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Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 (@gigawattvertigo) · DIRTY

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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Alleged musician. Cybernetics appreciator. Noted grouch, leftist. Birdsite refugee. Melburnian. Definitely not a vampire. (he/him if necessary)

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Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· 19d

Monday 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) holding a book and looking, rather smugly, into the camera

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· 26d

It's Monday 😒☕️

A still of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) licking his lips and excitedly pawing at a tray of lasagna, exclaiming "lasagna!"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jul 12

Waking up to yet another Monday 😒☕️

A (rather memetic) still of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) looking very large, and very round, and very nonchalant while smoking on a pipe

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jul 6

All I'll say on this matter...

A series of portraits of Chinese revolutionary figures describing their lifestyle habits and how long they lived for. It reads, from top to bottom, as follows:

Lei Feng: Didn't smoke or drink and lived his whole life as a good Samaritan; died at age 21

Lin Biao: Didn't smoke or drink; died at age 63

Mao Zedong: Smoked but didn't drink; died at age 82

Deng Xiaoping: Smoked and drank; died at age 92

Zhang Xueliang: Smoked, drank, did opium, gambled, and was a womaniser; died at age 100

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jul 5

Monday 😒☕️🎶

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) standing atop a fence and taking a bow in front of a gramophone, a bright full moon behind him. He is wearing a top hat (his ears poking through the brim) and a red bow-tie, and is smiling quite broadly.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jun 21

Despite my best wishes, still a Monday 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes), looking at a poster of himself with a crossed out circle superimposed on top, as if saying "no Garfield allowed". He looks rather bemused about this.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jun 7

Can't believe it, another Monday 😒☕️

An image of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) diving head first into a tray of lasagne while exclaiming "I love lasagna!"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· May 31

It's June! It's Monday 😒☕️

Edited panel from Garfield in which Jon loudly exclaims "MONDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY" while Garfield grins widely

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· May 24

Oh, another Monday, huh? 😒☕️

A still of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) sitting back into his sofa, lazily pressing buttons on a TV remote, a copy of a book (presumably a TV guide or thereabouts) in his lap.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· May 10

Monday again, huh? 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) holding up a light green notebook and a pencil. He seems to be looking very intently at it, a look of annoyance on his face.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· May 3

It's my birthday! 🥳🎂 It's also a Monday 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) excitedly emerging with a broad smile from a cake sitting on a blue plate with pink icing, a considerable amount of it on his head and ears supporting a handful of multicoloured candles, and blue frosting on the side reading "Happy Birthday To Me!"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Apr 20

Had a wonderful night's sleep, now to simply wake up, on a Monday 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes, wearing a light blue sleeping cap with a fluffy white pompom on the end) sleeping blissfully on a crescent moon, surrounded by stars

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Mar 14

Casually reading about Chopin's (at times, rather tumultuous) love life, did not know he was such a real one.

A meme of Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal, reading: "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game." - Shaq, to Christian Wood after his 27-point performance vs. The Spurs

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Mar 11

Posting about this entire situation, destroying any and all plausible deniability I might have had

A meme of a very smug looking Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall and smoking a cigar, captioned: "Ooh I'm KILLING MYSELF"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Mar 11

Liking the profile (I think) of somebody I already know IRL and already have the hots for

A still of Jiang Wen as Pocky Zhang in Let the Bullets Fly (Jiang Wen, 2011) pointing a gun at someone while pointing another gun at his own head

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Mar 1

Huh, looks like another Monday over here 😒☕️

A picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) holding up a light green notebook and a pencil. He seems to be looking very intently at it, a look of annoyance on his face.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Feb 23

In which D&D resumes after a fortnight long hiatus

A panel from the Jack Chick tract Dark Dungeons, showing a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

"The thief, Black Leaf, did not find the poison trap, and I declare her dead." says Miss Frost, the DM.

"NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Don't make me quit the game! Please don't! Somebody save me! You can't do this!" exclaims Marcie, Black Leaf's player.

"Marcie, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more." says Debbie, Marcie's friend, Elfstar's player.

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Feb 18

Reinstalling Feeld

A still of Takeshi Kitano as Murakawa in Sonatine (Kitano, 1993), smiling while pointing a gun to his head

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Feb 8

Wrow, Monday again? Really? 😒☕️

The "don't make me tap the sign scene from the Simpsons, but the bus driver is pointing to a still frame of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) with a smug expression captioned: "You are not immune to propaganda"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jan 12

All I'll say regarding today's news about The Fed:

A picture of Warren Buffett with the caption: "Freak the fuck out and sell everything right now. It's fucking over."

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jan 11

There's sometimes a Monday... 😒☕️

An edited picture of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) wearing a bright blue cowboy hat and a nonplussed expression and sitting on a patch of green grass, the sun high up in the sky in an otherwise plain white background. Beneath him there is Jim Davis' signature, a copyright notice (reading: 'Garfield: ©️ 1978 United Feature Syndicate, Inc.'), and a caption that reads:

"You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad."

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jan 10

All I've gotta say on the matter

A still of the (now highly memetic) scene of Brad Pitt as Don 'Wardaddy' Collier in Fury (David Ayer, 2014) pointing at a German officer and saying "hey, shoot that guy", but he's saying "check that guy's hard drive"

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Jan 7

You know I keep that MF thang on me

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 31

Here's to the new year! 🏙🌞

Dawn of A New Day

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 30

This is it folks, if you've got any loose ends that need tying... 🌝🏙

Dawn of The Final Day

-24 Hours Remain-

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 29

Still plenty of time, totally 🌝🔜🏙

Dawn of The Second Day

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Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 28

Alright everybody, you know what time of year it is... 🌝🔜🔜🏙

Dawn of The First Day

-72 Hours Remain-

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 25

A still of Tadanobu Asano as Kashigi Yabushige in Shogun (2024), saying: "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense."

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 21

It's not the last Monday of the year, but it is the last one before Christmas 😏☕

Gigawatt 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈@gigawattvertigo· Dec 7

What a shock, another Monday 😒☕

A still of Garfield (an orange cat with black stripes) sitting back into his sofa, lazily pressing buttons on a TV remote, a copy of a book (presumably a TV guide or thereabouts) in his lap.

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