flush these, if you live in a town or city your public works is begging you not to flush these as they will contribute to/ cause fatbergs and no one wants fatbergs adding to our public tax burdens. Look them up or don’t because eeeew… just trust me.

The large white band has simple firework graphics alongside the words DUDE WIPES with a red white and blue graphic of a poop share popsicle straddling the white and blue bands next to the word popsicle.

Bellow that more firework graphics with the words popsicle scented wipes.

Then a line of black lettering 8| 48CT PACKS, 384 WIPES 7X7 IN (17.8 X 17.8 cm)

Gennyfer@gennyfer· May 16

Obviously we are trapped forever. So Saturday is not happening.

Two people on one recliner trapped irrevocably under a tiny curled up yorkiepoo named Thor wearing a pink plaid collar and a grey tick collar.
The t-shirt on the left has has a picture of a burning light blue skull with orange flame eyes. On the right it reads ADHD on the left it reads AUTISM in block print. Underneath in fancy script the word “Trauma.”

Below in smaller orange lettering can be read part of
AUDHD - THE SIMPLE JOY OF BEING MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Apr 15

An iceberg seen from
Above and below the waterline. Above water the caption reads: How pathetic people think JD Vance is

Below water the much larger part of the iceberg caption reads: How pathetic he actually is

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Apr 12

My weekends are like this.

A brown tabby cat staring off into the middle distance leaning on a wistful looking schnorgi gazing at the photographer. They are resting atop a comfy looking blue couch.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Apr 4

This needs alt text, and so I shall…

A white man with silver hair wearing glasses smirking ina a navy blue sweatshirt with the words “I want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral”.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 24

Some silk tie dyed eggs to enjoy.

A black and white diagonally striped tie with an egg atop it with a lighter image of the the same print on the tie with a few break through splotches of white on the egg.

A swatch of silk kerchief with a blue and green floral pattern. Atop is an egg that was dyed from the tie. The pattern came out looking more abstract, with very striking black outlines the colors are predominantly green and gold.

A clear three tiered egg stand with thirty-two elaborately colored eggs displayed on the tiers.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 17

I think I need to blow stuff out of eggs on this second sick day. My dremel pens are charging. Now to get some oomph. Ooomph where are you? The silk eggs are happening. Photo for inspiration.

A piece of a red silk tie with a n oval pattern with half blooms inside. Resting on top is an egg that has been dyed using the silk, it is paler than the tie and some of the ovals became circles , some are stretched out smears. The egg is reminiscent of more artistic dyed eggs from various cultures.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 16

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz:

An image of the cheap rumpled green Zara jacket worn by Melanie Trump seen from behind that reads "I really don't care, do you?" The word “I” obscured and “really” are partly obscured by the hood. A white arm is seen holding open the door of the black vehicle she is entering. This image was taken in 2018 when she was traveling to visit children separated from their families at the border.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 16

Sharing with ALT text.

Ted Lieu on camera:
"The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped children."
A sitting congressman said this on the record.
UNUM
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C-SPAN
6:26 AM • 3/10/26 • 2.8M Views

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 15

Read the alt text to see the black bars removed. It is truncated, so you may remove them yourself by copy and pasting into your own document to read in its entirety. Spoiler alert. Most of the black bars say Trump under them.

The image has black bars over Trump’s name, which are removed when copied and pasted.
11. On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance.
12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff,
, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff
During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff
loudly pleaded with
Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking
Plaintiff
in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he
wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J.
Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff,
in tears asked Defendant Trump
what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion".
13. On the first occasion involving the Defendant, Jeffrey E. Epstein, the Plaintiff, was forced to disrobe into her bra and panties and to give a full body massage to Defendant Epstein while he was completely naked. During the massage, Defendant Epstein physically forced Plaintiff Johnson to touch his erect penis with her bare hands and to clean up his ejaculated semen after he achieved sexual orgasm.
14. On the second occasion involving the Defendant, Jeffrey Epstein, the Plaintiff, was again forced to disrobe into her bra and panties while giv…

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Mar 13

This belongs here.

An X post from Stephen King stating: “Donald Trump is worse than any horror story I’ve written.”

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Feb 22

Welp. This is ominous. These towns are just closed down. I can’t get to work tomorrow without driving through at least one of these so guess I’ve got a snow day.

Probably meant to be parking ban but a local news station posted as if whole towns were closed for a full day or even longer for Biddeford, Maine. This make the old saying “you can’t get there from here” have fresh life in 2026.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Feb 13

Here’s a comic of Batman standing behind Wonder Woman in the Oval Office. Wonder Woman is holding onto the Lasso of Truth which is wrapped around a black figure with bulging eyes and smoke rising. Wonder Woman says “The Lasso of Truth. It just caused the President to burst into flames!”

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Feb 13

Here’s one of my void demons.

A black cat with an enormous belly soaking up the sun on a beige marble table top staring at the camera person as if to say “”Rub my belly!”

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Jan 8

Because we all need something to smile about I will share the view from my sauna this morning. Adora only has time for me when my daughter is away. Those eyebrows… my grandbaby can have anything she wants. Well except mommy to skip her trip for a wedding. #catseveryday

Seen through a glass door with red lighting and a reflection of wood slats a wide eyed cat stares through the glass into your soul. She has perfectly placed pale eyebrows making her eyes look even wider. She is utterly adorable and aptly named Adora.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 28

We’re saying goodbye to our beloved Odie tomorrow. I desperately want to change my mind and say no, but I think that’s my selfish side. This is so damn hard.

An orange cat with soulful yellow gold eyes.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 24

Snow covered landscape with tall white pines in the background.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 22

Also have I shown you my capture that illustrates exactly why they are called ghost pipes? Zoom in on the bottom right bell.

A cluster of ghost pipes plants with light pink stems and white ghost shaped flowers in front of a rotting log. One of the flowers is starting to decay with two black dots placed as if they’re ghost eye cutouts in a white sheet costume.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 17

A schnorgi playing “paint me like one of your French girls.” Laying on his side belly exposed on top of a brown blanket and a pillow.

A schnorgi and a tabby cat grooming each other on top of a brown blanket on a dark blue couch

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 14

Of course I wrote this, then went to Sam’s Club and saw this after going on the dairy cooler to not buy whole milk from an empty pallet. Oh and prices were really up on items. The cat litter we get was on sale for a few $ off to bring it to the price from last time we bought it.

Huge freezer room in Sam’s club mostly empty with only a few items.

Gennyfer@gennyfer· Dec 11