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Guha Krishnamurthi

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Professor, Maryland Carey Law (he/him)

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Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· 7d

Perfect headline

Dart 'puzzled' by latest concussion test request

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· 12d

Finally sharing my draft paper Settlement Bribery papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

settlement bribery abstract

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· 26d

There is a sex scene, at least per my parents’ sensibilities. Did she want like full penetration?

penetration guys we're going to show full penetration

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jul 12

Well… there is *some* evidence, namely that it looked like it

FIFA stated there is "no evidence" the ball struck an overhead wire before England's equalizing goal against Norway in the Three Lions' 2-1
World Cup quarterfinals victory.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jul 10

Liz Peek is a former partner of major bracket Wall Street firm Wertheim and Company.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jul 6

I didn’t realize England was coached my adult Stewie

Adult Stewie

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jul 4

Fame is a helluva drug

Usha Chilukuri Vance
Jul 4, 2016 •
JD's newest piece in the Atlantic, in which he takes a firm stand against Trump.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 30

To spell that out: The Constitution is an enduring document, and its principles were designed to, and do, apply to modern conditions and developments. The original constitutional principles do not change absent
constitutional amendment, but the relevant principles-both the rules and exceptions alike-must be faithfully applied not only to circumstances as they existed in 1787, 1791, and 1868, for example, but also to modern situations that were unknown or unanticipated by the Constitution's Framers.
Stated otherwise, the "meaning of rules is
constant. Only their application to new situations presents a novelty." A. Scalia & B. Garner, Reading Law 86 (2012); see also Heller v. District of Columbia, 670 F. 3d 1244, 1275 (CADC 2011) (Kavanaugh, J., dissenting); A. Scalia, A

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 29

Bluesky has the juice www.rawstory.com/randy-fine-2...

"Can he read?" Guha Krishnamurthi, professor of law at the University of Maryland Francis King Carey School of Law, wrote on Bluesky.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 28

This just makes me think he is a bad doctor too

"You can criticize that," he later said, "but I think, again, as I'm searching for, kind of, the right diagnosis and the right cure — you can criticize me — but I'm not sure it's quite as, kind of, black and white as people like to say."

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 27

I’m a day late, but a reminder about the story of Obergefell and Arthur’s wedding

Arthur over two decades ago. They fell in love and started a life together, establishing a lasting, committed relation. In 2011, however, Arthur was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or ALS. This debilitating disease is progressive, with no known cure. Two years ago, Obergefell and Arthur decided to commit to one another, resolving to marry before Arthur died. To fulfill their mutual promise, they traveled from Ohio to Maryland, where same-sex marriage was legal. It was difficult for Arthur to move, and so the couple were wed inside a medical transport plane as it remained on the tarmac in Baltimore. Three months later, Arthur died. Ohio law does not permit Obergefell to be listed as the surviving spouse on Arthur's death certificate. By statute, they must remain strangers even in death, a state-imposed separation Obergefell deems
"hurtful for the rest of time." App. in No. 14556 etc., p. 38. He brought suit to be shown as the surviving spouse on Arthur's death certificate.

Obergefell and Arthur wedding

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 26

court expansion so that we can forget this shitstain ever existed

In response Friday to an inquiry from NPR came this terse statement from the court's
public information office.
"Justice Alito was notified in advance by Justice Sotomayor's chambers that she would be reading a dissent from the bench. It was a misunderstanding on Justice Alito's part."

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 25

From Bruen:

Dred Scott citation in Bruen

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 24

Elaine holding Boggle

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 20

Birthright citizenship ftw

B BCSPORT
Balogun's Nigerian parents were living in London when they took a trip to New York in the summer of 2001.
The trip proved fateful. Balogun's mum was not allowed on the flight home when airline attendants realised she was heavily pregnant, and instead of being born in the English capital, he arrived into the world in Brooklyn, New York on 3 July 2001.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 19

Woman hitting bed frame yelling ah

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 12

Never thought I would see the field of statistics repudiated in a single sentence

13 stats that prove the
USMNT will win the 2026
World Cup

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 8

lol

Loser shit

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Jun 8

finally I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=EK7...

my team: oscar, harden, tony campbell, lebron, wilt

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· May 19

Not one single person thought to themselves "No way Mark Cuban would prostrate himself before Trump"

Mark Cuban saying some shit

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· May 16

“No DEI because we need diversity”

"Even though I personally agree with [the diversity and inclusion standard] and what it tries to achieve, I
think it's appropriate as
on accrediting body that we
eliminate that standard so we don't inhibit the diversity of ideas out there in various types of legal education environments,
"said David Brennen, a
council member and a former dean of the University of Kentucky College of Law.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· May 11

The state that killed the VRA? Recruits should punish these SEC shitholes

Kiffin: LSU's 'diversity' a recruitment advantage vs.
Ole Miss

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· May 8

BBC on Neil Katyal:

The AI chatbot users falling into delusional spirals

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· May 5

If you saw this puzzle, my friend Eric Vogelstein has the best analysis of it that I have seen: medium.com/@evog42/blue...

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
Red
42.1%
Blue
57.9%

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Apr 28

Sarah Isgur being a dumbass

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Apr 20

Weak sauce but I found this funny in an Alanis Morissette kinda way

That Code doesn't apply to "employees of the United States Supreme Court," id. § 310.10(a), but it's widely known that the Court has adopted similar rules that do.

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Apr 16

"They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house." Krusty the Klown

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Apr 3

The Lakers are losing by 42 points and this is ESPN’s headline

Bronny hits two 3s for the Lakers

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Mar 6

Kids, don’t smoke crack

Guha Krishnamurthi@ggkrishnamoomoo· Feb 19

Huh.