Trax (GetSumTail)
@getsumtail
28. Furry. Just lil' guy. Extra-terrestrial kitty who loves cartoons, games, and theme parks, motorsports, and tails~ He/Him. Ace, but still kinky. I repost NSFW stuff, so minors DNI 🔞 No tolerance for zoos and pedos.
Hai! Ever see that alien cat from Space Dandy? I'm quite fond of his species~
Escorts are muzzled for patron safety. Despite multiple warnings not to remove them, some patrons do it anyway. Most brothels have an "extended stay" policy where turned patrons are made to "pay off" the costs of housing and curing them. Turned patrons also have shirts like these put on them:
Happy International Aesexuality Day to all my fellow horny aces! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
$100 million dollars per episode apparently...All for re-re-telling stories from a bigoted hack. So much money for something that won't even come close to topping this:
FR tho, Lumo isn't even close to being the ugliest thing associated with Eurovision right now and it breaks my fucking heart. FUCK the EBU and FUCK the Israeli Zionist regime...actually, FUCK Azerbaijan's government too. They're just as guilty of exploiting the contest and equally deserve the boot.
You know what? I'm gatekeeping Lumo. We tried to warn y'all about him last year and our warnings fell on deaf ears like scientists in a disaster movie. Then you have the GALL to bring him back NOW? IN THESE TRYING TIMES?! HE WAS CONTAINED AND YOU OPENED HIS CAGE! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Zoos find this attractive. We are not the same. Get the fuck away from me.
I find this attractive. (Also, I like imagining what it would be like to have such a wildly different anatomy myself.)
Holding back a hyper load by plugging the hole with your face is one hell of a strategy...
Every new set of mainline Pokemon starters consistently feature the same 3 types: -The Baby -The Criminal -The Dumbass How you assign these descriptive titles says a lot about you as a person. Even when people don't agree on which is which, all 3 types are still present in each group.
And they can't even make the whole "stop calling us Nazis" argument because concentration camps aren't even a Nazi invention. They existed DECADES before the Holocaust.
Like, it's not even a matter of opinion. It literally fits the definition.
LOVE your pose in the first image. You look so awkwardly adorable~
Scooby-Doo is a hottie and I'm tired of pretending he's not. Official screenshot (canon):
Yes. Also, I looked up the screenshot and it's somehow worse than I remember...
Get flustered enough and those spots will turn into strobe lights~ "AHH! MY EYES!" "Oop, sorry! I just think you're really cute an- I just said that out loud..." ...
Ah yes, that first promo with him turning into a dragon was one of my...inciting incidents Also, the creator of the show also made this. No shame, just funny.
She rolls over, leaving a spot for you on the couch. Her tail mimics a beckoning gesture.
"You're laughing. Black Mold Betty's getting paid and you're laughing."