how I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving

Me all up in her sweaty pits.

No new pictures,where are you mentally?

Sup

No cheating , last photo of your pet

Giggs is deflated.

Felt cute. Might delete later.

Brothers from another mother.

And never used a filter.

I’ve lived in the foothills of Northern California for 50 years. This forecast for the middle of July is off the charts insane.

This is who runs this account.

Look how fat this homeless cat is.

This is the life I dream about.

Here’s a handy guide to pleasing a woman.

More cowbell anyone?

What’s everyone wearing to the Bluesky living funeral.

This is how I want to live my life.

I don’t have any fucking grandkids.

I dare you

Lit myself on fire. Wasn’t the first time. Probably won’t be the last.

Look at these stupid pigeons.

Did I just make pb&j on hot dog buns? Yes I did.

Your moment of zen.

From the week I was born.

This dude is definitely getting laid today.

I’m going to do my part to support Canada. Jack Daniels is out Crown is in.