This! I’m always asking my therapist why she shows me inkblots of Biden eating pus

Went on a date with the devil

He’s running

Who could have predicted this was the fault of the man with the vocal equivalent of explosive diarrhea

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Dragons fall within the female gaze

The should try making an animated version

A Patti party

I quote this endlessly and never even saw the show

NYC finally got some more public restrooms

They’re gonna have to change the title of the movie

Headed to Fire Island by citibike!

Impersonating Melania Trump is harder than you'd think

You mean it’s funny how our nose is just a whale’s blowhole

ya think you know somebody…

*fucking a dead deer* “CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!”

The number of likes on this is unsettling

Gotta get his portal to hell ready

Congrats to the genius couple

This is what it feels like watching Obama produce sketch comedy

My mom has too much blackmail

My driving instructor did this while I parallel parked

What if this is the one that’s right

Just a pitch for the losers...

My years of touring have prepared me for this

Proud to say my gf and I guessed which one we thought the other would get and both got it right on the first try ❤️

Republicans always trying to limit the competition

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The evidence would be too easy to find

Oh brother!!!