Gherkin Inspector🔞 - COMMISSIONS FULL
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🔞! 18+ ONLY !🔞 NSFW 25 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them. Proship DNI Buy me a Coffee:
I just finished serving this guy his oishii meal at the osushiya-san, I sure hope he responds appropriately to my query
Maybe if I heard something other than A MILLION FUCKING LOUD-ASS CARS I'd consider it. YEESH
I'm thinking a bit about filing the numbers off a very old (but long and detailed) fic I never released and trying to publish it as a short story... You know, maybe sell it for a few bucks and see if I get anywhere with that.
I can't wait for the AI companies to start charging people what this kind of prompting actually costs them... We'll all be happier when wasting our collective time has a price tag of like 20 grand attached to it.
Forcing myself to write something, *anything* It's been two months and I haven't published anything...
God I need a Mewgenics Christmas update so bad...
This stuff puts me into a blind rage. I'm not a violent person, but if I met one of the people trying to create this dangerous propaganda, I'm not sure I'd be able to control myself. They want to throw all of this quack shit at the wall not because they're genuinely interested in our plight, but-
I'm gonna be for real, I hate the way new cars are shaped. Cars used to look cool, they used to have *personality*.
A friend is introducing me to the Spyro the Dragon games...
Which piece of classic art or culture do you think is the most overrated? I'll start: I think Aristotle was a know-it-all wanker who wasn't actually that smart, and mostly just asserted shit at random.
FUUUUUUCK I LOVE HOW QUEER YOU ALL ARE I LOVE HOW WE'RE ALL A BUNCH OF QUEERS AHHH
GOD I love Pickle Inspector sooooooo much <3
I'm getting Heraldess Mewgenics vibes from the flooding basement
The protagonist of a fictional video game called Gorbino's Quest which exists in the lore of the game Cruelty Squad
On the cusp of making my worst financial decision of the month
This was my immediate response to the top right Johnny's expression
Sorry to everyone waiting for my commissions to open, I got addicted to the video game...
If anything happens to Mushi, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO TURN INTO A HUNK???