Wtf no

Big Red’s makeover sucks.

I thought he was too busy making movies to be out there losing wars.

Getting out of group play and possibly winning in the RO16 would be a hugely successful WC. Probably 20% of America watches football. If we’re in the World Cup, that number balloons to 60%, and that additional 40% really has no idea what they’re looking at. Case in point ⬇️

What kind of porn are they looking at?

Yeah, I checked. False alarm, nephew can still reserve it.

Here’s their trophy for this season

I got front row seats to this shit

This fucker is just glad we FINALLY got off his bed.

When you attend a food show.

I like this one

I didn’t even know he had his own school

Anthony Black and Grady Dick did do it last year when Orlando played Toronto, though.

My kids are pretty fucking awesome at Easter eggs.

Yes, this guy.

Kerchoo

Here’s what left of the guacamole.

Oh yeah. Here’s my four year-old daughter’s room.

wtf dude, why are you sleeping on this position?

Rotator cuff repair surgery 2, electric boogaloo

So yeah, we totally went to prom last night.