FLASH SALE Until 6pm tonight (Sunday 9 August) ‘Campervan’ tickets are 25% off in the Melbourne Fringe Flash Sale. ❤️ www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

My mum’s died. I wasn’t sure writing a musical could get harder but I guess I was wrong.

Here's the deets. 2025 Green Room Awards (Vic) - Cabaret 'Bastard Joy' nominated for: - Outstanding Artiste - Outstanding Production Design (costume/AV) - Outstanding Original Songs - Outstanding Musical Direction Which is cool bc it's hyperpop electroclash fashion forward w AV & chickens 🐔

'The Perfect Neighbor' blew my socks off at Melbourne International Film Festival last year. Incredibly astute editing (Viridiana Lieberman) and directing (Geeta Gandbhir), harrowing in its grief, legacy and honesty. It left me reeling, and I am so happy that it was nominated for an Oscar.

O'Connell's mad Savile villain alone would sell it to me - SUCH a cooked idea. Plus hearing Nia DaCosta was directing too - a treat. Her evolution of 'Candyman' (2021) was terrific. Anyway, I am gonna watch 'Bone Temple' eventually. Just rewatched DaCosta's 'Candyman', too. That ending...poetry.

Look this is just what happens when I keep the Barnaby PNG on my desktop at the ready, I’m sorry.

“Uh oh”

I am tapping rn

Only a few more sleeps and some tickets still left!! A Swingin’ Bella Christmas Wed 17 Dec 8pm Melbourne Recital Centre, 31 Sturt Street, Southbank 🎟️ www.melbournerecital.com.au/whats-on/cur...

Less then a dozen seats left in the stalls! Still great seats in the circle and wings!! 🎄 A Swingin’ Bella Christmas ⏰ Wed 17 Dec 8pm (2.5 hours including interval) 📍Melbourne Recital Centre, 31 Sturt Street, Southbank VIC 3006 🎟️ www.melbournerecital.com.au/whats-on/cur...

WEEKEND PROMO 🥳 Code 'warren' for $20 +bf tix 🥳 The Passion of Saint Nicholas 2 SHOWS | Sun 5 & 12 Oct 7pm | Trades Hall Won 4 x Green Rooms | 6 award noms If you believe in fringe it doesn't get more fringe than an indie veteran still kicking goals. www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

🐥 ONE WEEK until Bastard Joy. Code NORMCORE for limited $18 +bf tickets week one ONLY. It’s my final bribe. BASTARD JOY ⏰ Wed-Sat 1-11 Oct 8pm 📍 Trades Hall | Quilt Room 🔗 www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

⏰FLASH SALE⏰ MIDDAY 9 Sep - MIDDAY 11 Sep 25% off FULL PRICE tix FINAL flash sale for Fringe, so if you like saving cash t&multi-award-winning shows, get cracking! ‘The Passion of Saint Nicholas’ 2 shows ONLY Sun 5 & 12 Oct 7pm Trades Hall Quilt Room 🎟️ www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

⏰ FLASH SALE LIVE!!! ⏰ For 48 HRS snag 25% off FULL PRICE tix to ‘Bastard Joy’ This show went off like a frog in a Roland MC-505 Groovebox in MICF m, so don’t delay. MIDDAY 9 Sep - MIDDAY 11 Sep ‘Bastard Joy’ Wed-Sat 1-11 Oct 8pm Trades Hall Quilt Room www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

Is anyone using the word “fashtroturfing” yet or am I a bloody genius. Anyway, Melbourne Fringe is 3 weeks away. I have 2 shows that are both great and funny and completely different to each other. One of them won lots of awards. Get into it. More info on all shows: www.geraldinequinn.com/live

Btw I am doing two shows in Melbourne Fringe, links in bio. They have a lot of stars and awards between them and could not be more different but both fun and good. 1-12 October in total, one is Wed-Sat and the other is only 2 x Sundays

Look who it is @tonymartin.bsky.social

THIS SATURDAY 7 June - soft album launch plus full band birthday bash with guests at George Lane, St Kilda. 🎟️ www.georgelane.com.au/events-1/ger...

omg 3k followers on IG this took so long - I’m sure a few hundred are bots but slogging away on Instagram for years and I just cracked 3k bloody nora… When FESTIVALS ask about your socials following not your awards, it’s gruelling so this is OOF…Sisyphean.

Tickles me pink that this morning I was up at 5am to watch #Eurovision semi-final 2 (right) and tonight I drove into Channel 10 to pop up on The Project to talk Eurovision. I was a delirious hag but HOLY HELL the MUA did a good job. So bizarre and funny and nice to see so many old mates! TY!

It’s my 50th birthday and I am doing a big birthday gig with guests & YOU CAN COME!! It’s a low $18 gen admission (plus booking fee) to cover the musicians and the venue. Come!! Gonna launch some albums too www.georgelane.com.au/events-1/ger...

Hey there I won a lot of cabaret Green Room Awards on Monday for ‘The Passion of Saint Nicholas’, my 2024 show. For Outstanding Writing, Outstanding Original Songs, Outstanding Artiste and Outstanding Production which is quite extraordinary.

🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥 Time Out (2025) 🐥🐥🐥🐥 Chortle (2025) "Were there any justice in the world, her dynamite voice, ballsy performances and striking aesthetic would have made her a major cabaret star." - Chortle Get in on the ground floor 20 years later! 🎟️ www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

EXTRA SHOOOW Tix available tonight 7.10pm but if that doesn’t work, next Sun 13 April 2.30pm EXTRA SHOW. 🎟️ www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

OK seriously, only 2 shows left now, tonight and Sunday at 7.10pm, I finally got my first MICF review and it's a banger. It came out late Friday, so we're caning it as the season is ALMOST OVER!! Tonight is picking up! TONNES of room tomorrow. 🎟️ www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

WOO ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3 shows left - 7.10pm The Motley Bauhaus 118 Elgin Street Carlton Full review: www.timeout.com/melbourne/co...

3 SHOWS LEFT Don’t be normcore, see an independent artist in a fringe venue. Audience response to this show has been enormous & I am surviving on EXTREMELY positive word of mouth. Sat is filling up but Fri and Sun have tickets available. 🎟️ www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

🚨🚨🐥🐥 🎟️ I only have 6 shows left in @micomfestival . Have you booked? It's cheap tonight! Word is definitely getting around, we shifted a whole mess of tickets yesterday. Closes Sunday 6 April. Bookings: www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

🎟️🐔YES - I am performing MONDAY🐤 🎟️ Artists @micomfestival w. a night off, you can do: 'Swan?' (5:45pm) 🌟'Bastard Joy' (7.10pm)🌟 Furioszo (8.30pm) All in the same room. That's a lot of madness in The Theatrette! The Motley Bauhaus, 119 Elgin St Carlton www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

IT'S SUNDAY in Melbourne International Comedy Festival - my show is tonight at the same time as usual - 7.10pm The Motley Bauhaus doesn't do hour-early-on-Sunday vibes, so if you're coming a) *BOOK* and b) it's at 7.10pm! 🎟️https://comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/bastard-joy/ 🐔🐤🐥🐣