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Ger@ger· 27d

4 of them on the deck at one stage there. Farcical. #ENGARG

Ger@ger· 27d

Yeah but how would a trhinoceros wear trousers?

A centaur wearing trousers different ways

Ger@ger· Jul 11

So who in the Carlsberg marketing department thought it would be a good idea for their product to look like a Cambodian knock off of itself from the mid 2000s?

Bottles and cans of Carlsberg at a supermarket

Ger@ger· Jul 9

Could anyone help me find a map online of a load of countries fitted inside a map of Cork? I could have sworn I saw it and saved it somewhere online this morning, but now it's nowhere to be found.

One of those "true size of" maps with non African countries arranged inside of Africa

Ger@ger· Jul 7

Ireland can be an absolute delight in the summer. I reckon I had it right all those years when I would only go abroad in the autumn. You've put in the hard yards through the winter. Why miss the best bit?

Howth and Dalkey from the Leadmines this evening

Ger@ger· Jul 7

In my memory, this quote was by Alan Partridge. Got a jumpscare when this lad landed in on the ol google (images).

I am never going to financially recover from this

Ger@ger· Jul 6

Got talked into a tomato growing competition in a WhatsApp group and well it's about the most positive thing to come out of the likes of that nonsense

Tomatos on the plant. They're tumbler variety. Hanging off my hawthorn.

Ger@ger· Jul 4

In fairness he looks like a Neil

Ger@ger· Jun 29

HYDRATION BREAK! #BRAJPN

Hurling legend DJ Carey with an iPhone cable taped to his nose, pretending he has cancer to scam people.

Ger@ger· Jun 23

"How do you do fellow spouse"

How do you do fellow children buschemi meme

Ger@ger· Jun 22

Iran men's national team (football/soccer)

Ger@ger· Jun 13

You're alright tesco, I know how bread works.

Bread packaging that says "pair with turkey and avocado doe a delicious and healthy open sandwich"

Ger@ger· Jun 9

"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

Mr McGreg accosting Dr Nick Riviera is the simpsons, looking not unlike the Catholic gentleman in the quoted post, whose arm seems to be fucked.

Ger@ger· Jun 7

The good news is I don't need to iron any shirts for next week. We're backed to crumpled shirts and a jumper. Oh yeah. #presentable

Met Eireann Weather forecast for Dublin for the coming week

Ger@ger· Jun 7

Dustin Diamond, specifically in his role as 'Screech' from 'Saved by the Bell' (1988-2000)

A picture of Dustin Diamond in his role as Screech from 'Saved by the Bell'

Ger@ger· Jun 6

Happy pride month from the shadows cast on my toilet cistern from the evening sun shining through the adhesive frosted film above the hall door 🌈

Sunlight coming through a hall window with stick on frosting that splits the light

Ger@ger· May 30

I had cause to take the extremely rare 7E bus this morning. The route looks like a map of the adventures of some minor and highly disfunctional hobbit in Lord of the Rings. @dublinbusnews.bsky.social #dublinbus #speirgorm

A route map of Dublin Bus route 7E which starts in Dalkey and finishes in Dublin city but takes a wildly circuitous route via Ballybrack, Shankill and Sallynoggin. There's only one bus a day, early in the morning so it's probably just a mop up service for people with early shifts, but the first actual number 7 is only 15 mins later.

Ger@ger· May 18

Geepus Crust! (same shop)

Geepas omelette maker. Says "hey, let's make cooking stylish!" in the same shop in Dun Laoghaire.

Ger@ger· May 18

🎶 Something to whizz my pears Something that blares 🎶

Ger@ger· May 16

Spotted in a shop down the town today. This one would live in your ear.

Ger@ger· May 10

Can I say something without people getting mad? The route of the hantavirus cruise ship looks pretty cool. I've gone down Wikipedia rabbit holes on all of these places. Putting it on the bucket list.

Route of the hantavirus cruise ship from patagonia to South Georgia Island, Tristan de cunha, gough island, St. Helena, asencion, and cape Verde.

Ger@ger· May 7

I have observed of late that babies are slavish adherents to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, tireless vectors of entropy. Why can my tower of bricks not be simply admired? Even added to? Why must destruction be the prescription in every case?

The second law of thermodynamics

Entropy is a measure if the disorder in a system. All systems gain entropy over time.

The second law of thermodynamics says that the total entropy of both a system and its surroundings will NEVER decrease.

Ger@ger· May 1

#snooker

Ger@ger· Apr 28

Every house should be designed with a 'Newgrange Mode' so that the inhabitants can feel connected to the passage of the earth around the sun once or twice a year.

Sun shining in a window through a gap in the buildings beyond

Ger@ger· Apr 24

My mouldy turnover bap looks like a tubby Moldova map

Ger@ger· Apr 15

On a route by bike between Ballsbridge and Heuston Station, it seems odd that I'd be sent through Trinity College, where you cannot cycle. Google maps is usually good at this. #googlemaps #speirgorm

A cycle route through Trinity College Dublin

A sign at the entry to this route (rightly) saying 'cyclists dismount'. I pushed my bike through this bit.

Ger@ger· Apr 12

Make it make sense

56% of voters surveyed supported the protesters

Ger@ger· Apr 10

The falcon left a leg on this time. At the junction of Marine Road and Crofton Road, Dun Laoghaire.

Ger@ger· Apr 8

Can these guys ever talk about their wives in a non creepy way?

Ger@ger· Apr 3