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ultimate geoff

@geoffreigh

i have a tbi. 🫨 🧠 🫨 sometimes it really OBVIOUS i am no longer crazy

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ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· 26d

now watching

Christian Mingle the movie from 2014 with Lacey Chabert.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· 28d

every. damn. time.

r/TwoSentenceHorror: I feel the anaesthesia take hold as I lie on the surgical table.
Just before I pass out I hear the doctor say: "move him to the penis explosion chamber"

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jul 8

steve french

My cat laying on me obscuring half my face. I’m laying on a pillow

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jul 6

Two panel drawing. First panel is a man looking down screaming “Oh my god! Someone put shit in my pants!” and the second panel is him shit flying out of his pants as he sprints to the bathroom.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jul 5

into the breach

the alleged time machine alleged time traveler john titor used

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jul 4

no patines

List of tiktok searches it thinks I’d like: FIFA World Cup 2026 Santa Clara
• imaustinrogers
• wearing no patines
• ive got a friendly comtact
• flipping upside down top
• Mustang Ranch
• Taylor Swift's SUV Leaves Tribeca

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 30

hell yeah, Manny

Post on helldivers page.

Caption: made this on my smoke break to combat the Ai slop

Image: stick figure with helldivers helmet edited in as the head.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 25

@faithdefender: you are in bondage, a slave to your CROTCH

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 24

i’m watching this 🐊 snap snap snap 🐊

Lake Placid poster showing a gigantic crocodile’s upper jaw emerging out of the water behind a swimmer in a life jacket

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 23

rewatching the vader luke fight on bespin and lmfao, i love this so much. OW OW OW OW OW

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 22

if you insist

Meat grinder with ground beef pouring into a bowl.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 21

said daughter at the 250 thing

Andrea Catsimatidis at the UFC white house thing

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 20

i accidentally hit save draft instead of discard a lot

My drafts. They’re almost all a few words with nothing else because I hit draft instead of cancel

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 18

what??

allisonelisew posted a thread you might like:
Walking around the apartment naked and lost 12m

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 17

freaked me the fuck out as a kid

Jackie Chan Adventures Wiki

The Chupacabra proved to be a formidable foe, possessing exceptional speed and strength that allowed it to easily overpower both El Toro Fuerte and Jackie Chan

Chupacabra: a brown creature that looks crossed between a bat, a gorilla, and a bug. It’s hanging on a wall with its red claws and has a a sharp mouth piece like a bug.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 17

i hate him i hate him i hate him

Skolas, the final boss from Destiny 1’s Prison of Elders DLC, a wave based horde mode. He has four arms, big horns. and is heavily armored.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 12

coronation is an interesting word to use

CNBC google preview: Musk's coronation as the first person in history to be worth $1 trillion is likely to add fuel to the

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 8

I need to know more

Someone taking a selfie behind Mike Johnson

The same person making a surprised embarrassed face as they squeeze through holding their phone up

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 8

lmao

Three of a user’s lists. They’re for for zionists, transphobes, eugenicists, and star wars opinions

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 6

did you know roland emmerich wanted zilla to be “sexy” and “sensual”

A sleek humanoid godzilla looking at a submarine

Godzilla turned to the side to emphasize its hips and chest.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 5

What a beautiful Bible verse

John 3:16
• TRASH PICK UP
• DELIVERY
• SAND
• ALL CONSTRUCTION
MATERIAL

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 5

JD vance above a quote post with a speech bubble added. Idk if I did the meme upside down or not.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 5

got my ass with the costco question

Unc score: 13; Youth score: 87

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 3

so….ten

five nights at freddy’s 2 for $18

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 2

found some senior pictures lmao

Two of my senior photoshoot pictures. In one I’m standing in front of my Ram 1500 4x4 with a 3” lift. In the next I’m posing like one of your french girls in front of a creek.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· Jun 1

what the fuck

Large pickup, maybe an F150 or 250, parked in a drive-thru instead of the empty parking spaces next to it so the driver can just pull around

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· May 30

lemme tell you something:

I'm a chick who..
-farts/burps without a fuck
-plays Xbox a LOT!
-cusses
-can take a compliment
-would rather laser tag than a walk in the park
-thinks "I choose you Pikachu! makes a bad ass proposal!

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· May 28

i love it when youtube just throws something at th3 wall to see if it sticks. “show him a hawk eating a rat. maybe that’s his thing”

Youtube title: Hawk lands in front of camera and eats rat it just caught *graphic* 3 years ago 5.3million views

Thumbnail: Hawk carrying something headed towards a camera post thing on the highway.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· May 28

this is like 2/3 accurate which is REALLY high for these quizzes lmao

Your Result:
nonbinary Creature
you're not a woman or a man, you're more of a force of nature if anything. transphobes have gotten mad at you for being transmasc AND being transfem because they straight up don't know what the fuck you are. your hair is probably best described as "scraggly" and you're covered in random chunky jewelry on any given day.

ultimate geoff@geoffreigh· May 27

the trespasser health bar. no really.

A raptor standing over you in Tresspasser. Your visible cleavage shows your tattoo is red.

A dead raptor under you in trespasser. Your breast tattoo is colorless.