Count Binface gave a far more comprehensive answer about a good night out in Clacton.

This is the grown-ass man equivalent of the baby with three hairs on their head, yet the parents still insist on tying it up with a bow.

Waiting for the inevitable right wing meltdown over this tribute to the BBC... #SPAARG

Oh God, I feel like the snarky parent critiquing the school play from the back of the auditorium, but the Muppets deserve better than a sub-par United Colours of Bennett on advert.. #SPAARG

Shakira still sounding like a goat... I think this would be better with just the dancers. #SPAARG

Justin Bieber has officially become the embarrassing dude with a guitar at a party. #SPAARG

I'm guessing this is the newfangled K-pop that my goddaughter and niece have told me about.

I mean, this looks pretty cool, but the majority of Madonna's halftime performance seems to have taken place in the stadium car park... #SPAARG

Getting a bit bored of #SPAARG so I'm reading my book. Burying my head in a fictionalised version of the disturbing final days of Katherine Howard might cause Spain to score...

OK, I've got the #ENGARG match on, I would like to see Argentina get pasted, but if this game gets boring, let it be known that I will start doing Nectar Canvass surveys to boost my points over the £100 mark...

I can't get my printer to work. I just get this message. There are no foreign objects, the ink cartridges are properly installed, it's clean. I'm out of ideas. Anyone?

@sturdyalex.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social You've probably seen this already, but just in case you haven't, beer-sponsored sporting accolades are now woke... #wokeydokey

Just trying to chill out on the sofa and watch the #BAFTAs when this bullshit happens. Anyone else or is it just our crap Sky box? I miss the old box and faithful chunky remote so much.

Seriously, Lords, do better. Instead of making women who urgently need sanitary products mid-cricket match find a cleaner, simply trust them by providing a basket of pads/tampons. This works really well at St James' Park in Newcastle. No reason why it can't work just as well in St Johns Wood.

Good luck with the move! It'll be great to have you and Lucy a bus ride away. Here are some photos of Lucy that came up in my Facebook Memories today!

I've been a bit quiet in here because I've been roadtripping in Australia for my 50th birthday!

I promised myself that I wouldn't, but I succumbed to Married At First Sight Australia and I'm justifying it by telling myself it's getting me well and truly in the mood for next week's trip to Australia. All that lovely Sydney scenery... #MAFSA

I've clearly been watching too much news. I just spotted this book in Sainsbury's and I read it as "Kid Rock" and then my brain went to "Is JD Kirk related to JD Vance and Charlie Kirk?".

Dressed as a gender-neutral dandy for Wuthering Heights...

Behold! The highly detailed explanation for the power cut in our neighbourhood...

This is baked mince and tatties with melted cheese and, yea, verily, it is satisfying and hearty.

Vintage china fans with more room in their kitchens than I have! Really pretty Noritake set at the Wimbledon Cancer Research charity shop for £65. I'd buy it myself if my kitchen wasn't at capacity.

It appears fiancee #1 has two hands wrapped around a bouquet, and possibly a third hand holding the groom's hand where the phone is. I'm sure the whole thing is an AI-generated stunt to promote something. Katie is an easy target, but these pics are an example of how easy it is to fake a story. ENDS/

And now we move to the groom's earlier near-identical alleged engagement pics with another woman from a few months ago. He looks like a guy who goes to the gym, except for his calves. And his feet look a bit like mine, but I have two club feet.

Moving on from weird wedding hands and onto the pretend engagement shot, it's unclear who or what is in the mirror at the back of the shot, but it looks too far away to be the photographer. This would be a hard photo to take without getting the snapper at least partly in shot.

The hand weirdness continues with the alleged celebrant, who looks like the hotel concierge (I could do a separate thread on whether this wedding would even be valid in the UAE without a trip to the embassy...). His thumb is a long way from his other fingers unless he has a really wide palm.

Katie's love of fake tan is well-known, but this hand looks much darker than the rest of her. And again, we have slightly hinky fingers.

Now, let's take a closer look, shall we? AI is still pretty terrible at hands. Here, we have a giant groom hand on her stomach and bum with weird-looking fingers. Plus his watch looks like it's a bit too tight.