Geoff

@geoffwhit

This is a throw down, a showdown, hell no I can't slow down. video editor. wannbe-writer. creative bon vivant. unsure of meaning of bon vivant. uses words confidently.

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Geoff@geoffwhit· 1d

#coollittleguy #bug #insect #bees #yesthebees

A close up shot of a fluffy plump lil bumble bee grabbin' themselves some pollen from a cluster of lil purple flowers. It's super great.

Geoff@geoffwhit· 20d

We don't usually see each others headers, here's mine! Quote with yours

Geoff@geoffwhit· 27d

A little guy I met today. #butterfly #nature #monarch #monarchbutterfly

Geoff@geoffwhit· 28d

...in the Off-world colonies!? A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!?

A sign for some kind of religious... thing. It reads "Jesus offers you a new life"

Geoff@geoffwhit· Feb 28

A still frame from the opening sequence of Twin Peaks with the altered and vastly superior title "Fart Taco"

Geoff@geoffwhit· Dec 24

make no mistake my mothers porcelain bathroom chicken is absolutely judging you

a porcelain chicken that is also a decorative bowl sitting atop a cabinet in my mother's bathroom. On its face, a look of smug superiority that rivals that of history's greatest despots

Geoff@geoffwhit· May 12

me to the one random rejection email from one of the three hundred jobs I applied to this month #jobs #andor

Screen shot from "Andor" season 2 episode 8, "Who Are You" as a battle-battered Cassian faces (and does not recognize) Syril Karn.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Apr 30

if you see this, post a robot

Photo of Herbie the battery powered robot toy from the 80s.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Apr 6

Dude! Happy birthday! This is MY copy that started my lifelong affair with comics! So stoked to see someone else that jumped on at the same time as me!

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 24

Quote this with who you'd be in Star Trek #startrek #boimler #livinthatbradwardlife

An image of Star Trek Lower Deck's Bradward Boimler giving a sassy-ass double handed Vulcan salute with maximum sarcasm.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 24

Finnegan. Rescue potcake from Mexico and my favorite child. #dogs

Beautiful photo of my handsome dog Finnegan sitting on a blanket of colorful fall leaves in Kew Gardens in Toronto. He is best dog.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 23

Finn. In all of his regal majesty. #dogs

Close up photograph of my dog Finn (short for Finnegan). He is a brown and white rescue potcake from Mexico and has the regal bearing of a king or emperor in repose.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 22

Name a movie you LOVE but will never watch again. #movies #cinema

Movie poster for the Tarkovsky film Stalker.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 22

look, I know we're in a dog park and this is a leash, but yikes #yikes

Photograph of a lost leash hanging from a tree in the dog park that has been made to closely resemble a noose. yikes

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 21

my child who woke me up at 4:13am for pooping and emergency dinner (he said it was an emergency) and now sleeps the guiltless, guileless sleep of a newborn infant fresh from the christening font #dogs

A photo of my dog Finnegan sleeping peacefully in mid-morning after having woken me up in the middle of the night.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 20

beach vibes in sunnier days #beach #kewbeach #leutylifeguardstation #video

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 20

now that the world is no longer for for human existence, I live in space where I own a giant spaceship with a fleet of pirates, govern a scrappy frontier settlement, and have a beach house on a distant planet. I will not be returning #nomanssky

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 17

Finn with somewhat smaller friend. #dogs

Photograph of my dog Finn (short for Finnegan) a brown and white potcake rescue dog from Mexico meeting a monarch butterfly raised by his best friend and vet tech Veronica.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Nov 6

me too pumpkin. me too.

an angry looking jack-o-lantern mirrors my feelings about the results of the US election.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Oct 21

Before this Saturday, Id never had ramen before. But now I have and HOLY SHIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW #$&@*€£© AMAZING RAMEN IS!?* *literally everyone in the world has been very clear on the awesomeness of ramen for quite some time now #ramen #amazing #bestthingever #scandalouslylatetotheparty

A photo of amazingly delicious ramen just before I added the soup broth

Geoff@geoffwhit· Oct 21

Kite at Kew Beach, Sunday afternoon. #kite #kewbeach #toronto #sunnyday #lifeisgood

Geoff@geoffwhit· Oct 20

Ravens, man. Cool AF.

Shot of a sassy raven looking cool as hell on the streetlight on my street.

Wider shot of the same dope-ass raven being hella cool on a streetlight.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Sep 6

😎👍

Photo of my computer screen showing Jean Michel Jarre's 1976 album "Oxygene".

Geoff@geoffwhit· Aug 23

You got it! 🐶👍

A close-up shot of Finnegan the dog, a mixed breed rescue from Mexico. Also the best dog ever. And the most handsome.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Aug 17

Ladies and gentlemen - the Jair.

Photo of a small wooden chair with denim pant legs.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Aug 13

For what it's worth, I've always had great results just googling or bing-ing math stuff. Just type the equation into the search bar and it'll send back a result.

Screencap of a Bing search result for a mathematical equation.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Aug 10

Toronto squirrel. #squirrel #toronto #torontosquirrel #kewgardens

Close up photo of a black Toronto squirrel in Kew Gardens.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Apr 12

I love my PS5 I just wish the peripherals would stop looking at me with such disdain.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Apr 2

Rip Joe Flaherty. 😥 Goodbye, Guy Caballero, goodbye Count Floyd.

Photo of the cast of SCTV from their season one dvd package to commemorate the passing of Joe Flaherty.

Geoff@geoffwhit· Mar 19

The Miniature Sand Whales are surfacing early this year.