Will LaPorte

@ghostdown

musician, writer, and structural engineer 🇵🇷🇩🇴, they/them, NYC ghostdown.online

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Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 13d

hot take: having a fastball lobbed at your nuts is, for most people who have them, a bad experience!!

"he has come to the quite rational realization that we have a limited time on this earth and there are better things to do than having a fastball lobbed at your nuts." From the "I Love Getting Demolished By Souls Games" article on Aftermath for Hater Week

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 14d

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 15d

what if he could fly planes and ALSO just idk, fly with his tail

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 15d

Spot the difference [impossible]

An Echidna's surprisingly prominent knuckles

Knuckles the Echidna's beloved spikey glove

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 15d

Aphex Twin: creates a solo piano piece so beautiful, affecting, and historically significant that it would make Chopin openly weep also Aphex Twin:

The aphex twin song Avril 14th off of Drukqs

The lyrics of the Aphex Twin song Milkman, which are mostly "I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits"

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 16d

anyway you can buy this sticker from me, feel free to DM me or whatever reject phone thank you

My hand holding stickers I designed that say 'reject phone.' The bubble letter words 'reject phone' split a nondescript smartphone in half revealing the toxic goop inside. 'ghost' is on one half and 'down' is alongside my evil cartoon face on the other.

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 18d

Madonna can have a little fetishization of me as a treat (for me)

The lyrics "Puerto Rican boys they make me crazy" from Madonna's new song Danceteria

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· 20d

loving rhythm heaven groove

A frog who wants to go beyond the rainbow.

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jul 4

It's one of my favorite things I've ever written and grows ever more important to me as I've continually dealt with new levels and kinds of grief this year. Rockin my ancient Illinoise shirt today to celebrate. Please check out the piece, hope you like it :)

Me wearing my "come on feel the Illinoise!" shirt on the subway

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jul 4

Dear reader he is not exaggerating

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jul 3

I designed these. dm me if you want one. :)

My hand holding a stack of stickers. On them is a phone split in half with green goo coming out, with the words 'ghost down' and a crude sketch of my face on the phone, and 'reject phone' in pinkish purple bubble letters between the halves

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jul 2

nyc so pretty

monochrome photo of a man patronizing a food truck

sky over union square as viewed through the bars of a scaffold

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jun 28

yes please

William, good news! Your $1,000 no-cost Accidental
Death &
Dismemberment

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jun 17

got the film back :)

A photo of Brendon taking a selfie of the 2026 big walk crew on the coney island boardwalk

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jun 12

Jesus in front of an angry mob. "Most people rejected His message ["shut up!"]. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." Gal. 4:16

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Jun 9

anyway shoutout @jmrivera.bsky.social for unlocking a hidden secret of the universe for me: you can very easily make Sausage Egg [REDACTED]Muffins at home

two sausage and egg english muffin sandwiches

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 28

So happy to own this

My hand holding the CD of Fela Kuti & the Africa '70's album Open & Close. My CD player and record collection are visible in the background.

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 17

This SpongeBob frame with its necessary caption context didn't exist so I made it

The cricket, once one of SpongeBob's only two fans, falling silent at his trainwreck stand-up set in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squirrel Jokes"

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 12

Frame from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mid-Life Crustacean," wherein SpongeBob and Patrick are surrounded with resplendent color as they celebrate being "not lame"

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 11

me and stephen every time april 1st is around the corner (We're both Ripley and the xenomorph and also the xenomorph is Conker and also Ripley is a podcast microphone)

The xenomorph threateningly close to Ripley's head

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 8

it's been fun to make the posters line up aesthetically

letterboxd last four movies watched. Challengers (rewatch, five stars), Decision to Leave (rewatch, five stars), Uncut Gems (rewarch, four stars), and Mad Bills to Pay (five stars)

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 8

wrote about challengers and nine inch noize. Here's me playing trent x atticus's song 'l'oeuf' (which i only recently learned is pronounced/where 'love' comes from in tennis) from the score. If you hear me mess up no you didn't :) ghostdown.online/posts/nine-i...

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 5

why are they framing this like it's a good move. Why do they constantly launder this administration's harmful bullshit. cancel your fucking new york times subscription

unnecessarily generous framing by the new york times for deeply harmful anti-healthcare push against anti-depressants by RFK Jr.

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· May 4

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Apr 20

i'll do you one better: i like hanging out at JFK

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Apr 20

"They hated jesus because He told them the truth" meme

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Apr 14

not to use the article confirming people's biases to confirm some biases of my own, but this seems like the most important bit

Screenshot from the WIRED article:

"The idea of a PR firm creating dozens of social media accounts to push new music or artists may seem slightly sinister, in part because the very idea of an account arguably presumes some sort of independent consciousness behind it. But is it really any different, in essence, than dozens of music blogs republishing the same press releases pushing that same music and those same bands? These tactics follow a golden rule of so much online discourse, which another of Chaotic Good's founding partners summed up in that Billboard interview: 'Everything on the internet is fake.'

For her part, McLamb says that these sorts of new, extremely online marketing campaigns are 'no more or less nefarious than anything else that's been going on in the music business since the dawn of time.' Asked if she would ever consent to these sorts of trend-simulating marketing tactics promoting her own music, McLamb is unequivocal: 'I would absolutely take part in a narrative or UGC campaign.'

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Apr 10

wild ride

A letterboxd most recent four watched: Zodiac (three stars), The Drama (five stars), Flesh + Blood (four stars), and Fargo (four and a half stars)

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Mar 25

I made this when my partner Em didn't like Tenet (one of my fav movies ever). They requested I make the person in the back cute

a dude thinking "damn...we live in a twilight world fr." and looking at the dolled up person behind them and thinking "that mf do NOT live in a twilight world"

Will LaPorte@ghostdown· Mar 25

gang it's so good. The perfect emoji. Maybe my favorite ever. I love them